I got my chain broken (My pleasant 'Fuck You's to a number of people) (tl;dr)

West

West

It happened last week.

Sunday. 10th of June.

In the garden of Şişli Anatolian Technical High School, my watch was showing nine o'clock and I had been waiting for a fucking exam to start since a fucking quarter past eight.

Which meant the fucking exam still had an hour before starting. Unlike the other idiots who were waiting, I spent my half hour calling my friends and waking them up from their sweet Sunday morning's sleep.

Everyone except me looked anxious but hey, you can't expect anybody not be anxious when there's only one fucking hour to something that he's been preparing for at least one YEAR.

It was now only half an hour left...

They "let" us to go in the school and make our last preparations for the exam. They gave us the optical shit. After a while, they gave us the handbooks which contained one hundred and four questions.

Two hours later, I was freed. My cage was removed. The imprisoning application had given a blue screen.

I was free.

I was free.

I WAS FREE!

The exam was finished! I couldn't believe how I agreed to waste a fucking year of mine just for two fucking hours of a fucking exam.

The next week(being this), feeling immortal, I went to school. No problems were left for me. I now had infinite access to fun, friends and social life and finally had the right to have a REAL LIFE.

While my classmates(except a few) were worrying about their exam results, I went to the upper class and got their phone numbers. While they were crying about the bad results; I was outside, breathing some polluted air which now I felt wasn't as polluted as before.

I had survived.

Fuck you, my government, for not being able to build enough high schools for YOUR people.

Fuck you, M.E.B., for making up a shitty exam system to cover the government's weakness.

Fuck you, for making me to see this exam as something important.

And fuck you, for making me worry about shit when I wasn't supposed to.

My adventure this year is over. And know this, you can't ever beat me with your fucking systems. I won this time, I got the phone number of the girl I like from her with an hug <333 I'm going to screw you over again, four years later. See ya there.

The last two sentences don't apply if this guy becomes the president.
 
And I shall give you my pleasant "fuck you", for ÖSS is tomorrow, ya know, and anything short of ODTÜ Molecular Biology will get me skinned. At the very least you are now free. However, as self-claimed king of procastinators, I won't actually study anything before like a few hours to the exam (All I gotta do is memorizing the wave/alternative current formulas and I'm set)
Also rofl Cem Uzan
(Oh ps you could've told me you were Turkish lol)
And another also, I'm booking this thread for my own ÖSS adventures, they could be fairly interesting as I'm a weirdo on a Study of Natural Sciences School and I owned everyone in Antalya in literature...
 
Feel free to post your ÖSS adventures in this thread.

And hey, I'll be moving to Ankara in early August and maybe we can meet XD
 
High school for him. The University Entrance Exam (Öğrenci Seçme Sınavı, Student Choical Exam, ÖSS for short) is tomorrow, and is the challange I have to face. Of course, no signs of worry or actually studying here.
Well, can't be worse than capturing Hourai Elixir -Hard- (Time limit spell, involves a lot of ARGH I DIED WHEN 2 SECONDS LEFT etc) or Phantasmal Emperor -Lunatic-, I guess.
 
I just graduated from University.

Trust me kid, you're happy now...

but the real life has a tendency to suck. Hard.

In mere months loansharks will be after you for your dough.

Oh wait that is after college, congrats on beating HS skippy you now get to go to college and douche around for 4 more years!
 
wouldnt it be funny if you found out you failed youre exam and you have to go back to school to earn that last credit.

i think that would be funny.
 
Atlas said:
wouldnt it be funny if you found out you failed youre exam and you have to go back to school to earn that last credit.

i think that would be funny.
Click to expand...
But the really funny thing is, unlike Alper who'd have to wait a year to take it again, nothing happens when I fail this exam =d I'd just have to pay some money to continue at an private(lol) school.
 
Warning: tl;dr, and boring. Don't read it, just skip though.

Okay, now it's over, for the most part at least.
While I wasn't really worried over the exam, the subconscious can be annoying and I couldn't sleep. Ended up dozing on 1-2AM or so, as mom/sister waved me with some paper after having a shower to freeze me to sleep or something. It did work. Did half of a breakfast while my mom got my stuff down and we caught a bus. It was raining in the bus. Seems the air conditioning is messed up. This is actually good as I got to sit on where no one dared to sit because of all the water. I like water, though! We were also though the garden waiting ceremony because since this happens once a year and will greatly affect one's life people tend to be paranoid over it and come several hours earlier.
Oh well. Since this is an elementary school and some people enter this exam are over 20 (Even if we don't count the teachers who enter to take a quick peek at their branch's questions) it was fairly fun. They read us the ridicolous rules like "Bringing daggers, guns and other weaponry is strictly forbidden" and gave us the optical papers. So far so good. Some 15 minutes of silenced waiting and we began the exam.
Part 1, Test 1, Turkish. I like Turkish, awesome subject for an awesome language. But you quite obviously have your ways to be an ass with Turkish questions, like those goddamn questions having two answers depending on your interperation and you sling randomly at your 1/2 chance. Did I mention every 4 wrong answers erases one right? This was quickly disposed of, though, in around 12 minutes
Post-Exam Assumption: I'd say around 28 correct, 2 wrong.
Part 1, Test 2, Social Studies, comes in three flavours of History, Geography, Philosophy. History is Turkish's younger cousin and the same things apply for it, though the "Which ones out of the following are true" questions are more common there. If you know how to read graphics Geography is absurdly easy, and Philosophy in itself is a big joke, though some retards for some reason prefer to pass that part.
Post-Exam Assumption: Around 27 correct, 3 wrong.
Next comes Maths, unfocused version, which means easy easy questions like "1 - 1/2 + 1/4 - 1/8 = ?" Breezed though it with little effort
Post-Exam Assumption: 30 correct, hopefully.
Natural Sciences, both good and bad as I'm awesome at Biology, good at Chemistry and Physics is by far my worst area. Though the non-area questions were pretty easy, we'll see how I fare on that one. Chemistry and Biology questions were incredibly easy, Physics had one that probably got me.
Post-Exam Assumtion: 29 correct, 1 wrong.
Now came the worst part, the area tests. Those are where they start getting annoying, especially Maths questions 10-17, some of Geometry, and Physics.
Maths, area version. First 9 questions were easy, as were the last 13. After cleaning it a bit I was left with the following on maths:
Lim x -> 0+, 1 - cos (Square root x) / x
If f(x + y) = f (x) + f (y) + xy, f(0) = 0, f'(0) = 3, what is f(1) ?
Integral x^ / x + 1
And something involving surface areas of three circles circling one bigger circle inside a triangle (Yeah.) on geometry. Actually pretty easy if you try to solve them in front of your computer, but this exam's going to decide your life. At any rate, got them down, I hope.
Post-Exam Assumption: 30 correct...I hope.
Natural Sciences, area version also had stupid Chemistry and Biology questions (One chemistry question simply involved finding that 25 + 35 doesnt equal to 85...) along with a Physics one (Which of the following is measured by m/sn^ OH I WONDER), though a few Physics stuff got me there...Oh well. Overall ok exam.
Post-Exam Assumption: 27 correct, 3 wrong.
Total: 171 correct, 9 wrong. Decent, I suppose.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top