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It's nothing personal; it's just Pokemon. So don't be offended by my unbiased midseason rankings.

After some painstaking analysis, here's the results.

Starting with the best team down to the worst team...

1. The Fabulous Sharks (up from #2). Hands down and dicks up, the Sharks are the best team going into midseason. Even with a copious amount of bad luck against us in Week Four, we worked together as a unit and made perhaps the greatest comeback in the history of SPL. When you have the heart of a Garchomp, it doesn't matter if you're down 0-5 in a best of twelve series, you'll emerge from the bitch wars as victors.

2. The Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga... Ruiners (up from #3). This is a bona fide good team. With merely five superb players on their roster (the rest are scrubs), they still have enough weapons to beat down their opponents. If that alone doesn't define a good team, then I don't know what does. The only loss they had was against a better team in the Sharks--a team they'll lose against again in the Finals of this year's SPL.

3. The Gay Wolfpack (up from #5). Bel Ami porno.
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4. The Disabled Frogs (remains at #4). Lady Bug, sogeking, TM40, LonelyNess, reyscarface, etc. This team is composed of clowns and mentally handicapped individuals. Yet they're winning games, and remain one of the top four teams this season. I feel sorry for the remaining six teams, being rated worse than the Frogs is utterly depressing.

5. The Overachieving Classiest (up from #7). Impressive. Keep up the good work. You guys might end up as the #4 seed and then get eliminated by the Sharks come Playoffs time.

6. The Underachieving Tigers (down from #2). Y'all make me sad. Please tell one of your best players last season, DestinyUnknown, to wake the fuck up. Y'all would have easily been higher up on this list with just one more win.

7. The Erractic Cryonicles (up from #8). Too inconsistent. One week you're playing like a top tier team, the next you're splashing like Magikarps. Up a spot though, so that's still an improvement.

8. The Babyish BIGS (up from #9). Big in name but small in plays. Strikingly underwhelming to do anything this year.

9. The Complaisant Raiders (down from #6). Someone please slap the shit out of Lavos Spawn when he says, "GG [insert team here]. See you guys again in the Playoffs." Reality check: the Raiders simply don't have what it takes to make any significant noise this year. You'll surely see the people you have played against again... in next year's SPL.

10. The Mad Scooters (remains at #10).
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It's nothing personal; it's just Pokemon. So don't be offended by my unbiased midseason rankings.

After some painstaking analysis, here's the results.

Starting with the best team down to the worst team...

1. The Fabulous Sharks (up from #2). Hands down and dicks up, the Sharks are the best team going into midseason. Even with a copious amount of bad luck against us in Week Four, we worked together as a unit and made perhaps the greatest comeback in the history of SPL. When you have the heart of a Garchomp, it doesn't matter if you're down 0-5 in a best of twelve series, you'll emerge from the bitch wars as victors.

2. The Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga... Ruiners (up from #3). This is a bona fide good team. With merely five superb players on their roster (the rest are scrubs), they still have enough weapons to beat down their opponents. If that alone doesn't define a good team, then I don't know what does. The only loss they had was against a better team in the Sharks--a team they'll lose against again in the Finals of this year's SPL.

3. The Gay Wolfpack (up from #5). Bel Ami porno.
0NysV2K.gif


4. The Disabled Frogs (remains at #4). Lady Bug, sogeking, TM40, LonelyNess, reyscarface, etc. This team is composed of clowns and mentally handicapped individuals. Yet they're winning games, and remain one of the top four teams this season. I feel sorry for the remaining six teams, being rated worse than the Frogs and all. It doesn't get much more depressing than that.

5. The Overachieving Classiest (up from #7). Impressive. Keep up the good work. You guys might end up as the #4 seed and then get eliminated by the Sharks come Playoffs time.

6. The Underachieving Tigers (down from #2). Y'all make me sad. Please tell one of your best players last season, DestinyUnknown, to wake the fuck up. Y'all would have easily been #2 or #3 on this list with just one more win.

7. The Erractic Cryonicles (up from #8). Too inconsistent. One week you're playing like a top tier team, the next you're splashing like Magikarps. Up from #8 though, so that's still an improvement.

