Smogon Premier League VII - Comemesment

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Happy belated, Bloo!

I hope the Tigers win this year. They are my favourite team. Tigers are scary animals in "real life", whatever that is, but Pokémon makes them cute! Just look at Raikou! XD

Tyga is also my favourite rapper. $timulated is why I like him. It is a beautiful and heartwarming ode to his girlfriend, Kylie Jenner. Age is just a number after all. Tyga sounds like 'tiger', which is even better! Go Tigers! C:
 
Bedschibaer said:
This year I only wish for one thing: better trashtalk threads on smogon, and that's why i proudly present to you:

the CRASHING BOOM BANG
INSULT GENERATOR


This is a compilation of some of the best insults and hijinks of one of our favourite hotheads of this website himself: CrashingBoomBang, a user known for his ability to craft creative insults that can turn every tournament thread and every chatroom into a cinematic experience. Now is the time for you to step into his shoes and raise the quality of trashtalk on Smogon. All the material used in this is taken from actual quotes of our dear German and was only slightly altered to go well with the syntax.


vCbrp6P.jpg


How to play:
1. Pick a fight with someone, be it over a match of pokemon or anything else, the reason is only secondary.
2. Go to a random number generator service, like https://www.random.org/
3. Roll a number between 100 and 999.
4. Insert the victim's name into section A and follow sections B, C and D according to your randomly created number.
5. Insult that bitch!
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I can definitely see this insult generator helping some users on here. How would it benefit someone like the WhiteQueen though?
 
Sorry it took me this long to reply back to you, Lavos Spawn. The first month of the year is usually very busy for me. As you know, I'm a shift supervisor at McDonald's (I got promoted from Head Burger Specialist four months ago). One of my main responsibilities is to ensure that monthly sale goals are met. January is historically a tough month to drive sales because of all the fat people's healthy eating and gym going resolutions. As a result, I have to work extra hard monitoring my employees, and can't be on my iPhone 6 Plus responding to messages on Smogon like I normally do.

Good luck with your SPL matches, mate. I hope you shut the haters up by winning the majority of your games.
 
page removed, anyone have a screenshot? if cased's pregame works as well as his preworkout ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

thanks whitequeen, much love to ya
 
sorry, when i was comin back home 2day, i've got an inspiration for the official wolfpack first round song!!
Check it out!

Yoyo, smogon premiere league finally started, wolfpack get pumped!!
My bro PDC on the right side, sorry ABR you cant compete, you know right?
The Ender paired against the boss Laurel, well?! u in da hell??
Idk where mazar from, but Omfufga is a fuckin champion!
Go on!
Little kusha, you know how much i love you, but aim is only pay-per-view!!you cant win bru :/
nord, sud, ovest and west, sorry jarii, but Bouff is the best!
Checkmaster not ur good day, you've got braverius, son of jesus!
Madoka ur name is cool, but Mambo goes on pool! When Mambo is playin, u can just complainig; Mambo is da best, fuck y all rest!!
Soul wind is unstoppable, but peachy invincible!!!!
Stakh against the legendery bad ass, but he seems chuck bass?!
Pleqse stakh dont be afraid, u are soon of wolfpack, show him how to attack!!!
Just few words to talk about undisputed, the god addicted.
Lavos on tv, idiot can just see mtv!
Idiot you cant beat it you know why?! Lavos aint a shit!respect him
In the end tiba against orth. Man tiba is really strong, while playin him eat pop corn; u da king, deserve the win!!
 
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