Crisis in CK9++ City [Serial Killer Wins]

Nearly all the posts.... so which posts did you like before this one? Also, rvs stage has important info we can gain from players. Looks like I should change my vote again.

Vote: smogon account
sure I'm cool with omgussing this
if the rvs reasoning has anything to do with your vote, then it seems like you're just lazily voting me for not following the status quo
care to elaborate?
 
Clarinet, my dear wishiwashi, I will heal ur wounds.

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Would you have preferred that I speak less?

Excusez-moi?

>wishywashy and noncommittal
what do you expect at this point man, the game just started

There is no reason to not commit to one side or the other. "X could be scum, but maybe not" is meaningless CWAC and does nothing to help town.

Also, rvs stage has important info we can gain from players.

From my experience, it is just far better if we scumhunt immediately.
 
Salutation, fellow citizens who I identify with.
It is to my pleasure to be able to have the ability to reliably (mileages may vary) engage in oral activities with the majority of you.
To kickstart the situation, I, cancerous, basically confirmed town at this point, propose a a plan, which I have painstakingly devised using my superior intellect and cunning biceps.

The plan is to never lynch me, at all.
That is all.
Take your time to take into the brilliance of my machination, I am aware that many of you need it.
 
Salutation, fellow citizens who I identify with.
It is to my pleasure to be able to have the ability to reliably (mileages may vary) engage in oral activities with the majority of you.
To kickstart the situation, I, cancerous, basically confirmed town at this point, propose a a plan, which I have painstakingly devised using my superior intellect and cunning biceps.

The plan is to never lynch me, at all.
That is all.
Take your time to take into the brilliance of my machination, I am aware that many of you need it.
:blobthinking:
I feel like you're definitely up to something.
 
Greetings, my fellow citizens of whom I do identify with. It is great to be able to have the ability to observe your good health in both physical and mental category.

Aeons passed since the exact moment in which I had made my excellent suggestion to draw out a perfectly unfailable path of action for you, fellow citizens whose allegiance belong to the faction known as town, to take and without fail, usher us into a new age of scumless development and unprecedented peace and prosperity, as well assl a reliable internet connection and extremely low taxes, yet highly beneficial benefits.
Alas, the way to progress is always never without resistance. Certain individuals, misguided and malicious, possibly both, stands in our victory road. They are Buffon's, fools, ignoramuses. They do not comply to the plan in which I, cancerous, professional town leader, have made for you, my fellow countrymen who are as patriotic as you are reasonable, to follow. That is because they fear. They fear for they are, evidently, not necessarily in the same alignment as the rest of us. They fear because they rightly should. They fear and their fear dictate their actions. And their actions project their fears.
Scums of their ilk do not deserve a painless death, yet we will generous grant them that. For we belong to the faction of righteousness and kindness. We are the paragons in which we ourselves look up to and aspire to be.
So I ask you, fellow citizens, whose identities concide with mine, to take up your arm against the infidels, to show them the error of their way via asphyxiation, to gently yet firmly squeeze out the influence of evils from their breathes.

vote heuryalone
 
Whoa. It's been less than twelve hours since game start and we're at three pages already? I definitely won't be able to keep up with this.
You mean you expect me to do the same thing you did? I'm not you, and self votes are usually a red flag.
Who said anything about self voting? The way I read it, Heury was talking about what he expected you to do (i.e. vote him). You are right about self-votes though. I have no idea why heury would do this, especially after you saying it's suspicious. There might be town motivations to do this, but I don't think the resulting confusion helps town.
Would you have preferred that I speak less?

