polelover44 said:Dear UncleSam, you are Chuck Norris.
You are famed for your action films, and for being greater than God. Little do many people know you're actually 70 years old, but let's keep that quiet, shall we?
Each night, you may PM polelover44 with "Night X - Roundhouse Kicking <user>." <User> will fly out of the village at the start of the day, not returning until the start of the next day.
You are allied with the Internet Memes. You win if the Internet Memes eliminate all unfriendly threats.
Comon guys get your night actions in!