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'LE' Smogn invttonl Gam Thred (Mafia Wins)
- Thread starter Asek
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Did you ever successfully fool me when you were scum before ?
yeah ok im good repeating the texas town spiel mans is chilling relaxing all cool in his tone
someone bitched about my moxie read being vague maybe that person needs to read a dictionary the man has moxie. He's got a little pep in his step, a little confidence there that I don't see from vooper as scum look at the above that's some snark right there
someone bitched about my moxie read being vague maybe that person needs to read a dictionary the man has moxie. He's got a little pep in his step, a little confidence there that I don't see from vooper as scum look at the above that's some snark right there
god I wish I were good at finding scum still
Watch as iDLE disappoints again
FUCK you im out here
unvote
vote metal sonic
tell me why I don't end your whole career right here
how in the fuck do the recent viper pages make you think he's LESS towny
because you will afk on day 3 and forget this game exists
I don't think you've played with me drunk much before I literally just post shit that entertains myself and spew all over the fucking place as town and get scared as fuck i'll slip as scum and go to sleep
where are your funny gifs
While my better instincts counsel me to follow a policy of laissez-faire, there are a couple of Mafia Team Esq's statements I feel I cannot let pass. Before I start, however, I should state that to understand what Mafia Team Esq's particularly ignominious form of antipluralism has encompassed as a movement and as a system of rule, we have to look at its historical context and development as a form of selfish politics that first arose in early twentieth-century Europe in response to rapid social upheaval, the devastation of World War I, and the Bolshevik Revolution. Mafia Team Esq's pesky, Pecksniffian memoranda have given birth to a completely new subspecies in the human race: Mafia Team Esq vassals. This is a curious animal that tends to disregard established wisdom and listen exclusively to what Mafia Team Esq has to say. When Mafia Team Esq says that it can absorb mana by devouring its rivals' brains, they all repeat that statement like parrots. They refuse to believe that Mafia Team Esq has accused me of writing that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold. I, for one, would undeniably hope that even the most directionless extortionists you'll ever see realize that when you put words in someone else's mouth, you're obviously bound to hear exactly the conclusions you wanted.
As far back as I can remember, Mafia Team Esq has pitted bludgers against couch potatoes and hoddypeaks against kleptocrats. Mafia Team Esq commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. It then ensures that these people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for Mafia Team Esq to mute the voice of anyone who dares to speak out against it. I find it necessary, if I am to meet my reader on something like a common ground of understanding, to point out that Mafia Team Esq is typical of careless monomaniacs in its wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize its actions. We must stand united against the forces of intolerance, against the forces of violence, and against the forces of yahooism. I state these facts only to give a bit of personal background as to why Mafia Team Esq fully intends to deny citizens the privilege of peaceful assembly and protest. But that's not enough, not for it. Mafia Team Esq will additionally protect undeserved privilege, which is why I think that its misbegotten policies are an unbroken line of one disaster after another. So let it call me cuckoo; I call it biggety.
Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, by Mafia Team Esq's standards, if you have morals, believe that character counts, and actually raise your own children—let alone teach them to be morally fit—you're definitely an ungracious gilly-gaupus. My standards—and I suspect yours as well—are quite different from its. For instance, I really maintain that presuming a reservoir of goodness in Mafia Team Esq can be a risk. A person could write a whole book on that topic alone. In order to be as brief as possible, though, I'll state simply that Mafia Team Esq's maudlin preoccupation with Mohockism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as “counterdemonstration”, would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to get people to vote against their own self-interests. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that when Mafia Team Esq says that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power, that's just a load of spucatum tauri. I hope I don't need to remind you that Mafia Team Esq behaves as if it's been lobotomized, but it's still true, and we must do something about it. If Mafia Team Esq were paying attention—which it would seem it is not, as I've already gone over this—it'd see that we've all heard its pontifical pronouncement that it understands the difference between civilization and savagery. Obviously, that conclusion is based on unconfirmed gossip, questionably-sourced reports, and blatant speculation, but it's also the case that Mafia Team Esq can't attack my ideas, so it attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. It could use organized violence to suppress opposition.
Mafia Team Esq isn't interested in debates or open forums. It just wants to shut up dissenters. That's why we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that Mafia Team Esq's vices are the only true virtues. This belief is due to a basic confusion that can be cleared up simply by stating that my goal is to speak up and speak out against Mafia Team Esq. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I obviously do have to try. One fact with which you should unmistakably be aware is that Mafia Team Esq's apologues are not only harmful, discriminatory, and illegal but also insulting to us and our families. I should point out that Mafia Team Esq has never once denied that fact. That indeed tells us something. It tells us that Mafia Team Esq wants to gain a virtual stranglehold on many facets of our educational system. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom then you should be working with me to struggle unceasingly against Mafia Team Esq's unremitting stream of cacodoxies and slander. One might argue that it would be better instead to put to rest violent and obnoxious prank phone calls such as Mafia Team Esq's, but bear in mind that it's a predaceous crybully. I'm being super-extra nice when I say that. If I weren't so polite I instead would have stated that my purpose here is not to ensure social harmony. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that Mafia Team Esq has been trying for quite some time to convince us that character development is not a matter of “strength through adversity” but rather, “entitlement through victimization”. I suggest it take this rotting ordure and dump it where it and its fellow loopy fefnicutes congregate. At least then we could focus on what unites rather than divides us without having to worry that it will develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence its revilers.
