Hm, what mom? Clean up wha- Oh hey, I didn't see you there. Yeah, I am Gennosuke Fujiki, and I'm bringing you my third RMT thus far! Y-yes mom, right away... Damn, I shouldn't fap everywhere....
Well, now that this tiny introduction has been made, I suppose I should start talking about the different stuff that went on in my head when I made this team? Well... I don't know neither!
Unlike what the title suggests, the very idea behind this team was one of my all-time favorite 5th gen sweepers, we know as Sceptile. Why? Well, why do you make teams of your favorite pokemon? Yeah. Anyways, this thing is, by experience with it before, a terrifying threat in UU per today... I'm surprised it's not used as much as one would think.
The set I chose, like every UU Sceptile should be, was the SD Sceptile set. Now for team pardners...
Well, well, well... what do we have here? Is it Big Threat Chandelure with his good ol' bro, Mr. Penguin? I admit, these three formed quite the team back when these pardners were actually pardners... SubCM Chandelure and Standard Defensive Empoleon did quite the work... Shame I suck at using them. I should either train, or add in new members, ignoring the old saying "the more you train, the better you get". Guess what I did? I'll answer that later down here... Or you can be a bastard and just look at the sprites, I don't care either way... B-baka.
H-hey! Who's that Italian bird? I know for sure that's it's sexy! HELP! HE'S FORCING ME TO KILL MY MOMM- His Sucker Punches are 2cool4u. Anyways, this guy just doesn't like it when people fuckles with his shuckles, and as such thought about bringing some paybacking back up. Odd, yeah? Hitmen likes to work alone and shiet. And when he is with his bro from the museums, he is worthy to be apart of the team, I thought.
And finally, my two last bros... well, my bro and broette? Sis! Sis, yes. Raikou has always been a scarfer on my teams. Always. I don't like the other Raikou sets much, simply because ScarfKou can, like, outrun these other scarfers like that beetlebug and that ermine of sorts. So, I decided to settle with yet another one. And hey, things are starting to look Hyper Offense-ish! Well, Froslass is probably the best final piece because Spikes and block spins and magic and frostitution to victory.
So, here's the final team in all it's glory.... wait a minute... Where did the Penguin and Luring Chandeliers go? Oh right, I'm too lazy to bother training my skill with these two pokemanz... So, I threw in two guys that could make a U-turn combo as well as doing walling shenanigans and shenanigans.
Imagine Raikou as a Shiny.... I'm too lazy to find an animated shiny sprite for him
Italy (Honchkrow) @ Leftovers
Trait: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 248 HP / 8 SDef
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spd
- Brave Bird
- Substitute
- Payback
- Sucker Punch
The Italian not Stallion, but Crow...ion. This thing is a downright beast. Sucker Punch and Bravebird, the dual STAB, which everything that isn't a Steel type fear. For good reasons, I assure you... Because after just one boost, will this bird-like Mafia tear your team a new asshole. Substitute makes thing even more dangerous, forcing the opponent to attack so that they can break his sub and THEN attack him directly... But by that time, you've either taken a Smart Trick to the face... or even worse, the Honchkrow asked for aid and sent his Payback crew onto the faster opponent. Payback is 150 BP when STAB and the opponent's superior speed is taken into mind. Quite the deadly option. Upon revealing Payback, the opponent may also be put into a safe feeling that the player behind the screen is a scrub, and then they decide to attack, unaware of his Ace Card Up His Sleeve Or Hat. Honestly, what's there not to love with Honchkrow? Only /vp/ (BAN ME PLEASE) hate him.
Norway (Froslass) (F) @ Focus Sash
Trait: Cursed Body
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Timid Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Ice Beam
- Taunt
- Spikes
Alright, starting off... The country chosen is simply chosen because Snow and my home-country. I'm not sure if Froslass' origin has anything to do with Norway, I actually doubt it. Anyways, this thing is your standard Spikes inducer, which not only can Spin Block, but also Spin Kill with Destiny Bond. I find myself doing that a little too often after a layer or two of spikes are up. Taunt can force your opponent into attacking, which is an effectively way to remove them from the field of play... alongside Destiny Bond. Ice Beam has better use than Shadow Ball (Higher BP and hits quite the few Pokemon slightly better), so that's the move of choice.
France (Gligar) @ Eviolite
Trait: Immunity
EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 Atk
Impish Nature
- Roost
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- U-turn
If you understand the reasoning of the name, you've earned my respect, just so you know it. Anyways, who doesn't hate to face a Gligar? Cmon? Anyone? Yeah, thought so. This little GAR dude is just too good for his own, being not only able to take hits and set up rocks, but also revenge kill to some extent and give Momentum to me. And when he is feeling pretty down the ropes, he can just land for a rest to regain some lost HP. Or something along those lines. I still do not entirely understand how he can use Earthquake and not land, making himself vulnerable to Earthquake, but I guess that's another part of his magical abilities. But a thing all bulky mofos need is a support move of choice, and seeing that GliGAR has access to the rocks of stealthy nature, he may as well use them? Am I not correct?
