P2X7 and Metal Sonic play Inception or something.

[S0L1D G0LD]

2/1/2/2/34
Hp: 12
En: 11
Size: 1
Weight: 1
Status: 2 KOC, must cooldown

4/3/0/3/40
Hp: 81
En: 100
Size: 1
Weight: 2
Status: None

Flavor:

To come.

Metal Sonic sends in his Scratchet to continue the fight, who gets slightly nicked by the floating rocks, and then sets up stealth rocks of its own in Ralts's face, who can only respond by panting, cooling down from its strong attack. Scratchet them finishes off its foe with furious swipes to the face. Then a giraffe with a fedora, tacky sweater, and no neck bones bursts in, and calls you a bitch. Then everything vanishes.

Calculations

A1

Scratchet used Stealth Rock. (-12 en)

Ralts cooled down.

A2

Scratchet used Fury Swipes. (-3 en)
Hit: 5057 yes
No. Of Hits: 9973 yes five (5)
Crit: 9345/5754/8288/4241/3316 no/no/no/no/no
Damage: (10 + 3 + 6 - 1.5) = - 17.5 Hp
Ralts fainted.

2/1/2/2/34
Hp: -5
En: 11
Size: 1
Weight: 1
Status: 2 KOC, fainted, Stealth Rocks

4/3/0/3/40
Hp: 81
En: 85
Size: 1
Weight: 2
Status: None

You are now in an apocalyptic neighborhood. If you sit on your dick/putz/other penis slang all day, you will be hurt.

P2X7 sends out, equips, and orders
Metal Sonic orders
I ref

 

[P2X7]

Uh, you forgot about Stealth Rock again. >.>

 

[S0L1D G0LD]

Uh, you forgot about Stealth Rock again. >.>

Son of a [bleep]

Oops can't control what comes out of my mouth o.o

 

[P2X7]

"*Insert one liner here*"

Togepi @ Nothing

Yawn - Dazzling Gleam - Extrasensory
IF you are taunted when you would use Yawn, use Dazzling Gleam that action instead.
IF Scratchet is under the effects of a P/E move when you would act, Chill that action instead and push back.

 

[Scarlet Firefly]

Attract - Toxic - Power-Up-Punch

 

[S0L1D G0LD]

0/4/2/3/20
Hp: 90
En: 100
Size: 1
Weight: 1
Status: None

4/3/0/3/40
Hp: 81
En: 85
Size: 1
Weight: 2
Status: None

Flavor:

To come.

Calculations

A1

Scratchet used Attract. (-5 en)
Fail because (comment removed as it may be considered offense by some players/viewers) both females

Togepi used Yawn. (-7 en)
Scratchet became drowsy

A2

Scratchet used Toxic. (-7 en)
Hit: 5257 yes
Togepi was badly poisoned (1DPA)

Togepi used Dazzling Gleam. (-5 en)
Crit: 2231 no
Effect: N/A
Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 4.5) x 1.5 = - 14.25 Hp

-1 Hp Togepi

A3

Scratchet used Power-Up-Punch. (-3 en)
Crit: 1929 no
Effect: yes
Damage: (4 + 3 + 6 - 6) x 0.67 = - 4.69 Hp
Scratchet's attack rose. (+1)

Togepi used Extrasensory. (-6 en)
Crit: 5537 no
Effect: N/A
Damage: (8 + 3 - 4.5) x 1.5 = - 9.75 Hp

-1 Hp Togepi

The arena is mostly the same, save for one talking piece of rubble that is making hurtful "yo mama" jokes. So no flavor until later.

0/4/2/3/20
Hp: 83
En: 85
Size: 1
Weight: 1
Status: Badly Poisoned (2DPA)

4/3/0/3/40
Hp: 57
En: 70
Size: 1
Weight: 2
Status: Drowsy, + 1 atk

Metal Sonic orders
P2X7 orders
I ref

 

[Scarlet Firefly]

Super duper power( super power combo) - cooldown(asleep) power up punch

Oh togepi isn't pure normal any more. Poop. Big oversight, gg

Memento x3

 

[P2X7]

(Good game to you too, but I would have liked to see how this would have played out, as I felt that you still had at least some chance left.)

"Not much else to do..."

Dazzling Gleam - Extrasensory - Dazzling Gleam

 

[S0L1D G0LD]

(Actually, Togepi isn't even part normal anymore.)

0/4/2/3/20
Hp: 83
En: 85
Size: 1
Weight: 1
Status: Badly Poisoned (2DPA)

4/3/0/3/40
Hp: 57
En: 70
Size: 1
Weight: 2
Status: Drowsy, + 1 atk

Flavor:

To come.

The round starts off, as out of the shadows that "slow" giraffe c,e out of the shadows and garrotes Scratchet with its neck, choking it, opening it up to a gleam of light from Togepi. Not to be outdone, Scratchet kills itself to leave a memento of metal sonic's willingness to give up when time are tough, and not even considering that anything could happen because its ref's mind.

Calculations

A1

Random Giraffe Attack 5964 Scratchet
-20 Hp

Togepi used Dazzling Gleam. (-5 en.)
Crit: 9082 no
Effect: N/A
Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 4.5) x 1.5 = - 14.25 Hp

Scratchet used Memento. (- en)
Scratchet fainted.
Togepi's atk harshly fell. (-2)
Togepi's satk harshly fell. (-2)

-2 Hp Togepi

0/4/2/3/20
Hp: 81
En: 80
Size: 1
Weight: 1
Status: Badly Poisoned (3DPA), -2 atk, -2 satk

4/3/0/3/40
Hp: fainted
En: fainted
Size: 1
Weight: 2
Status: Fainted

Prizes:

P2X7/Metal Sonic

2 cc

All mons:

1 EC

2 MC

1 DC

*insert KOC/item benefits*

Me:

10 UC

Well that's that.