I'm too lazy to come up with a title (ubers)

[Mega-Swampert]

Okay, so I went and got bored, so I tried making another ubers team. So, here it is.

Gliscor @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SDef
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Taunt
- Toxic
- Earthquake

Gliscor is a very effective physical wall. It sets up rocks, and can toxic all arceus forms( except steel, which it can earthquake) and taunt helps as well. Gliscor also acts as a decent status sponge for burns and paralysis. Poison heal goes a long way in keeping gliscor healthy. One of the problems with poison heal, is that it collides with xerneas's aromatherapy. Toxic makes taking down ho-oh so much easier. The evs allow for defense, but having a small amount of spdef.

Aegislash @ Leftovers
Ability: Stance Change
EVs: 252 SDef / 168 HP / 88 Atk
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Spd
- King's Shield
- Toxic
- Gyro Ball
- Pursuit

Aegislash is brilliant. If xerneas trys to geomancy, then gyro balls 1hkoes after stealth rock.
Unfortunately, it does add another ghost type to the team, but you can blame orch, but it is too good to pass up. , Aegislash is a brilliant wall, boasting 150 defenses and a typing that makes fighting types cry. In the offense, 50 base speed is a blessing in disguise, allowing strong gyro balls. Pursuit synergises very well with sylveon, who provides aegislash with with wish and cleric support.

Props to: Orch and ApplepieFTW for this change.

Palkia @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SDef
Calm Nature
- Surf
- Toxic
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

Palkia, my kyogre counter. It isn't 2hkoed by thunder after rocks, and then can toxic the switch in. Rest helps Palkia recover health, and sleep talk allows it to check kyogre while sleeping. Surf is the best STAB Palkia currently has, since spacial rend doesn't hit fairies. Toxic is very effective, since this team only has one real offensive option. Lefties allows me to get more health. Pressure is helpful in stalling out water spout. Evs allows me to tank waterspouts, while having a bit of physical bulk. Toxic also helps me take on calm mind arceus.

Yveltal @ Life Orb
Ability: Dark Aura
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Hasty Nature
- Dark Pulse
- Oblivion Wing
- Sucker Punch
- Taunt

Yveltal is now offensive, since now ghostceus is busy screwing the ekiller. Thanks to Orch, yveltal is back in its roll as the destruction pokemon as it is a great stall breaker. Also, he can keep himself healthy. Life orb with dark aura, with stab, makes dark pulse very deadly to face. Oblivion wing is for healing, and is actually a good signature move, unlike some other pokemon *cough* dialga *cough*. Sucker punch is extremmely helpful, against things like zekrom who think they have the upper hand, and taunt is what makes yveltal a stall breaker.

Arceus-Ghost @ Spooky Plate
Ability: Multitype
EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 136 Spd
Timid Nature
- Judgment
- Recover
- Defog
- Will-O-Wisp


While spinning may not be a big thing this generation, it still exists, which means it needs to be stopped.
Arceus ghost is not a dedicated spinblocker, but it still works. It also doubles as a great all around tank, since, and burn threats with will-o-miss. It is also another back-up to the ekiller. The evs are standard on supportceus. Judgement hits hard, but since normal types exist, it isn't the best move. Recover is recover. Defog is very helpful. Since this arceus can't be trapped by mega-gengar, it is even more helpful.

Props to: ApplepieFTW for the better ev spread.

Sylveon @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Calm Nature
- Protect
- Wish
- Heal Bell
- Hyper Voice

I suppose the reason that I used to have offensive xerneas here was that I'm not too comfortable to playing full stall, and wanted one offender. However, Sylveon does things that xerneas couldn't, such as take on darkrai, and wall palkia to hell. It does make a far better defensive sub-core with gliscor,as those two have an awesome ground-fairy combo that drives zekroms nuts. Pixelate gives hyper voice STAB and a 30% boost. This actually means it isn't a helpless piece of crap(looking at you chansey). The nature and evs are so it is an efficient special wall. Protect and wish mean it can help heal aegislash, yveltal and palkia as well itself. Heal bell makes it a great cleric.

