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A Scientific Poll
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This is how I've always thought of it. As long as I can remember in life, I've always folded specific numbers of squares, (sometimes more squares if its a cheap brand,) it seems more efficient that way
wait why is it weird not to waste your time folding something you are wiping your ass with
^absolutely agreed, one could similarly say in the same vein that neatly folding something as utilitarian as toilet paper is symptomatic of mental issues
i ball it up. it's poop. you're touching the inside and outside of your butt. let's not get too technical about this guys.
i ball it up. it's poop. you're touching the inside and outside of your butt. let's not get too technical about this guys.
i'd like to see the results segregated by gender
how the fuck does balling it up work
do you shove it in your ass or something.
do you shove it in your ass or something.
It uses significantly less if you fold it so you're really saving money in the long run which leads me to believe that you're just not as financially concerned if you ball it up
Also one of my friends just informed me that some people wrap the paper directly around the hand and wipe straight like that, that counts as folding.
As far as the people I asked in person:
3 folding 2 balling it up
i use to ball when i was younger, but it used way too much toilet paper and considering i shit at least once a day this was uneconomical
i am now a folder
i am now a folder
some hero's toilet paper said:
edit: i found this psa somewhere
may its message reach you in time
i cannot be assed to fold it up so yes i'm a baller. i'm sorry trees but you were made into toilet paper specifically so that you would be in contact with my ass, you might as well bring as many of your buddies with you as possible
you know guys, there are ways to fold toilet paper quickly
another great response from the balling up camp, this time by ala
"not financially concerned" lol...that is bar non the most ridiculous fucking thing i have heard all day, even if it's true...i refuse to be painted as some kind of wasteful aristocrat who lavishly stuffs reams of silken toilet paper into his asshole. maybe you are saving 15 dollars, but you are losing your essential humanity by doing something so anal
also the folding around the hand thing is just fucking insane, people who do that should seriously be locked up in an actual mental asylum. im not kidding; i assure you that if you were to poll the nation's serial killers over 60% of them would admit to rolling their toilet paper around their own hands. proof from wikipedia:
I'm also going to say that I think most of you in the folding camp have this idea of ballers just using ridiculous fucking gobs of toilet paper...at least for me, when I say I ball it up, I'm not making James's giant peach here, just a small amorphous blob
edit: i'll also accept the post below as a reasonable way to wipe your own ass'
edit2: fuck yeah majority
"not financially concerned" lol...that is bar non the most ridiculous fucking thing i have heard all day, even if it's true...i refuse to be painted as some kind of wasteful aristocrat who lavishly stuffs reams of silken toilet paper into his asshole. maybe you are saving 15 dollars, but you are losing your essential humanity by doing something so anal
also the folding around the hand thing is just fucking insane, people who do that should seriously be locked up in an actual mental asylum. im not kidding; i assure you that if you were to poll the nation's serial killers over 60% of them would admit to rolling their toilet paper around their own hands. proof from wikipedia:
I'm also going to say that I think most of you in the folding camp have this idea of ballers just using ridiculous fucking gobs of toilet paper...at least for me, when I say I ball it up, I'm not making James's giant peach here, just a small amorphous blob
edit: i'll also accept the post below as a reasonable way to wipe your own ass'
edit2: fuck yeah majority
So apparently both sides are indicative of mental conditions
Personally I just grab some toilet paper and wipe my ass without really thinking about it, maybe its closer to a ball, maybe its closer to a fold, who knows?
But like seriously who gives a fuck
pernicious you are going crazy on this topic
if anyone folds their paper feel free to challenge me to a duel
1-917-653-2145 let's go
1-917-653-2145 let's go
This is a ridiculous question.
You want to know what I do? Get paper, wipe, and flush. I do not question the geometry of my ass-wiping.
You want to know what I do? Get paper, wipe, and flush. I do not question the geometry of my ass-wiping.
lol pernicious going hardcore
i fold because that way there's a wider surface between butt and hand, and if i don't feel like i got it all the first time i can go back for seconds without needing to rip more toilet paper
4 squares at home where we have charmin ultra-awesome, but 8 squares in public restrooms where four squares means my fingers come away brown
im not ocd what are you talking about
i fold because that way there's a wider surface between butt and hand, and if i don't feel like i got it all the first time i can go back for seconds without needing to rip more toilet paper
4 squares at home where we have charmin ultra-awesome, but 8 squares in public restrooms where four squares means my fingers come away brown
im not ocd what are you talking about
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