My final question will be, why the hell do you want to keep this god damn "strategy" around so bad? It adds nothing to the metagame, it lets players beat better ones with a noticeable degree of success (at least compared to "traditional" ideas of skill).
Because I believe Smogon is a non-scrubby place. And scrub-style bans should not be allowed here. Smogon has always rewarded the creativity of players.
I've already outlined my strategy to evaluating strategies. The ability to predict SwagPlay battles is a textbook Negative Binomial Distribution. I have studied statistics and I gain the strategic advantage over less studied mathematicians. I am perfectly comfortable with predicting the future of battles involving SwagPlay.
And I believe Smogon can too. Smogon is the premier Pokemon battling site. And I'd hate to see Smogon defeated by a strategy that is so easily modeled by well-documented statistical models.
What does SwagPlay add to Pokemon? It rewards those who have studied the Negative Binomial Distribution. It rewards those who can peer into the future, and see the chances of winning 6, 7, 8 turns from now to a simple strategy. It rewards play who can envision the future.
And yes, I deride scrubs who refuse to even _attempt_ to analyze the problem because it is "luck based". All of Pokemon is luck based, and has always been a very difficult statistics problem.