Hmm, I really don't like nicknames. If you want the Zapdos would you mind either listing all the stuff you have or just EV training three mons for it? I'm sure we can work out something if you really want it :)
And I don't have any Unaware Woopers lying around :/
For EV Training (all flawless):
Female Moxie Pinsir (in Lux Ball of course, with CC/Quick Attack/Feint) along with Heracrosses (Adamant with either Ability, Moxie is Female-Only), Adamant Female Sand Rush Excadrill (Lux Ball, also Mold Breaker spitbacks if you want), Adamant non-HA 3-Fang/Sucker Punch Mawile (1 Shiny Male with no Fangs), Adamant Phanphy (with Ice Shard), Adamant (Male) Wide Guard Aerodactyl (HA or not), Calm 5IV (Female) Lure Ball Tentacool (non-HA), Male Modest Charmander (DD, Beat Up, Dragon Pulse, Ancient Power), numerous Adamant Beldums.
I have access to PP Ups/Maxes and Ability Capsules for them if you want.