SPL IX - Commencement Thread

[Charmflash]

Before I retreat into slumber, I would like to wish all of my friends in Australia and Asia a happy new year. In case my friends in other parts of the world have not yet imbibed enough toxic liquid to destroy all of their mental faculties, I hope my wishes to them will allow them to enjoy their celebration without making themselves regret the day they were born.

If you are unable to celebrate responsibly for both your sake and your inundated parents, I have but one thing to say to you:

SWIM IN GARBAGE, O YOU GARBAGE.

 

[GGFan]

Indeed, I fear many will be struck by the garbage that spews out of your (not you in particular, perhaps) mouth and rectum. The very same garbage that damaged your retinas, elongated your nose, and left you scrawny yet oddly arrogant. Such is the incongruous power of garbage.

 

[xBlake]

Indeed, I fear many will be struck by the garbage that spews out of your (not you in particular, perhaps) mouth and rectum. The very same garbage that damaged your retinas, elongated your nose, and left you scrawny yet oddly arrogant. Such is the incongruous power of garbage.

I feel like your profile pic is actually a picture of you irl at this point

 

[Posho]

Alright shut the fuck up all of you with your stupid ass mockery, it's new year and we all should be striving for self-improvement, this is not a way to start.

Rant aside, I want to wish all of you a really good new year, I've met so many wonderful people in this community, be it through battling in tournaments or interacting with them in some chats, and so on. It's priceless how many good things you've given to me and so I hope, as once a wise-man said, "karma strikes back" :)

Happy new year and let's have some fun throughout this tournament, in which I hope I'll be able to play against the best of the best ;)

 

[Spl4sh]

Indeed, I fear many will be struck by the garbage that spews out of your (not you in particular, perhaps) mouth and rectum. The very same garbage that damaged your retinas, elongated your nose, and left you scrawny yet oddly arrogant. Such is the incongruous power of garbage.

Your landlandly could please kneel in front of myself, open the ziper of my wearing named pants, take of my underwear and then taste the pleasure of having my genitalia in your mouth?

 

[feel da rain]

................. On another note, Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the goons over in the americas can like my post in 7-11 hours)

 

[WhiteQueen]

xray, xray, he's our man. If he can't do it, nobody can! Go, xray! :*

 

[DKM]

Good luck to all those playing.

And good luck to everyone in 2018

 

[Kory2600]

its time...

 

[GGFan]

Your landlandly could please kneel in front of myself, open the ziper of my wearing named pants, take of my underwear and then taste the pleasure of having my genitalia in your mouth?

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[MANNAT]

 

[pasy_g]

SO HYPED for GGFan entering the SPL like:

 

[keyringtearknee]

Is it too late to get involved in SPL this year? I've been playing competitively on the ladder for a few years now without ever getting involved in the community and tours, and I'd like to change that. ^_^

(noticing the standard of play fall of a cliff on OU ladder has brought me here)

 

[Stox]

Is it too late to get involved in SPL this year? I've been playing competitively on the ladder for a few years now without ever getting involved in the community and tours, and I'd like to change that. ^_^

(noticing the standard of play fall of a cliff on OU ladder has brought me here)

I'd recommend joining the SPL farm league as a way of getting all of the managers to notice you x

 

[phoopes]

Is it too late to get involved in SPL this year? I've been playing competitively on the ladder for a few years now without ever getting involved in the community and tours, and I'd like to change that. ^_^

(noticing the standard of play fall of a cliff on OU ladder has brought me here)

calling it now, this dude is a hidden boss and everyone's going to fight over him

 

[dusk raimon]

calling it now, this dude is a hidden boss and everyone's going to fight over him

Calling it now, that's not going to happen

 

[neomon]

give farm league

 

[LRCN]

Why are some games best of 3?

 

[DKM]

Why are some games best of 3?

I believe only RBY games are BO3.

Not sure why, but I'd guess it's because of the high amount of RNG. So BO3 would be more fair

 

[Mr.E]

Bads erroneously believe that RBY is somehow more luck-based than other generations where everything dies in two hits (after like gen 4) and you can be randomly fucked over by arbitrary mons you couldn't possibly account for in teambuilding because there's nine billion mons.

But it's also because RBY games tend to be reasonably quick and there's much less teambuilding demand in preparing for the week, since there's relatively few viable mons and most teams are just the same 4-5 mons with slight variances. Ideally, all matches would be BO3.

 

[Slimmer]

But it's also because RBY games tend to be reasonably quick

You should have never seen reflect chansey dittos :thonkang:

 

[Shrug]

Turn 73
GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 225 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax is fast asleep.
Snorlax used Reflect!
Snorlax gained armor!
Turn 74
Diegolh has 225 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax woke up!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
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GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 240 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
The opposing Snorlax gained armor!
Snorlax is paralyzed! It can't move!
Turn 76
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax is paralyzed! It can't move!
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The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
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Turn 78
Diegolh has 240 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
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GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 270 seconds left.
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Diegolh has 255 seconds left.|
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GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 285 seconds left.|
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The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
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Snorlax is paralyzed! It can't move!
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The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
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The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
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The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Rest!
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Turn 97
Diegolh has 285 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
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But it failed!
Turn 98
The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
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The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
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The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
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GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 285 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 102
Diegolh has 285 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 103
GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 285 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Turn 104
GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 285 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!

inject this straight into my veins please

 

[sam-testings]

I enjoy watching the Wi-Fi Wolfpack play Pokémon. They are my favorite SPL team.

When they win a game, I think to myself "yes".

When the other team wins a game, I think to myself "no".

 

[Soul Fly]

Turn 73
GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 225 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax is fast asleep.
Snorlax used Reflect!
Snorlax gained armor!
Turn 74
Diegolh has 225 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax woke up!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 75
GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 240 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
The opposing Snorlax gained armor!
Snorlax is paralyzed! It can't move!
Turn 76
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax is paralyzed! It can't move!
Turn 77
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 78
Diegolh has 240 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 79
GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 270 seconds left.
Diegolh has 240 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 80
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 81
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 82
Diegolh has 255 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 83
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax is paralyzed! It can't move!
Turn 84
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 85
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 86
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 87
GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 285 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 88
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 89
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 90
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 91
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 92
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 93
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax is paralyzed! It can't move!
Turn 94
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 95
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 96
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Turn 97
Diegolh has 285 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 98
The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Turn 99
The opposing Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 100
The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Turn 101
GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 285 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 102
Diegolh has 285 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!
Turn 103
GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 285 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Turn 104
GGFanTwoOhOneEight has 285 seconds left.|
The opposing Snorlax used Rest!
But it failed!
Snorlax used Reflect!
But it failed!

inject this straight into my veins please

eww is it too late to bring back lc

 

[Amaranth]

eww is it too late to bring back lc

yes