Sioux (Xatu) @ Rocky Helmet
Trait: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Atk
Careful Nature
- Toxic
- Roost
- Night Shade
- U-turn
How can Totems fly? And be wise at the same time? I don't know about you, but I'm only wise when I'm focused at exactly that. Anyways, this little odd bird can help in many other ways than being a bird that is wise. He can use his infinite wisdom to predict opposing moves, and quickly send a despatch group to stop the move, and even fling the manouvre back at the opponent. Of course, they are all suited for warfare, armed with the Caps of Elvis to battle. And if that wasn't enough, this thing can fill your waters with toxic waste, causing a wave of disease amongst your iresistant people, another point to the strategic king that is Xatu. And if that wasn't enough, he too has managed to practice the art of resting like a bird should rest. But if he feels threatened, he can send out ghosts in the night that will, no matter what, cause a substantial amount of damage, giving your allies a tough time travelling and/or conquer. And if he feels that his opponent is overwhelmingly strong, he can take a U-turn to et out of the battle zone, sending in something more approriate.
India (Raikou) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Timid Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Extrasensory
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Volt Switch
This odd tiger is seriously on Speed. I can't imagine this thing not doing drugs. I mean, sure, he can throw off these lightningbolts to threaten his opponents, and he can use his cold-like inner powers to nail whoever thinking that they can take on the impounding bolt of electricity... But seriously, what does he do to give himself extreme sensability? And why is he shiny without needing to command the Aura that surrounds him and his friends? We will never know this reasoning, but I'm certain that the Tiger feels himself forced to cause switches with his own switches... and reading the aura in a fact-paced match is just something that isn't fit for the tiger.
I don't belong here (Sceptile) @ Flying Gem
Trait: Unburden
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- Acrobatics
- Leaf Blade
- Swords Dance
- Earthquake
Why is he here again? Oh right, he is the reason for the team. LOL HAHA. No, but seriously, don't underwearestimate Sceptile. This reptile-like sceptre can tear holes, or even cause you stomach pains through his immensively powerful attacks after taking a dance on fire... swords. I meant swords. That sounds rather painful, but oh well. He does have some good acrobatical skills after all. Sometimes, just sometimes, he picks up the swords and rush to attack after turning them into tiny leaves, which in theory shouldn't hurt at the least. Imagine it, someone tries to cut you with the thin side of a leaf. It can't hurt. Now, how does this thing cause Earthquakes? He isn't heavy, he isn't connected to the ground... HOW?!?
Alright, that concludes my RMT. You may post your ratings and potential team swaps now. Or don't. You can be that one guy who just ignores this shit as well. I d-don't c-care either w-way.... Damn, this took longer than expected...
Well, now that this tiny introduction has been made, I suppose I should start talking about the different stuff that went on in my head when I made this team? Well... I don't know neither!
Unlike what the title suggests, the very idea behind this team was one of my all-time favorite 5th gen sweepers, we know as Sceptile. Why? Well, why do you make teams of your favorite pokemon? Yeah. Anyways, this thing is, by experience with it before, a terrifying threat in UU per today... I'm surprised it's not used as much as one would think.
The set I chose, like every UU Sceptile should be, was the SD Sceptile set. Now for team pardners...
Well, well, well... what do we have here? Is it Big Threat Chandelure with his good ol' bro, Mr. Penguin? I admit, these three formed quite the team back when these pardners were actually pardners... SubCM Chandelure and Standard Defensive Empoleon did quite the work... Shame I suck at using them. I should either train, or add in new members, ignoring the old saying "the more you train, the better you get". Guess what I did? I'll answer that later down here... Or you can be a bastard and just look at the sprites, I don't care either way... B-baka.
H-hey! Who's that Italian bird? I know for sure that's it's sexy! HELP! HE'S FORCING ME TO KILL MY MOMM- His Sucker Punches are 2cool4u. Anyways, this guy just doesn't like it when people fuckles with his shuckles, and as such thought about bringing some paybacking back up. Odd, yeah? Hitmen likes to work alone and shiet. And when he is with his bro from the museums, he is worthy to be apart of the team, I thought.
And finally, my two last bros... well, my bro and broette? Sis! Sis, yes. Raikou has always been a scarfer on my teams. Always. I don't like the other Raikou sets much, simply because ScarfKou can, like, outrun these other scarfers like that beetlebug and that ermine of sorts. So, I decided to settle with yet another one. And hey, things are starting to look Hyper Offense-ish! Well, Froslass is probably the best final piece because Spikes and block spins and magic and frostitution to victory.
So, here's the final team in all it's glory.... wait a minute... Where did the Penguin and Luring Chandeliers go? Oh right, I'm too lazy to bother training my skill with these two pokemanz... So, I threw in two guys that could make a U-turn combo as well as doing walling shenanigans and shenanigans.