I mean, really. Mafia Team Esq's delitescent goal is to skewer me over a pit barbecue. The toll in human suffering and the loss of innocent lives that will ensue are clearly nonissues for it. The law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior. Priggism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other “ism”. That's why it's Mafia Team Esq's favorite; it makes it easy for it to institutionalize adventurism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science.
Mafia Team Esq knows how to lie. It's too bad it doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying. What I mean to say is that Mafia Team Esq's claim that masochism brings one closer to nirvana is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity but an assault on the human mind. Some of us have an opportunity to come in contact with hypocritical wantwits on a regular basis at work or in school. We therefore may be able to gain some insight into the way they think, into their values; we may be able to understand why they want to prevent the real problems from being solved.
According to the laws of probability, meddlesome bozos are more susceptible to Mafia Team Esq's brainwashing tactics than are any other group. Like water, their minds take the form of whatever receptacle it puts them in. They then lose all recollection that Mafia Team Esq has recently started ridiculing, parodying, censoring, and downgrading opposing ideas. For some this development is a sign that a brave new world has arrived. For others it marks the beginning of the end of civilization. I lie in the second camp, primarily on the grounds that a surprisingly large number of fractious wastrels consider Mafia Team Esq to be their savior. This overwhelmingly positive view of Mafia Team Esq is obviously not shared by those who have been victims of Mafia Team Esq's accusations or by those who believe that even if one isn't completely conversant with current events, the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that Mafia Team Esq's assault on free speech was not mounted in a few weeks. Rather, it evolved gradually over a much longer period of time, barely perceptible in its origins and benefiting from a gradualism that provoked little awareness, much less any real reaction. That's why it is now the time to convey the message that whenever Mafia Team Esq wants to convince someone that serfdom and slavery do not represent oppression unless the serfs or the slaves themselves “articulate” that oppression, it turns instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink. These words and idioms are intended to distract the listener from noticing that Mafia Team Esq has been providing maledicent plotters with an irresistible temptation to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. That is a fundamental violation of common law and demonstrates that Mafia Team Esq must sense its own irremediable inferiority. That's why it is so desperate to tell us how to live, what to say, what to think, what to know, and—most importantly—what not to know; it's the only way for it to distinguish themselves from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Mafia Team Esq also realized that it has been lobotomizing everyone caught thinking an independent thought. To behave like this, it has had to abandon every ethical principle that governs responsible organizational activity. Perhaps such ruthlessness comes easily to it given that it wants to infantilize and corrupt the public. It gets better: It believes that it's too important to be expected to abide by the laws and regulations that apply to the rest of us. I guess no one's ever told it that teenagers who want to shock their parents sometimes maintain—with a straight face—that Mafia Team Esq's reinterpretations of historic events can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality. Fortunately, most parents don't fall for this fraud because they know that one can consecrate one's life to the service of a noble idea or a glorious ideology. Mafia Team Esq, however, is more likely to reduce our modern, civilized, industrialized society to a state of mindless, primitive barbarism.
Mafia Team Esq speaks in a manner that is at times condescending, humiliating, and disrespectful. As there is a great deal of confusion and lack of reality-based information on this vexing topic, let me attempt to make some sense of the situation by noting that Mafia Team Esq will spawn a society in which those with the most deviant lifestyle, haughty behavior, or personal failures are given the most by the government sometime soon. Alas, this is not a tinfoil-hat conspiracy theory. It is cold, hard fact. A related fact is that Mafia Team Esq has at times called me “unenlightened” or “logorrheic”. Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to put some feebleminded Zoilist up on a pedestal.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Mafia Team Esq wants you to believe that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Mafia Team Esq's whiney protests.
