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hey i have 1000 posts now so i wrote a story ok

Once upon a time I was in a forest and I was stoned.
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was there obvs because whenever there's weed there's
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. So
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and I were just chillin' and shit in the forest and then all of a sudden
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waltzes in and is all,

"What the fuck is up, bitches? I was just on my way Smogon, that place where all those assholes hang out during the day."

And obviously
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and I are like "well can we come with?!" and
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is like hell yeah so we go to Smogon.

Well, unsurprisingly, Smogon is filled with a bunch of weird ass fuckers. There's
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who's obsessed as shit with Eli Manning, and there's
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who is, on the other hand, obsessed as shit with Dirk Nowitzki.

Everyone on Smogon generally fears the scary bastard,
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. He preys on the weak, and if you cross him, you are likely to die a terrible death. Just a warning to anyone else that's ever thinking of visiting Smogon. Naturally, the warlords of Smogon, which includes such interesting characters like
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and
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, are completely unafraid of
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and they're just like "fuck you bitch I can mod your ass back to where you come from, hell.

The crazy motherfuckers at Smogon don't just stop there, though. There's this guy that looks a little like this:
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, but we all know he's just
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with black makeup. See the similarities?!?!

Luckily, there are some people here that aren't totally crazy. There are people like
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or
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that might strike you as quite nice, cool people. But never leave your guard down, because crazy fucks like
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might surprise attack you with crazy Washington Nationals fanboyism.

So with that, and me still being stoned, I decided to stick around Smogon. Despite all the crazy bitches that lurk this places, it's still a wild place with lots of diversity and fun times to be had. And with that, I end my unconventional, irritating story that all of you will hate <3
 
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