NOC The Mafia Invitational (Game Thread) [D2 Deadline: Friday, March 2nd, 6 PM EST]

[Yeti]

Yo. Catching up. Anyone who votes me for being late is on PETA's watchlist, you ass.

wut

 

[Josh]

you said i'm from MU but i'm from smogon and journeyed to the faraway land

no

i said that because proph is a mu player

and you are an active member of mu afaik?

 

[Yeti]

the game started 2 minutes ago

 

[Scarlet Firefly]

i voted him because he was the first vote i saw

i unvoted him because i saw the vc and walrein bigger

he p townie too as far as page 2 goes

ur dxck can stay calm

yeah voting the biggest wagon just because is totally what scum do

I’m not townreading josh and from what he advertises he has. Pretty good scum game

 

[Josh]

respect your elders

tsk tsk young people these days


lol bro real talk vote empoof back

why tho

he townie dawg

 

[Panic Station]

the game started 2 minutes ago

Here I thought it'd been up longer.

 

[Yeti]

im p sure empoof also cannot post as a woof

 

[Josh]

metal sonic p scum :(

 

[Scarlet Firefly]

why tho

he townie dawg

He’s scum asking for townreads for free... and fakeclaiming scum ...

Have you played with empoof before? To warrant giving him such a townread?

 

[Empoof]

im p sure empoof also cannot post as a woof

this isn't true anymore

:^)

 

[Empoof]

Metal Sonic, can you flesh out your reasoning why you feel uneasy about me?

I have some VICIOUS COUNTERPOINTS to make but they'll look better after you try to bury me

 

[Josh]

He’s scum asking for townreads for free... and fakeclaiming scum ...

Have you played with empoof before? To warrant giving him such a townread?

do you take that seriously? we've played, he used to be garb but that was before my time, he was fine last time we played p obv town, apparently has a garbage scum game (dle) which makes me believe this powerposting ist own

 

[Panic Station]

Yeti Walrein

how good is Proph as wolf?

Have yet to see his Towngame, but like all people who've yet to showe thier scumgame he claims it sucks.

 

[Yeti]

this isn't true anymore

:^)

did u evolve

 

[Thetwinmasters]

twin I'm sorry I'm confirmed scum I've never won a dota game

I'm 0-2 :(

dw I have the perfect solution for you https://dotacoach.org/Style

 

[Scarlet Firefly]

I am scumreading every post made by empoof including the above ^ so I am now deciding if I should powerlynch him or just afk cos I am beginning to think that this town is going to be more stupid than advertised I.e I got scammed

 

[Josh]

Have yet to see his Towngame, but like all people who've yet to showe thier scumgame he claims it sucks.

i've heard this

but frmo him, not sure if its true. relevant for sorting him obv.


also, we probs policy lynch him day before lylo or today, so.

 

[Thetwinmasters]

Hi

Also I hardclaim Town Ascetic. It's a negative utility role that means that my slot has to solely be analyzed by my behavior, and I think I'm fine with that.

Vote Walrein for randing town too much on MU

why would you claim this early into the game

 

[Empoof]

still think metal sonic is town

 

[Yeti]

arent u like the worst player on the playerlist or did u somehow get good while i was playing on other sites

 

[Empoof]

did u evolve

Yeah, check out Creatures mash on MU. I don't remember my post count in Nintendo Mash, but that game I was living with black mold without knowing it and dying so

 

[Josh]

why would you claim this early into the game

because ascetic and miller are things you always claim in your first post when you aren't bad ?

 

[Empoof]

arent u like the worst player on the playerlist or did u somehow get good while i was playing on other sites

who's this post directed at

 

[Yeti]

Yeah, check out Creatures mash on MU. I don't remember my post count in Nintendo Mash, but that game I was living with black mold without knowing it and dying so

i can't tell if this is irl or a role like black goo

 

[Scarlet Firefly]

do you take that seriously? we've played, he used to be garb but that was before my time, he was fine last time we played p obv town, apparently has a garbage scum game (dle) which makes me believe this powerposting ist own

Are you deliberately being obtuse right now or did you forget that. I can really fucking accurately catch scum on page 4