Here's the spiel: This team I made after my last team (A Trick Room team) had a major loop hole. It couldn't counter stall teams. I made this team to be able to stop stall teams, as well as counter many other types of teams.
It utilizes "hax" in an attempt to keep the team from hurting me, while destroying it.
I have had mixed success, with a record of 10-4 (I haven't had the most time in the world thanks to taking summer courses so I can graduate earlier).
Without further adeiu, here is the team:
Sneek-a-peek:
The real deal:
Persian @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Technician
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature
- Fake Out
- U-turn
- Bite
- Hypnosis
Persian is my lead. I Fake Out the first turn, and depending on what the pokemon is, I use either U-Turn or Hypnosis my second. If it is a slow lead, more often I will hypnotize it, and then U-Turn to something that can set up (Gyarados). If it is something I am afraid of, I immediately U-Turn to a counter. Bite is for extra flinching. Hypnosis is one of my many status inflicting moves I use on this team. Overall, a pretty entertaining lead which I am amazed isn't used more.
Machamp @ Leftovers
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 252 HP/252 Atk/4 Spd
Adamant nature
- Dynamicpunch
- Payback
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
Machamp. Oh Machamp. My favorite pokemon in the pokemon universe. It is a pretty standard Resttalk set, but it gets the job done. I utilize Dynamicpunch to confuse my opponent, and then work on killing him (usually by using it again, or if payback is more suited, that). He is durable, and I have gotten so much success with him that I am very hesitant to change him.
Gyarados @ Leftovers
Adamant: Intimidate
Evs: 74HP / 252 Att / 184 Speed
- Dragon Dance
- Stone Edge
- Waterfall
- Bounce
Gyarados is one of my sweepers, although I have gotten mixed success with him. He is meant to dragon dange and then ice fang/waterfall things to death. Waterfall gives me some flinching, which is extremely useful. Thunder Wave is my paralysis skill, allowing my to paralyze and stop pokemon in their tracks. The reason I have mixed success is because I don't seem to get enough of a sweep out of him. By the time he has set up, he usually has not a ton of health left, which can be disheartening.
Togekiss @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP/6 Def/252 SDef
Calm nature
- Air Slash
- Thunder Wave
- Roost
- Aura Sphere (or Nasty Plot)
Togekiss, my other paraflincher. Another pokemon I have had mixed success with. I added Aura Sphere because I figured the type coverage could be useful, although I'm thinking of switching it to Nasty Plot, so I can sweep better. Roost is for survivability. I'm thinking I might want to invest some EVs into speed, so that I can get the flinch in the majority of the time, seeing as that doesn't happen nearly enough now. All in all, a pretty nice pokemon and the key to a good hax team.
Lanturn @ Leftovers
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 40 HP/80 Spd/136 SAtk/252 SDef
Calm nature
- Discharge
- Confuse Ray
- Surf
- Ice Beam
Why turn on the lights when you have a lanturn around? (bad pun is bad)
Lanturn is a parafusion user, and a pretty durable one at that. Discharge puts paralysis on my opponent, and confuse ray confuses (NO WAY!). Surf/Ice Beam are for sweeping an opponent, although Discharge helps there, also. I have had a lot of success with this pokemon, as I've seen countless dragons try to switch in, only to get OHKO'd by ice beam.
Tyranitar @ Expert Belt
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 120 Atk/244 Spd/144 SAtk
Hasty nature
- Pursuit
- Earthquake
- Fire Blast
- Crunch
This was my toss-up slot. I took a look at all my other pokemon, and noticed they had a lot of weaknesses in common, such as Cresselia, Blissey (although Machamp covers that) and Celebi. To stop that, I threw Tyranitar into the mix. This set is meant to counter as many pokemon as possible. When I switch in, I try to catch my opponent with a Pursuit. If that doesn't work, I can use my other attacks to pound him into the ground. Other than Gyarados, this was my pokemon who I was least sure of keeping. But one I added him to my team, I noticed how helpful he was.
There you go, there is my team. I have had some success with him, but I want Smogon's help!
By the way, I'm not using Jirachi because I want to use pokemon I'll be able to get in pokemon platinum cart, and Jirachi would be extremely hard to obtain.
I have a concern with sweepers, as I have no good counter to a pokemon like Latias once she has set up. Help in this department is needed.
Thanks everyone!
It utilizes "hax" in an attempt to keep the team from hurting me, while destroying it.
I have had mixed success, with a record of 10-4 (I haven't had the most time in the world thanks to taking summer courses so I can graduate earlier).
Without further adeiu, here is the team:
Sneek-a-peek:






The real deal:

Persian @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Technician
EVs: 4 HP/252 Atk/252 Spd
Jolly nature
- Fake Out
- U-turn
- Bite
- Hypnosis
Persian is my lead. I Fake Out the first turn, and depending on what the pokemon is, I use either U-Turn or Hypnosis my second. If it is a slow lead, more often I will hypnotize it, and then U-Turn to something that can set up (Gyarados). If it is something I am afraid of, I immediately U-Turn to a counter. Bite is for extra flinching. Hypnosis is one of my many status inflicting moves I use on this team. Overall, a pretty entertaining lead which I am amazed isn't used more.

Machamp @ Leftovers
Ability: No Guard
EVs: 252 HP/252 Atk/4 Spd
Adamant nature
- Dynamicpunch
- Payback
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
Machamp. Oh Machamp. My favorite pokemon in the pokemon universe. It is a pretty standard Resttalk set, but it gets the job done. I utilize Dynamicpunch to confuse my opponent, and then work on killing him (usually by using it again, or if payback is more suited, that). He is durable, and I have gotten so much success with him that I am very hesitant to change him.

Gyarados @ Leftovers
Adamant: Intimidate
Evs: 74HP / 252 Att / 184 Speed
- Dragon Dance
- Stone Edge
- Waterfall
- Bounce
Gyarados is one of my sweepers, although I have gotten mixed success with him. He is meant to dragon dange and then ice fang/waterfall things to death. Waterfall gives me some flinching, which is extremely useful. Thunder Wave is my paralysis skill, allowing my to paralyze and stop pokemon in their tracks. The reason I have mixed success is because I don't seem to get enough of a sweep out of him. By the time he has set up, he usually has not a ton of health left, which can be disheartening.

Togekiss @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP/6 Def/252 SDef
Calm nature
- Air Slash
- Thunder Wave
- Roost
- Aura Sphere (or Nasty Plot)
Togekiss, my other paraflincher. Another pokemon I have had mixed success with. I added Aura Sphere because I figured the type coverage could be useful, although I'm thinking of switching it to Nasty Plot, so I can sweep better. Roost is for survivability. I'm thinking I might want to invest some EVs into speed, so that I can get the flinch in the majority of the time, seeing as that doesn't happen nearly enough now. All in all, a pretty nice pokemon and the key to a good hax team.

Lanturn @ Leftovers
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 40 HP/80 Spd/136 SAtk/252 SDef
Calm nature
- Discharge
- Confuse Ray
- Surf
- Ice Beam
Why turn on the lights when you have a lanturn around? (bad pun is bad)
Lanturn is a parafusion user, and a pretty durable one at that. Discharge puts paralysis on my opponent, and confuse ray confuses (NO WAY!). Surf/Ice Beam are for sweeping an opponent, although Discharge helps there, also. I have had a lot of success with this pokemon, as I've seen countless dragons try to switch in, only to get OHKO'd by ice beam.

Tyranitar @ Expert Belt
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 120 Atk/244 Spd/144 SAtk
Hasty nature
- Pursuit
- Earthquake
- Fire Blast
- Crunch
This was my toss-up slot. I took a look at all my other pokemon, and noticed they had a lot of weaknesses in common, such as Cresselia, Blissey (although Machamp covers that) and Celebi. To stop that, I threw Tyranitar into the mix. This set is meant to counter as many pokemon as possible. When I switch in, I try to catch my opponent with a Pursuit. If that doesn't work, I can use my other attacks to pound him into the ground. Other than Gyarados, this was my pokemon who I was least sure of keeping. But one I added him to my team, I noticed how helpful he was.
There you go, there is my team. I have had some success with him, but I want Smogon's help!
By the way, I'm not using Jirachi because I want to use pokemon I'll be able to get in pokemon platinum cart, and Jirachi would be extremely hard to obtain.
I have a concern with sweepers, as I have no good counter to a pokemon like Latias once she has set up. Help in this department is needed.
Thanks everyone!