Illuminati Killer
I wont be silenced like Helen Keller
I’m talking to you Stellar
And the others with mod power
This shit is for a trampled flower
We remember the name
Doubles aint the same
That man gave too much to the game
But you never respected, acted in vengeance
Gave him a death sentence, acted as the executioner
Toward your social media contributor
People have been afraid to speak up
They too scared of the corrupt
It’s now time for SPL but I’ll interrupt
I’ll say what I want and say fuck your permission
Theres no stop when justice is the mission
We can forgive and forget if you reverse the ban decision
Have you been called out like this before?
Huh? chaos , doug, Sam , and Zarel
Once a growing meta has now been made sterile
Now where is the former circuit tour host?
You pushed him out like Shaq in the post
I’m looking at you too Joim , tennis and Toast++
I know yall pretentious and expect to be worished like an Indian cow
But that aint me, I call it like I see it - yall tyrants like Chairman Mao
This man was at the top of the game for years like Derek Jeter
Doubles champ and the original tier leader
He made some mistakes but you fired back with a heater
Bad blood has been spilled; both sides are too strong willed
to mend the wound and move on. Can we get a fresh start?
it feels like doubles has been stabbed in the heart
I speak on behalf of the doubles community
Not asking impunity but just a little unity
This rap comes strong but no hate
He made doubles great; now un-ban him for SPL8
And I’m just getting started, don’t call me retarded
I’ll leave you breathless like someone farted
As smogons top living rapper I’m stepping out of my throne
I’m the killer that acts alone and the one making your mother moan
These rhythms go so hard they break bone
I don’t even need sticks or stones
I heard my last rap didn’t go over well with soulgazer
Chronicles pick me up, I’m the razer
I cut up bad teams like a circumcision
And will leave the Falcons regretting their decision
Those birds will get plucked and baked inside a fire type Rotom
Better talk some sense into your manager, Totem
What up to the Indie Scooters?
Let’s turn Falcons into chicken wings and serve ‘em up like Hooters
Falcons? More like some turkeys
Avoid that team like its genital herpes
Fucking untouchable, not the least bit respectable
Weak like a vegetable, potato for example
Get mashed by the Ever Grande Bigs; snapped like some twigs
Tigers will make you into a meal like some short ribs
Last rap I said I was Luke Skywalker
Truthfully I’m more like the father, Darth Vader
A crusader and a perfect fit as a Team Raider
I squash the competition
for 11 weeks thats the tradition
Will come out on top in SPL8
Recognize n1n1 as a Doubles great or get flattened like a pancake
Then eat you for breakfast while I let the falcons marinate
That’s what’s for dinner
Whatever team I’m on is guaranteed to be the winner
I wont be silenced like Helen Keller
I’m talking to you Stellar
And the others with mod power
This shit is for a trampled flower
We remember the name
Doubles aint the same
That man gave too much to the game
But you never respected, acted in vengeance
Gave him a death sentence, acted as the executioner
Toward your social media contributor
People have been afraid to speak up
They too scared of the corrupt
It’s now time for SPL but I’ll interrupt
I’ll say what I want and say fuck your permission
Theres no stop when justice is the mission
We can forgive and forget if you reverse the ban decision
Have you been called out like this before?
Huh? chaos , doug, Sam , and Zarel
Once a growing meta has now been made sterile
Now where is the former circuit tour host?
You pushed him out like Shaq in the post
I’m looking at you too Joim , tennis and Toast++
I know yall pretentious and expect to be worished like an Indian cow
But that aint me, I call it like I see it - yall tyrants like Chairman Mao
This man was at the top of the game for years like Derek Jeter
Doubles champ and the original tier leader
He made some mistakes but you fired back with a heater
Bad blood has been spilled; both sides are too strong willed
to mend the wound and move on. Can we get a fresh start?
it feels like doubles has been stabbed in the heart
I speak on behalf of the doubles community
Not asking impunity but just a little unity
This rap comes strong but no hate
He made doubles great; now un-ban him for SPL8
And I’m just getting started, don’t call me retarded
I’ll leave you breathless like someone farted
As smogons top living rapper I’m stepping out of my throne
I’m the killer that acts alone and the one making your mother moan
These rhythms go so hard they break bone
I don’t even need sticks or stones
I heard my last rap didn’t go over well with soulgazer
Chronicles pick me up, I’m the razer
I cut up bad teams like a circumcision
And will leave the Falcons regretting their decision
Those birds will get plucked and baked inside a fire type Rotom
Better talk some sense into your manager, Totem
What up to the Indie Scooters?
Let’s turn Falcons into chicken wings and serve ‘em up like Hooters
Falcons? More like some turkeys
Avoid that team like its genital herpes
Fucking untouchable, not the least bit respectable
Weak like a vegetable, potato for example
Get mashed by the Ever Grande Bigs; snapped like some twigs
Tigers will make you into a meal like some short ribs
Last rap I said I was Luke Skywalker
Truthfully I’m more like the father, Darth Vader
A crusader and a perfect fit as a Team Raider
I squash the competition
for 11 weeks thats the tradition
Will come out on top in SPL8
Recognize n1n1 as a Doubles great or get flattened like a pancake
Then eat you for breakfast while I let the falcons marinate
That’s what’s for dinner
Whatever team I’m on is guaranteed to be the winner
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