Vote: Sultan of Skook
Ok, what?
That's because no one is a mason.
Hmmmmmmmm

i wish i was an innocent child then i wouldn't have to post...
What good is an innocent child who doesn't post at all? Thank the RNG you aren't the innocent child. Wait, is this the only thing you could post halfway into page 3? I hate D1 as much as the next guy, but come on.
To kickstart the situation, I, cancerous, basically confirmed town at this point, propose a a plan, which I have painstakingly devised using my superior intellect and cunning biceps.
I get that this is a joke, but again, we're past the point where the only possible contribution is saying hello. Could we cut down on the fluff? Thanks

Greetings, my fellow citizens of whom I do identify with. It is great to be able to have the ability to observe your good health in both physical and mental category.
My eyes hurt just from looking at this wall of text and I have to read it, because there's a vote at the end of it. Ugh
...

And there wasn't even any justification for it in this mess. FoS Cancerous
That's just hopping on the easy wagon...
 
Well, it's been nine months since I last played so let's see how this goes. Mr. Account is the only player I'm super familiar with in this bunch, I've seen nothing unusual about him thus far. Clarinet seems a bit suspect



I mean, this is just wishywashy and noncommittal, and their other posts aren't much better. Everyone else needs to speak more.

How can one have clear answers in the beginning?

how can clarinet elaborate on your vote better than you can?

this ^ what do you mean, heury?
 
CaffeineBoost Could we get an ETA on the end of day one?
heury's self-vote, voting Panic and getting back to self-voting feels sophisticated but also muddy because I'm not sure what to make of it, it's deffo not pro-town, but it could also be him as town trying to bait mafiosi
I thought about this a bit more and I don't recall heury to pull gambits like this. My memorioes aren't clear enough to tell if town!heury would do crazy stuff in RVS just for giggles, but gut feels says no.
 
Greetings, my fellow citizens of whom I do identify with. It is great to be able to have the ability to observe your good health in both physical and mental category.

Aeons passed since the exact moment in which I had made my excellent suggestion to draw out a perfectly unfailable path of action for you, fellow citizens whose allegiance belong to the faction known as town, to take and without fail, usher us into a new age of scumless development and unprecedented peace and prosperity, as well assl a reliable internet connection and extremely low taxes, yet highly beneficial benefits.
Alas, the way to progress is always never without resistance. Certain individuals, misguided and malicious, possibly both, stands in our victory road. They are Buffon's, fools, ignoramuses. They do not comply to the plan in which I, cancerous, professional town leader, have made for you, my fellow countrymen who are as patriotic as you are reasonable, to follow. That is because they fear. They fear for they are, evidently, not necessarily in the same alignment as the rest of us. They fear because they rightly should. They fear and their fear dictate their actions. And their actions project their fears.
Scums of their ilk do not deserve a painless death, yet we will generous grant them that. For we belong to the faction of righteousness and kindness. We are the paragons in which we ourselves look up to and aspire to be.
So I ask you, fellow citizens, whose identities concide with mine, to take up your arm against the infidels, to show them the error of their way via asphyxiation, to gently yet firmly squeeze out the influence of evils from their breathes.

vote heuryalone
fellow smogoners. do you prefer this type of post over dogspeak? I feel like they accomplish the same things, but one is usually a lot funnier (and shorter) than the other.

https://lingojam.com/Dog-Speak

anyway, lemme take a spin on the RVS wheel, and then attempt to later backtrack and claim I actually have valid reasons for where I land when I really don't.

**vote jalmont**

Jalmont's normal mood alternates between being a dry jokester, a blunt speaker, and a problem solver when he has the proper information. Claiming that he wishes he was innocent child to be able to do nothing is... kind of a something I could imagine him doing as either alignment. It's a post that gives specific personality information regarding a state of mind, but vague enough to not actually mean anything. I have more specific theories on what this means for his role than it does for his alignment, but I don't want to expand upon the town side too deeply in case I later unvote him. In the context of scum though, I do get a lot of "rip, I'm less important than I wanted to be" vibes, meaning if he's scum I think he's almost certainly a normal goon. town side there's a lot of other interpretations for his lack of excitement.
 
oof, guess I've been using discord too much if I did ** ** instead of bold.

in any event I think my paragraph attempting to explain why my random vote was correct instead makes me feel slightly better about jalmont actually, so don't think I'll vote him after. **unvote**
 
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