8. The Babyish BIGS (up from #9). Big in name but small in plays. Strikingly underwhelming to do anything this year.

9. The Complaisant Raiders (down from #6). Someone please slap the shit out of Lavos Spawn when he says, "GG [insert team here]. See you guys again in the playoffs." Reality check: the Raiders simply don't have what it takes to make any significant noise this year. You'll surely see the people you have played against again... in next year's SPL.

10. The Mad Scooters (remains at #10).
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sorry, don't know you
 
Calm down man, till yesterday you didn't even exist and now you have as many posts as WhiteQueen in this page, the fuck you trying to do, get people to memorize your name so you get bought midseason ?_?

Dek bro Tokyo Tom is the next New Thing man. This guy is a legend
 
Calm down man, till yesterday you didn't even exist and now you have as many posts as WhiteQueen in this page, the fuck you trying to do, get people to memorize your name so you get bought midseason ?_?
Don't wanna burst your bubble here but you're no celebrity either. Just because you're in spl and you host "once upon a team" (which btw has garbage stipulations) doesnt make you any better than tokyo tom. And for the record i knew who tokyo tom is before yesterday... he's been liking my posts :]. I hope i am known and worthy enough to respond to you infamous and well known dekzeh.
 
It's nothing personal; it's just Pokemon. So don't be offended by my unbiased midseason rankings.

After some painstaking analysis, here's the results.

Starting with the best team down to the worst team...

1. The Fabulous Sharks (up from #2). Hands down and dicks up, the Sharks are the best team going into midseason. Even with a copious amount of bad luck against us in Week Four, we worked together as a unit and made perhaps the greatest comeback in the history of SPL. When you have the heart of a Garchomp, it doesn't matter if you're down 0-5 in a best of twelve series, you'll emerge from the bitch wars as victors.

2. The Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga... Ruiners (up from #3). This is a bona fide good team. With merely five superb players on their roster (the rest are scrubs), they still have enough weapons to beat down their opponents. If that alone doesn't define a good team, then I don't know what does. The only loss they had was against a better team in the Sharks--a team they'll lose against again in the Finals of this year's SPL.

3. The Gay Wolfpack (up from #5). Bel Ami porno.
0NysV2K.gif


4. The Disabled Frogs (remains at #4). Lady Bug, sogeking, TM40, LonelyNess, reyscarface, etc. This team is composed of clowns and mentally handicapped individuals. Yet they're winning games, and remain one of the top four teams this season. I feel sorry for the remaining six teams, being rated worse than the Frogs is utterly depressing.

5. The Overachieving Classiest (up from #7). Impressive. Keep up the good work. You guys might end up as the #4 seed and then get eliminated by the Sharks come Playoffs time.

6. The Underachieving Tigers (down from #2). Y'all make me sad. Please tell one of your best players last season, DestinyUnknown, to wake the fuck up. Y'all would have easily been higher up on this list with just one more win.

7. The Erractic Cryonicles (up from #8). Too inconsistent. One week you're playing like a top tier team, the next you're splashing like Magikarps. Up a spot though, so that's still an improvement.

8. The Babyish BIGS (up from #9). Big in name but small in plays. Strikingly underwhelming to do anything this year.

9. The Complaisant Raiders (down from #6). Someone please slap the shit out of Lavos Spawn when he says, "GG [insert team here]. See you guys again in the Playoffs." Reality check: the Raiders simply don't have what it takes to make any significant noise this year. You'll surely see the people you have played against again... in next year's SPL.

10. The Mad Scooters (remains at #10).
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> greatest comeback
Oh your team won 7 games in a row after 4 losses when all votes were against them. Nice!
 
I was seconds away from saying something really nasty to you, but I desisted.

We often as Pokemon players view the world through our own sufferings. We'll say, "my losses were all due to bad luck," or "I hate getting haxxed repeatedly," or "I'm tired of losing to an inferior player," blah blah blah. It's all about "I," "Me," and "Mine"; but this is rather selfish of us, is it not? Suffering is pervasive, so it's not right to just think of our own suffering but that of all players big and small, good and bad. When put into perspective our problems are rather insignificant. We should therefore strive to cultivate the thought of how can I relieve not only my own suffering but that of ALL players. Such a thought when put into action/practice, no matter how small, leads us to a better and more harmonious world. Play nice.
 
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