Props to: Orch for this change.

So please help with my team. Also, how do I make a show/ hide thing for the importable???

Arceus-Ghost @ Spooky Plate
Ability: Multitype
EVs: 252 HP / 120 Def / 136 Spd
Timid Nature
- Judgment
- Recover
- Defog
- Will-O-Wisp


Aegislash @ Leftovers
Ability: Stance Change
EVs: 252 SDef / 168 HP / 88 Atk
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Spd
- King's Shield
- Toxic
- Gyro Ball
- Pursuit

Gliscor @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SDef
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Roost
- Toxic
- Earthquake

Palkia @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SDef
Calm Nature
- Surf
- Toxic
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

Yveltal @ Life Orb
Ability: Dark Aura
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Hasty Nature
- Dark Pulse
- Oblivion Wing
- Sucker Punch
- Taunt

Sylveon @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SDef
Calm Nature
- Protect
- Wish
- Heal Bell
- Hyper Voice

RIP Old members

Xerneas @ Life Orb
Ability: Fairy Aura
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 SAtk / 4 Atk
Mild Nature
- Aromatherapy
- Moonblast
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Rock Slide

This xerneas is pretty unique, and does things other xerneas would love to do. Firstly, moonblast is a ridiculous stab, being powered bu fairy aura and a life orb. Hidden power fire is for people who thing that scizor can act as a counter to xerneas. (I should probabaly change it) Rock slide murders ho-oh who think they can take on xerneas. And since xerneas forces switches, it can easily find time to use aromatherapy. Evs are for offensive prowess.

Jirachi @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SDef
Careful Nature
- Wish
- Protect
- Thunder Wave
- Iron Head

Screw you xerneas. Jirachi can switch in on any offensive xerneas, thunder wave, and then spam iron head hax. Switch in on geomancy, then take the moonblast, then take xerneas down. Leftovers simply helps. Also, since gengar doesn't 1hko, jirachi can thunder wave, then try abusing iron head hax. Wish and protect allow Jirachi to recover health, and give health to Xerneas and gliscor. Protect is also a useful scouting move. The EVs allow Jirachi to take moonblast as well as it can, and the 4 atk evs allow it to do a bit of damage.

 

[orch]

This is actually one of best ubers rmt I've seen on here. A solid stall team that's very resistant to STAG. Although, my biggest issue with it is that phys def yveltal is very redundant with gliscor and ghostceus. I would change it to standard yveltal set, which pairs well with gliscor for stall breaking and scares off mewtwos (including stalltwo!!). Also, I think that making the team a bit more stall-y will make it better.

Yveltal @ Life Orb
Hasty Nature
252 spa, just enough spe evs for whatever benchmark you want and dump the rest in hp or atk
Dark pulse
Oblivion wing
Sucker punch
Taunt

I do realize that this change makes you more weak to Ho-Oh, so I'd recommend dropping taunt on Gliscor and use Roost on it. Also, creep speed on Gliscor more to outspeed cb ho-oh.

I'm not a fan of LO xern, and you kind of want a solid cleric, so I'd recommend changing it to Sylveon.

Sylveon @ Leftovers
Calm Nature
248 Hp 252 spD 8 whatever
Heal Bell
Wish
Protect
Hyper Voice

This set is an awesome cleric, and walls Yveltal/Palkia for ages. However it mandates pursuit support. Which brings me to my last and other suggestion...

Swap Jirachi for Aegislash with pursuit. The wish support is being fulfilled by Sylveon, and you're shifting the xern check to a much better one (imo). The only issue is that sball gengar+geoxern+yveltal or whatever can break this core, but it breaks the current team anyways too.