This is a problem long overdue for debate. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: I'm not asking whether Mafia Team Esq's campaigns of malice and malignity are valid or whether they have any application to current topics of theoretical and political importance. I'm asking only the following specific question: Does Mafia Team Esq contend that it possesses infinite wisdom because it fits its political agenda or because it's too ignorant of the facts to know that I respect the right of all members of our community to explore and to discuss questions that interest them? That's the big question. If you knew the answer to that then you'd also know why Mafia Team Esq is willing—even eager—to jettison its scruples in order to stay ahead of the pack. That's clear. But I wish that the hooliganism Mafia Team Esq so enthusiastically promotes would disappear as suddenly, as unexpectedly, and as completely as if it had been wiped out by a gigantic flood, by a great tempest, or by a volcanic eruption. And I can say that with a clear conscience because we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Mafia Team Esq and its aides-de-camp or we solve the problems that are important to most people. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that Mafia Team Esq argues that I am abrasive for wanting to offer help to people in need. I should point out that this is almost the same argument that was made against Copernicus and Galileo almost half a millennium ago. So you see, Mafia Team Esq believes, in its elitist delirium, that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.
As far back as I can remember, Mafia Team Esq has pitted bludgers against couch potatoes and hoddypeaks against kleptocrats. Mafia Team Esq commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. It then ensures that these people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for Mafia Team Esq to mute the voice of anyone who dares to speak out against it. I find it necessary, if I am to meet my reader on something like a common ground of understanding, to point out that Mafia Team Esq is typical of careless monomaniacs in its wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize its actions. We must stand united against the forces of intolerance, against the forces of violence, and against the forces of yahooism. I state these facts only to give a bit of personal background as to why Mafia Team Esq fully intends to deny citizens the privilege of peaceful assembly and protest. But that's not enough, not for it. Mafia Team Esq will additionally protect undeserved privilege, which is why I think that its misbegotten policies are an unbroken line of one disaster after another. So let it call me cuckoo; I call it biggety.
Although this has been overlooked or ignored by the established scientific community, by Mafia Team Esq's standards, if you have morals, believe that character counts, and actually raise your own children—let alone teach them to be morally fit—you're definitely an ungracious gilly-gaupus. My standards—and I suspect yours as well—are quite different from its. For instance, I really maintain that presuming a reservoir of goodness in Mafia Team Esq can be a risk. A person could write a whole book on that topic alone. In order to be as brief as possible, though, I'll state simply that Mafia Team Esq's maudlin preoccupation with Mohockism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as “counterdemonstration”, would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to get people to vote against their own self-interests. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that when Mafia Team Esq says that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power, that's just a load of spucatum tauri. I hope I don't need to remind you that Mafia Team Esq behaves as if it's been lobotomized, but it's still true, and we must do something about it. If Mafia Team Esq were paying attention—which it would seem it is not, as I've already gone over this—it'd see that we've all heard its pontifical pronouncement that it understands the difference between civilization and savagery. Obviously, that conclusion is based on unconfirmed gossip, questionably-sourced reports, and blatant speculation, but it's also the case that Mafia Team Esq can't attack my ideas, so it attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. It could use organized violence to suppress opposition.
Mafia Team Esq isn't interested in debates or open forums. It just wants to shut up dissenters. That's why we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that Mafia Team Esq's vices are the only true virtues. This belief is due to a basic confusion that can be cleared up simply by stating that my goal is to speak up and speak out against Mafia Team Esq. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I obviously do have to try. One fact with which you should unmistakably be aware is that Mafia Team Esq's apologues are not only harmful, discriminatory, and illegal but also insulting to us and our families. I should point out that Mafia Team Esq has never once denied that fact. That indeed tells us something. It tells us that Mafia Team Esq wants to gain a virtual stranglehold on many facets of our educational system. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom then you should be working with me to struggle unceasingly against Mafia Team Esq's unremitting stream of cacodoxies and slander. One might argue that it would be better instead to put to rest violent and obnoxious prank phone calls such as Mafia Team Esq's, but bear in mind that it's a predaceous crybully. I'm being super-extra nice when I say that. If I weren't so polite I instead would have stated that my purpose here is not to ensure social harmony. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that Mafia Team Esq has been trying for quite some time to convince us that character development is not a matter of “strength through adversity” but rather, “entitlement through victimization”. I suggest it take this rotting ordure and dump it where it and its fellow loopy fefnicutes congregate. At least then we could focus on what unites rather than divides us without having to worry that it will develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence its revilers.
I mean, really. Mafia Team Esq's delitescent goal is to skewer me over a pit barbecue. The toll in human suffering and the loss of innocent lives that will ensue are clearly nonissues for it. The law is not just a moral stance. It is the consensus of society on our minimum standards of behavior. Priggism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other “ism”. That's why it's Mafia Team Esq's favorite; it makes it easy for it to institutionalize adventurism through systematic violence, distorted religion, and dubious science.
Mafia Team Esq knows how to lie. It's too bad it doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying. What I mean to say is that Mafia Team Esq's claim that masochism brings one closer to nirvana is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity but an assault on the human mind. Some of us have an opportunity to come in contact with hypocritical wantwits on a regular basis at work or in school. We therefore may be able to gain some insight into the way they think, into their values; we may be able to understand why they want to prevent the real problems from being solved.
