Brambane
protect the wetlands
So I've gotten back into Ubers. And know what I've realized?
IT RAINS TOO DAMN MUCH.
How am to be expected to be able to function in this kind of weather? It saps my morale like Sawsbucks does Spore. Every so often you get some sunshine, but guess what? It starts raining again! I know your Parasect and Kabutops really like this weather, but it is threatening the LIFE of my poor Charizard. And lots not even MENTION of what its doing to Solarbeam usage.
So, with this in mind, I did some investigating. And I think I found the source of the problem.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
I have not a single doubt left in my mind that it is this thing that is causing all this damn rain. Some research on Marriland's Pokedex told me that it's called "Kyogre." When I went around asking about Kyogre, I got responses like, "it can't be stopped" and "it can 2HKO a Blissey with a Special attack!" WHAT UTTER HOGWASH. Only the mighty Porygon-z is capable of such a feat (what's psyshock/strike?) Despite the rumors, I know this beast had to be stopped. My basement was starting to flood and, like any body of water, I've got fucking Magikarp down there already.
Something has to be done. But what can be done.
HOW CAN SOMEONE POSSIBLY BEAT THIS MONSTER?
(this thread is for discussing both conventional and unconventional ways of beating arguably the best Pokemon in the game, I just like being dramatic :rolleyes:)
AND DON'T SAY SCARF PALKIA
IT RAINS TOO DAMN MUCH.
How am to be expected to be able to function in this kind of weather? It saps my morale like Sawsbucks does Spore. Every so often you get some sunshine, but guess what? It starts raining again! I know your Parasect and Kabutops really like this weather, but it is threatening the LIFE of my poor Charizard. And lots not even MENTION of what its doing to Solarbeam usage.
So, with this in mind, I did some investigating. And I think I found the source of the problem.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
I have not a single doubt left in my mind that it is this thing that is causing all this damn rain. Some research on Marriland's Pokedex told me that it's called "Kyogre." When I went around asking about Kyogre, I got responses like, "it can't be stopped" and "it can 2HKO a Blissey with a Special attack!" WHAT UTTER HOGWASH. Only the mighty Porygon-z is capable of such a feat (what's psyshock/strike?) Despite the rumors, I know this beast had to be stopped. My basement was starting to flood and, like any body of water, I've got fucking Magikarp down there already.
Something has to be done. But what can be done.
HOW CAN SOMEONE POSSIBLY BEAT THIS MONSTER?
(this thread is for discussing both conventional and unconventional ways of beating arguably the best Pokemon in the game, I just like being dramatic :rolleyes:)
AND DON'T SAY SCARF PALKIA