Aegislash @ Leftovers
Brave Nature
248 Hp, put in enough attack to 2hko 200 def geoxern with iron head, and dump the rest in spd
Iron Head
Pursuit
Shadow Sneak
King's Shield

 

[ApplepieFTW]

This is actually one of best ubers rmt I've seen on here. A solid stall team that's very resistant to STAG. Although, my biggest issue with it is that phys def yveltal is very redundant with gliscor and ghostceus. I would change it to standard yveltal set, which pairs well with gliscor for stall breaking and scares off mewtwos (including stalltwo!!). Also, I think that making the team a bit more stall-y will make it better.

Yveltal @ Life Orb
Hasty Nature
252 spa, just enough spe evs for whatever benchmark you want and dump the rest in hp or atk
Dark pulse
Oblivion wing
Sucker punch
Taunt

I do realize that this change makes you more weak to Ho-Oh, so I'd recommend dropping taunt on Gliscor and use Roost on it. Also, creep speed on Gliscor more to outspeed cb ho-oh.

I'm not a fan of LO xern, and you kind of want a solid cleric, so I'd recommend changing it to Sylveon.

Sylveon @ Leftovers
Calm Nature
248 Hp 252 spD 8 whatever
Heal Bell
Wish
Protect
Hyper Voice

This set is an awesome cleric, and walls Yveltal/Palkia for ages. However it mandates pursuit support. Which brings me to my last and other suggestion...

Swap Jirachi for Aegislash with pursuit. The wish support is being fulfilled by Sylveon, and you're shifting the xern check to a much better one (imo). The only issue is that sball gengar+geoxern+yveltal or whatever can break this core, but it breaks the current team anyways too.

Aegislash @ Leftovers
Brave Nature
248 Hp, put in enough attack to 2hko 200 def geoxern with iron head, and dump the rest in spd
Iron Head
Pursuit
Shadow Sneak
King's Shield

200 def geoxern? 0.0, people run that amount of speed?
ghosteus needs to creep to adamant ekiller, 136 timid
you need slash to solve xerngar issues, to subxern is oc very problematic (pssst run gyro ball with 88 atk ev's imo)

 

[Mega-Swampert]

Thanks, I'l implement these changes. I know it might seem wierd, but the reason I run that yveltal is that it walls ekiller to hell and back. I like the sylveon and aegislash suggestions though, and will implement them. Another question, are there any better counters to kyogre other than palkia??? Darkrai is also pretty bad for this team, so any changes?

EDIT: Aegislash adds another ghost type to the team, so what do I do? Two ghost types makes my team even more darkrai weak. Also what is STAG?

 

[Mega-Swampert]

Thanks, the changes have been implemented. How do I tag this thread so it goes into the uber section?

 

[orch]

Thanks, I'l implement these changes. I know it might seem wierd, but the reason I run that yveltal is that it walls ekiller to hell and back. I like the sylveon and aegislash suggestions though, and will implement them. Another question, are there any better counters to kyogre other than palkia??? Darkrai is also pretty bad for this team, so any changes?

EDIT: Aegislash adds another ghost type to the team, so what do I do? Two ghost types makes my team even more darkrai weak. Also what is STAG?

Sylveon owns Darkrai so, don't worry about that. STAG = Shadow Tag

Grassceus, Dialga, and Palkia are pretty much the only good Kyogre counters. Palkia is easily the best out of three.

 

[haxiom]

Hey Mega-Swampert,

Nice team. The biggest threat to this team in my opinion is Ho-Oh, who nearly 2HKOs Gliscor, and it can burn Gliscor on the switch, which is bad. It also switches in for free on Aegislash and Sylveon, so it will be a consistent annoyance. Idk a good way to fix this- Roost could help I suppose maybe over taunt? I agree with most of what Orch said too. Though rare, Sub CM Electriceus is annoying. If WoW misses, Ekiller is annoying. Also, Shadow Ball Gengar is a threat- it beats Aegislash and then you lose because Xerneas or just in general because Gengar is alive. SS > Toxic is possible but then you lose the ability to nail Ho-Oh on the switch so it's really a toss-up.

Can't really do a full rate now but looks solid to me. You sure have come a far way since your last RMT (I remember it lol)

Good luck!