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Tournament scRUb League (Won by curb stompin cobalions)
- Thread starter Ranger Mike
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I did too
mikedawg’s team: Dr Ciel / Turtleye / TheBleachShadow / Scizor4u / Corporal Levi / Celeberty / lrode / cuteflounder / Antemortem
Hi team. Get on #assaultvest and/or pm me if you have any concerns/don't know how to do that. Let's get 'em
Hi team. Get on #assaultvest and/or pm me if you have any concerns/don't know how to do that. Let's get 'em
Lol, you all have butts for faces :))))
The Managers are nowhere to be found but go ahead and join #Pelippers just to dick around until one of them gets here
thanks The Shellder Smuggler for way over picking me :)
edit:apparently this team is ass i blame myself
edit:apparently this team is ass i blame myself
Ranger Mike, can you put this in the OP please? Thanks!
#Pelippers
The Slurpuffs think they can buy me out
As if there was ever any doubt
They try to be corrupt and destroy the bad manager's pact
But everyone knows that's just a sad fact
A Qwilfish has no hope of winning
Hariyamas got this at the end of the bidding
Cobalions are just a bunch of dumb goats
Even NBZs video got better votes
Pelipper may be a Defogging bird
But losing is also a really true word
What else can they do with TRC on the team
They got as much skill as a kid with Hyper Beam
An Assault Vest may be a really cool item
But the team be like dust and bite em
No one got any hope against us
Cause every team just got thrown under a bus
As if there was ever any doubt
They try to be corrupt and destroy the bad manager's pact
But everyone knows that's just a sad fact
A Qwilfish has no hope of winning
Hariyamas got this at the end of the bidding
Cobalions are just a bunch of dumb goats
Even NBZs video got better votes
Pelipper may be a Defogging bird
But losing is also a really true word
What else can they do with TRC on the team
They got as much skill as a kid with Hyper Beam
An Assault Vest may be a really cool item
But the team be like dust and bite em
No one got any hope against us
Cause every team just got thrown under a bus
We all know mine was better
you a ratchet busted twisted salty broke poor jealous ugly broke ratchet swagless copycat of a hitta, stop tryna best my rap game, yo. I make buckets
and not a single lie was spoken that day
#ethered
Hey there, people, we're the Qwilfishs
They say we're the cutest team in town
Our mind is fast, Our skill is mastered
I tell all the cobalions they can kiss our asses
Here we are at a famous forum
We're dressin' sharp 'n' we're really cool
We got a ghoster here wants to help with our battle
Let the ghost do all the work 'n' maybe later we'll outsmart her
Oh God we are the Smogon dream
I do not think we're too extreme
An' we're some handsome sons of some bitches
We're gonna win this tour 'n' be real rich
AV's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people you were not ready
When I stomped this AV Luvdisc by the name of MikeDawg
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to say "we'll win"
She had my Moltres in a vice, but she still lost to a crit
I guess it's still legit, but now ya'll are having a fit
Oh God we are the Smogon dream
But now we smell like your tears
An' we're some powerful sons of some bitches
Are we winners or winners, I don't know which
So I went out 'n' bought me a Hariyama bitch
We joke with the team, and we'll leave you in a ditch
Got a job smashin' the rest
An' none of the foes can even tell we're the best
Eventually me 'n' the Qwilfishs
Had to put ya'll in leashes
We live atop the tower of power
Givin' ya'll some golden showers
Oh God we are the Smogon dream
With our spikes up ya'll's asses till it makes you scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank me, me!"
Oh God, oh God, we're so fantastic!
Thanks to you, we're all fed
And our name is Quasi-Qualified Qwilfish
Watch me now, we're smashin' you,
And our name is Quasi-Qualified Qwilfish
Watch me now, we're smashin' you,
They say we're the cutest team in town
Our mind is fast, Our skill is mastered
I tell all the cobalions they can kiss our asses
Here we are at a famous forum
We're dressin' sharp 'n' we're really cool
We got a ghoster here wants to help with our battle
Let the ghost do all the work 'n' maybe later we'll outsmart her
Oh God we are the Smogon dream
I do not think we're too extreme
An' we're some handsome sons of some bitches
We're gonna win this tour 'n' be real rich
AV's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people you were not ready
When I stomped this AV Luvdisc by the name of MikeDawg
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to say "we'll win"
She had my Moltres in a vice, but she still lost to a crit
I guess it's still legit, but now ya'll are having a fit
Oh God we are the Smogon dream
But now we smell like your tears
An' we're some powerful sons of some bitches
Are we winners or winners, I don't know which
So I went out 'n' bought me a Hariyama bitch
We joke with the team, and we'll leave you in a ditch
Got a job smashin' the rest
An' none of the foes can even tell we're the best
Eventually me 'n' the Qwilfishs
Had to put ya'll in leashes
We live atop the tower of power
Givin' ya'll some golden showers
Oh God we are the Smogon dream
With our spikes up ya'll's asses till it makes you scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank me, me!"
Oh God, oh God, we're so fantastic!
Thanks to you, we're all fed
And our name is Quasi-Qualified Qwilfish
Watch me now, we're smashin' you,
And our name is Quasi-Qualified Qwilfish
Watch me now, we're smashin' you,
Fuck you cobalions my duggy's got you trapped,
One move memento then your iron head does shit,
To my slurpuff, creampuff as it beats it's belly hard,
Or even calms it's mind or sets up a cotton guard.
Assault vest what is this the ru thread got did that suck.
Slurpuffs aren't here to play nice we're here to play rough.
Druddigon a main user, the king, IS COUNTERED BY MY SLURPUFF! (unless you run iron tail like a bitch)
Hariyamas please you dont have the guts, to take on my puff,
To take a good huff of that cotton candy stuff.
Don't bother putting them on because you know the gloves are off.
Your only niche is in thick fat which quite frankly sums you up!
Qwilfish Qwilfish would you like a piece of duggy?
May think your intimidating but slurpuff has got you scared.
Your leader may have a ladybug but that's crushed by my flamethrower.
You may have scorpdestroyer but we'll make your teardrops flow over the bodies of dead coablions.
Last and certainly least we have the pelippers the bigmouths the jack offs the poon slaying pellippers.
Winning coin tosses is the only way you save the day.
So you can kiss my ass and a tbolt all right up in your face!
Your teamate's name is misleading because your built to the least.
Best raps i know i know.
One move memento then your iron head does shit,
To my slurpuff, creampuff as it beats it's belly hard,
Or even calms it's mind or sets up a cotton guard.
Assault vest what is this the ru thread got did that suck.
Slurpuffs aren't here to play nice we're here to play rough.
Druddigon a main user, the king, IS COUNTERED BY MY SLURPUFF! (unless you run iron tail like a bitch)
Hariyamas please you dont have the guts, to take on my puff,
To take a good huff of that cotton candy stuff.
Don't bother putting them on because you know the gloves are off.
Your only niche is in thick fat which quite frankly sums you up!
Qwilfish Qwilfish would you like a piece of duggy?
May think your intimidating but slurpuff has got you scared.
Your leader may have a ladybug but that's crushed by my flamethrower.
You may have scorpdestroyer but we'll make your teardrops flow over the bodies of dead coablions.
Last and certainly least we have the pelippers the bigmouths the jack offs the poon slaying pellippers.
Winning coin tosses is the only way you save the day.
So you can kiss my ass and a tbolt all right up in your face!
Your teamate's name is misleading because your built to the least.
Best raps i know i know.
I didn't do no rap, you silly you. I did some calm Zapping, thank you.
I mean, how rude of you to even assume so.
I mean, how rude of you to even assume so.
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