According to the laws of probability, meddlesome bozos are more susceptible to Mafia Team Esq's brainwashing tactics than are any other group. Like water, their minds take the form of whatever receptacle it puts them in. They then lose all recollection that Mafia Team Esq has recently started ridiculing, parodying, censoring, and downgrading opposing ideas. For some this development is a sign that a brave new world has arrived. For others it marks the beginning of the end of civilization. I lie in the second camp, primarily on the grounds that a surprisingly large number of fractious wastrels consider Mafia Team Esq to be their savior. This overwhelmingly positive view of Mafia Team Esq is obviously not shared by those who have been victims of Mafia Team Esq's accusations or by those who believe that even if one isn't completely conversant with current events, the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that Mafia Team Esq's assault on free speech was not mounted in a few weeks. Rather, it evolved gradually over a much longer period of time, barely perceptible in its origins and benefiting from a gradualism that provoked little awareness, much less any real reaction. That's why it is now the time to convey the message that whenever Mafia Team Esq wants to convince someone that serfdom and slavery do not represent oppression unless the serfs or the slaves themselves “articulate” that oppression, it turns instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink. These words and idioms are intended to distract the listener from noticing that Mafia Team Esq has been providing maledicent plotters with an irresistible temptation to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. That is a fundamental violation of common law and demonstrates that Mafia Team Esq must sense its own irremediable inferiority. That's why it is so desperate to tell us how to live, what to say, what to think, what to know, and—most importantly—what not to know; it's the only way for it to distinguish themselves from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Mafia Team Esq also realized that it has been lobotomizing everyone caught thinking an independent thought. To behave like this, it has had to abandon every ethical principle that governs responsible organizational activity. Perhaps such ruthlessness comes easily to it given that it wants to infantilize and corrupt the public. It gets better: It believes that it's too important to be expected to abide by the laws and regulations that apply to the rest of us. I guess no one's ever told it that teenagers who want to shock their parents sometimes maintain—with a straight face—that Mafia Team Esq's reinterpretations of historic events can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality. Fortunately, most parents don't fall for this fraud because they know that one can consecrate one's life to the service of a noble idea or a glorious ideology. Mafia Team Esq, however, is more likely to reduce our modern, civilized, industrialized society to a state of mindless, primitive barbarism.
Mafia Team Esq speaks in a manner that is at times condescending, humiliating, and disrespectful. As there is a great deal of confusion and lack of reality-based information on this vexing topic, let me attempt to make some sense of the situation by noting that Mafia Team Esq will spawn a society in which those with the most deviant lifestyle, haughty behavior, or personal failures are given the most by the government sometime soon. Alas, this is not a tinfoil-hat conspiracy theory. It is cold, hard fact. A related fact is that Mafia Team Esq has at times called me “unenlightened” or “logorrheic”. Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to put some feebleminded Zoilist up on a pedestal.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Mafia Team Esq wants you to believe that we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Mafia Team Esq's whiney protests.
This is a problem long overdue for debate. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: I'm not asking whether Mafia Team Esq's campaigns of malice and malignity are valid or whether they have any application to current topics of theoretical and political importance. I'm asking only the following specific question: Does Mafia Team Esq contend that it possesses infinite wisdom because it fits its political agenda or because it's too ignorant of the facts to know that I respect the right of all members of our community to explore and to discuss questions that interest them? That's the big question. If you knew the answer to that then you'd also know why Mafia Team Esq is willing—even eager—to jettison its scruples in order to stay ahead of the pack. That's clear. But I wish that the hooliganism Mafia Team Esq so enthusiastically promotes would disappear as suddenly, as unexpectedly, and as completely as if it had been wiped out by a gigantic flood, by a great tempest, or by a volcanic eruption. And I can say that with a clear conscience because we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Mafia Team Esq and its aides-de-camp or we solve the problems that are important to most people. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that Mafia Team Esq argues that I am abrasive for wanting to offer help to people in need. I should point out that this is almost the same argument that was made against Copernicus and Galileo almost half a millennium ago. So you see, Mafia Team Esq believes, in its elitist delirium, that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.
this sort of snark and self evaluation is definitely not scum vooper scum vooper doesn't spew snark like this either Josh im incredibly confused how this sort of stuff is pinging scumdar for you at all
I dont think I have no
no I wont forget this exists on day 3
day 3 i'll have clan league for warzone going on and will vanish because i'd rather do that instead
get my excuses right gosh
i got a bad dish vibe from the posts, hes not a scum read. they just felt not productive.
fuck bad timing to make the above shit post
if u want me to be productive tho talk to me
what do u want me to do etc
i dont like this posturing (<- although that might be wrong word)