Board Game Diplomacy: Third Time's A Charm - Game over! F/G/I/R Draw

[Ampharos]

Hitmonleet - Austria
Agape - England
UncleSam - France
Drawesome532 - Germany
Hawkie - Italy
Blazade - Russia
Myzozoa - Turkey

All the rules we discussed in the previous thread (NO_DIAS etc etc) are in effect.

Spring 1901 deadline is 6/11 at 4 PM CDT (roughly 72 hours from now). Future deadlines will be roughly 48 hours, with 24 hours for retreat and build phases.

 

[Ampharos]

There's a channel on the Tabletop Games Discord server dedicated to this, btw. Feel free to use that or #circus or whatever you want tbh.

 

[Agape]

I like this board. I like it very much. I think we will have an actually balanced game with the veteran players quarantined in the west.

Please list all the rules in the OP Walrein for future reference.

 

[Hitmonleet]

I like this board. I like it very much. I think we will have an actually balanced game with the veteran players quarantined in the west.

Please list all the rules in the OP Walrein for future reference.

>Implying that us non-veterans can't play well

 

[Agape]

new players are unpredictable and need to be handled with care

---> much more effort into manipulation

 

[Agape]

myzozoa-Today at 3:42 AM
dear whoever is playing france
plz send me a pm telling me how you will give me objective advice
and how you have no interest in messing w me because ur too far away
england and germany are far ahead of u
UncleSam-Today at 4:28 AM
k on it

 

[Ampharos]

Sorry for the delay, been busy with other stuff. Update will be around 10 CDT (roughly an hour and a half from now). I'll accept any changes to orders up until that time.

 

[Ampharos]

Did I say CDT I meant PDT

Hitmonleet - Austria:
A Budapest - Serbia
F Trieste - Albania
A Vienna - Galicia (*Bounce*)

Agape - England:
F Edinburgh - North Sea
A Liverpool - Yorkshire
F London - English Channel (*Bounce*)

UncleSam - France:
F Brest - English Channel (*Bounce*)
A Marseilles Supports A Paris - Burgundy
A Paris - Burgundy

Drawesome532 - Germany:
A Berlin - Kiel
F Kiel - Holland
A Munich - Ruhr

Hawkie - Italy:
F Naples - Ionian Sea
A Rome - Venice
A Venice - Piedmont

Blazade - Russia:
A Moscow - Sevastopol (*Fails*)
F Sevastopol - Black Sea (*Bounce*)
F St Petersburg(sc) - Gulf of Bothnia
A Warsaw - Galicia (*Bounce*)

Myzozoa - Turkey:
F Ankara - Black Sea (*Bounce*)
A Constantinople - Bulgaria
A Smyrna - Armenia

Fall 1901 ends 6/13 at 11:59 PM CDT (roughly 48 hours from now).

 

[Drawesome532]

Wowie what an update

 

[Agape]

happy to be playing england

 

[UncleSam]

I mean congrats on convincing a newbie player who has no clue what to do to do something that fucks him completely in order to help yourself???

Like normal people try to help newer players play better you just try to abuse them for your own benefit it's really shameful

 

[Ampharos]

I'm going to grant a one-time extension because I don't want this game going down the shitter this early and I know these players have been around.

Deadline extended 24 hours to 6/14 11:59 PM CDT.

Hawkie Blazade get your orders in. I'm not doing this again.

 

[Agape]

imo everyone should send in tentative orders asap after each update

it's good practise

 

[Ampharos]

Hitmonleet - Austria:
F Albania - Greece
A Serbia Supports F Albania - Greece
A Vienna - Trieste (*Bounce*)

Agape - England:
F London - English Channel
F North Sea Convoys A Yorkshire - Belgium
A Yorkshire - Belgium

UncleSam - France:
F Brest - Mid-Atlantic Ocean
A Burgundy - Marseilles
A Marseilles - Spain

Drawesome532 - Germany:
F Holland Supports A Yorkshire - Belgium
A Kiel - Denmark
A Ruhr - Munich

Hawkie - Italy:
F Ionian Sea - Tunis
A Piedmont - Tyrolia
A Venice - Trieste (*Bounce*)

Blazade - Russia:
F Gulf of Bothnia - Sweden
A Moscow - Sevastopol (*Fails*)
F Sevastopol - Rumania (*Bounce*)
A Warsaw - Galicia

Myzozoa - Turkey:
F Ankara - Black Sea
A Armenia Hold
A Bulgaria - Rumania (*Bounce*)

Adjustments needed:
Austria: Build 2
England: Build 1
France: Build 1
Germany: Build 2
Italy: Build 1
Russia: Build 1
Turkey: Build 1

Winter 1901 ends 6/15 at 11:59 PM CDT.

 

[Ampharos]

if i used outdated orders for anyone please let me know asap. been super scatterbrained today.

 

[Drawesome532]

The plot thickens

 

[Agape]

The integrity of this game has been 100% compromised by the italian play.

The game is now imperfect ergo unplayable.

Sub me out of this farce.

 

[Agape]

This game looks just like a normal Smogon Diplomacy game.

 

[Hitmonleet]

If anyone knows what's going on, contact me.

I certainly don't.

 

[Hitmonleet]

 

[Agape]

If anyone knows what's going on, contact me.

I certainly don't.

Italy stabbed Austria and Turkey stabbed Russia.

War-Gal idk if it can be called a stab, depends on talks and what the diplomatical situation was like before deadline.

 

[Ampharos]

Hitmonleet - Austria:
Build F Trieste
Build A Budapest

Agape - England:
Build F London

UncleSam - France:
Build F Brest

Drawesome532 - Germany:
Build F Kiel
Build A Berlin

Hawkie - Italy:
Build F Naples

Blazade - Russia:
Build A Warsaw

Myzozoa - Turkey:
Build F Smyrna

my status window on realpolitik is broken and i'm lazy so tally the SCs yourselves :)

Spring 1902 ends 6/17 at 11:59 PM CDT.

 

[The Quasar]

I missed that

 

[Ampharos]

Deadline extended to tomorrow night for personal reasons. Usual time

 

[Agape]

this week I won't have access to a computer, only phone so talk to me via smogon convos please