Imagine Raikou as a Shiny.... I'm too lazy to find an animated shiny sprite for him
Italy (Honchkrow) @ Leftovers
Trait: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 248 HP / 8 SDef
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spd
- Brave Bird
- Substitute
- Payback
- Sucker Punch
The Italian not Stallion, but Crow...ion. This thing is a downright beast. Sucker Punch and Bravebird, the dual STAB, which everything that isn't a Steel type fear. For good reasons, I assure you... Because after just one boost, will this bird-like Mafia tear your team a new asshole. Substitute makes thing even more dangerous, forcing the opponent to attack so that they can break his sub and THEN attack him directly... But by that time, you've either taken a Smart Trick to the face... or even worse, the Honchkrow asked for aid and sent his Payback crew onto the faster opponent. Payback is 150 BP when STAB and the opponent's superior speed is taken into mind. Quite the deadly option. Upon revealing Payback, the opponent may also be put into a safe feeling that the player behind the screen is a scrub, and then they decide to attack, unaware of his Ace Card Up His Sleeve Or Hat. Honestly, what's there not to love with Honchkrow? Only /vp/ (BAN ME PLEASE) hate him.
Norway (Froslass) (F) @ Focus Sash
Trait: Cursed Body
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 HP / 4 SAtk
Timid Nature
- Destiny Bond
- Ice Beam
- Taunt
- Spikes
Alright, starting off... The country chosen is simply chosen because Snow and my home-country. I'm not sure if Froslass' origin has anything to do with Norway, I actually doubt it. Anyways, this thing is your standard Spikes inducer, which not only can Spin Block, but also Spin Kill with Destiny Bond. I find myself doing that a little too often after a layer or two of spikes are up. Taunt can force your opponent into attacking, which is an effectively way to remove them from the field of play... alongside Destiny Bond. Ice Beam has better use than Shadow Ball (Higher BP and hits quite the few Pokemon slightly better), so that's the move of choice.
France (Gligar) @ Eviolite
Trait: Immunity
EVs: 252 Def / 252 HP / 4 Atk
Impish Nature
- Roost
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- U-turn
If you understand the reasoning of the name, you've earned my respect, just so you know it. Anyways, who doesn't hate to face a Gligar? Cmon? Anyone? Yeah, thought so. This little GAR dude is just too good for his own, being not only able to take hits and set up rocks, but also revenge kill to some extent and give Momentum to me. And when he is feeling pretty down the ropes, he can just land for a rest to regain some lost HP. Or something along those lines. I still do not entirely understand how he can use Earthquake and not land, making himself vulnerable to Earthquake, but I guess that's another part of his magical abilities. But a thing all bulky mofos need is a support move of choice, and seeing that GliGAR has access to the rocks of stealthy nature, he may as well use them? Am I not correct?
Sioux (Xatu) @ Rocky Helmet
Trait: Magic Bounce
EVs: 252 SDef / 252 HP / 4 Atk
Careful Nature
- Toxic
- Roost
- Night Shade
- U-turn
How can Totems fly? And be wise at the same time? I don't know about you, but I'm only wise when I'm focused at exactly that. Anyways, this little odd bird can help in many other ways than being a bird that is wise. He can use his infinite wisdom to predict opposing moves, and quickly send a despatch group to stop the move, and even fling the manouvre back at the opponent. Of course, they are all suited for warfare, armed with the Caps of Elvis to battle. And if that wasn't enough, this thing can fill your waters with toxic waste, causing a wave of disease amongst your iresistant people, another point to the strategic king that is Xatu. And if that wasn't enough, he too has managed to practice the art of resting like a bird should rest. But if he feels threatened, he can send out ghosts in the night that will, no matter what, cause a substantial amount of damage, giving your allies a tough time travelling and/or conquer. And if he feels that his opponent is overwhelmingly strong, he can take a U-turn to et out of the battle zone, sending in something more approriate.
India (Raikou) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Timid Nature
- Thunderbolt
- Extrasensory
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Volt Switch
This odd tiger is seriously on Speed. I can't imagine this thing not doing drugs. I mean, sure, he can throw off these lightningbolts to threaten his opponents, and he can use his cold-like inner powers to nail whoever thinking that they can take on the impounding bolt of electricity... But seriously, what does he do to give himself extreme sensability? And why is he shiny without needing to command the Aura that surrounds him and his friends? We will never know this reasoning, but I'm certain that the Tiger feels himself forced to cause switches with his own switches... and reading the aura in a fact-paced match is just something that isn't fit for the tiger.
I don't belong here (Sceptile) @ Flying Gem
Trait: Unburden
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- Acrobatics
- Leaf Blade
- Swords Dance
- Earthquake
Why is he here again? Oh right, he is the reason for the team. LOL HAHA. No, but seriously, don't underwearestimate Sceptile. This reptile-like sceptre can tear holes, or even cause you stomach pains through his immensively powerful attacks after taking a dance on fire... swords. I meant swords. That sounds rather painful, but oh well. He does have some good acrobatical skills after all. Sometimes, just sometimes, he picks up the swords and rush to attack after turning them into tiny leaves, which in theory shouldn't hurt at the least. Imagine it, someone tries to cut you with the thin side of a leaf. It can't hurt. Now, how does this thing cause Earthquakes? He isn't heavy, he isn't connected to the ground... HOW?!?
Alright, that concludes my RMT. You may post your ratings and potential team swaps now. Or don't. You can be that one guy who just ignores this shit as well. I d-don't c-care either w-way.... Damn, this took longer than expected...
