"Eww, look at this! It's an ice cream pokemon! He he he!"
Yeah, laugh at it my friend, laugh as much as you can, before
this menace chill your heart and take away all the joy and happiness in you. Oh, I can't see your cool and awesome dragons anywhere, probably they popped out from their Poke Balls and run for their miserable lives as they first heard that this thing is mentioned. Don't even bother calling your lovely Rotom-W, as Freeze Dry makes it turn into a big block of ice, puts in the monster's coke then the monster drinks it. Try to warm with Heatran? Water Pulse cools it and mocks it with confusion Homever,
this thing has no interest on your silly daily OU pokemon, for
It has only one purpose.
To Destroy the legends!
That's right. There is a reason why "mighty" Kyogre lurks in deepest places in water, Groudon is behind the mountains, Rayquaza is far above the sky. Palkia is so scared of this thing that it can't even come to the Earth! Instead it tried to protect itself by sending it's brother Dialga, but despite controlling the time, Dialga can't forget the bite of cold that made its legendary armour torn apart. Arceus first thought of putting
this cold storm of death into the Underworld, but such a thing would be too cruel to even Giratina, so instead it used its every bit of power for banishing
It into the shape of something looks innocent enough for
not to make humans regret for living at the first sight. Many trainers that not worthy enough to understand
It's real potential, got frozen in cold anger the we humble mortals know as "Snowstorm" or "Blizzard". All hail T
he One that universe chills when
It's real name is spoken:
Vaniluxe!