The title of this post is a reference to a story told on "The Opie and Anthony Show" by the late, Great, Patrice O'neal. R.I.P
I get bored easily, and decided to make a OU team with a mechanic that most people consider the worst weather type in OU, and that's hail/snow warning. Even with Ice body Regice banned in OU, I still think weather based Ice teams play well. It's no where as easy to play as something such as sandstream or drizzle based team, but I believe a defensive team that checks a good amount checks against the OU helps play around it.
The current team...






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Explanation...

Weather Starter - Sub/Seeder - Obamasnow/Abomasnow
Sassy - Leftovers - Snow Warning
EV Spread - 4 HP, 252 Def, 252 Sp.Def
Leech Seed
Protect
Substitute
Ice Shard
Main Lead. I dislike Abomasnow with Sash. It's awful, which is why I think Hail teams tend to do bad. Good thing about him is that he does beat the drizzle starter, Politoad. Sub seeding seems to be the best option. Only issue I have is its awful typing, and how it can't do a damn thing against pokes like Ferrothorn. It has really bad matchups with tytar, ninetails, ape, Con-durr, and heatran. But, it's a weather starter, so it has good usage out of that.

Rock Setup/Sp.Def Wall - Hotchips/Heatran
Calm - Leftovers - Flash Fire
EV Spread -252 HP, 248 Sp.Def, 8 Spe
Lava Plume
Earth Power
Stealth Rock
Roar
EDIT- Changed around the EV Spread of Heatran
My anti fire type poke, my sp.def wall, and my stealth rock setup. Heatran is godlike and works well in a hail team. Perfect check against those pesky fire types and helps me setup those very important rocks. Gave it some ev's in sp.atk just to give it a bit more offense. I use a lot of hazards on this team, so roar is a no brainier. No need to go on.

Toxic Spiker - Secondary Lead - Brainiac/Tentacruel
Calm - Black Sludge - Liquid Ooze
EV Spread - 252 HP, 208 Def, 48 Spe
Scald
Toxic Spikes
Rapid Spin
EDIT - Hex
EDIT- Replaced sludge bomb with Hex and changed it's EV Spread completely..
Fantastic Rapid spinner and setter upper for t-spikes. He has also fantastic synergy with Abomasnow and heatran. He's a great lead against drizzle teams with the exception of Specs Politoad with HP electric. Rapid spinning against Rocks is especially important due to how rocks cripple this team very hard.

Defensive/Swords Dancer - Douchey Poke - DoucheChill/Gliscor
Impish - Toxic Orb - Poison Heal
EV Spread - 252 HP, 184 Def, 72 Spe
Earthquake
Taunt
Protect
Facade
Gliscor makes perfect sense with this team. I was thinking of using skarmory at first, but decided that since fighting types check this team pretty well, Gliscor does well against them much more than Skarm. I use the swords dance set as I don't really have anything too physical on this team, while still maintaining that solid defense. I also choose firefang as this team has many checks with ice moves.

Choice Banded - Offensive RK - Hard Body/Scizor
Adamant - Choice Band - Technician
EV Spread - 248 HP, 252 Attk, 8 Spe
Pursuit
Bullet Punch
Superpower
U-turn
Scizor makes a replace for Froslass since it handles many scary threats against this team, such as Xatu, Espeon, Reuniclus, and others. I prefer choice band over the SD set as I find it more effective.

Life Orb Sweeper - Dragon God - Chuck Liddell/Kyurem
Timid - Life Orb - Pressure
EV Spread - 252 Sp.Atk, 4 Sp.Def, 252 Spe
Blizzard
Draco Meteor
Shadow Ball/Hidden Power (Elec/Grass)
Focus Blast
Kyurem is a beast sweeper for this team. One issue I'm having with it though is the decision between either going up against pokes like Espeon, Gengar, Alakazam, ect (which can be an issue), or using HP elec/grass against certain water threats. Still, he is a great sweeper in Hail.
Honorable mentions for the team include...
Conkeldurr, Hariyama, Breloom, Regice, Mamoswine.
Please, all criticisms are accepted, but please no insults towards me or the team, or giving useless information. Thank you :D.
Please, all criticisms are accepted, but please no insults towards me or the team, or giving useless information. Thank you :D.