Dear theangryscientist, you are Sauron.
You are Sauron. You're not sure what you're doing here. All you know is that you're not a George Bush, but you've sided with them because they looked the coolest.
You have no night action. However, if inspected, you will turn up like this:
Dear <user>, you are Samwise Gamgee.
You are the bravest of all the Hobbitses. You are also the purest of heart, being able to hold the Ring without being consumed by it.
You have two lives. However, a lynch removes both of these.
You are allied with the Awesome/Badass/Otherwise Really Cool People. You win if the Awesome/Badass/Otherwise Really Cool People eliminate all unfriendly threats.
You do not have two lives.
Your team's details are in a separate PM.
You are allied with the George Bushes. You win if the George Bushes eliminate all unfriendly threats