Being a bad Toon Link is still better than being just plain bad. Link has a good set of projectiles and his attacks have some actual form of range and disjointedness. I mean seriously, you call Link a "laggy, slow piece of shit" and then try to stick up for Ganondorf? Link's problem is he can't recover from more than two inches away from the stage, he's actually not THAT slow and his projectiles make it so he doesn't have to approach most characters anyway.