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Moves:
Bind
Curse
Dig
Double-Edge
Dragon Breath
Gyro Ball
Harden
Iron Tail
Mud Sport
Rage
Rock Polish
Rock Slide
Rock Throw
Rock Tomb
Sandstorm
Sand Tomb
Screech
Slam
Smack Down
Stealth Rock
Stone Edge
Tackle
Tsuchimikado [Nohface] (M). Nature: Serious (No Change). Stage: 1.
Story: A tricky, lying bastard. Somehow feels reliable though?
Moves:
Scratch
Iron Defense
Lick
Metal Burst
Odor Sleuth
Feint Attack
Shadow Sneak
Curse
Copycat
Memento
Fake Out
Iron Head
Revenge
ShadowStrike
Hex
Perish Song
I've forgotten how to do flavor and how I formatted my tower matches. Downsides of being 664657 years old.
When this Pokemon's HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any grass attack is increased by two (2). (eg Giga Drain goes from 8 to 10, Solar Beam from 12 to 14)
Physical
Branch Poke
Endeavor
Knock Off
Razor Leaf
Scratch
Slam
Wood Hammer
Special
Uproar
Status
Growl
Screech
Taunt
Smogecko [Scaler] (F)
Stage: ★☆☆☆☆
Type: Fire
Abilities: Blaze / Technician (Locked)
When this Pokemon's HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any fire attack is increased by two (2). (eg Flamethrower goes from 9 to 11, Fire Blast from 11 to 13)
Special
Ember
Flame Burst
Flamethrower
Incinerate
Lava Plume
Mud Shot
Smog
Status
Camouflage
Screech
Smokescreen
Tail Whip
Froakie [Geeked] (F)
Stage: ★☆☆☆☆
Type: Water
Abilities: Torrent / Protean (Locked)
When this Pokemon's HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any water attack is increased by two (2). (eg Water Pulse goes from 6 to 8, Hydro Pump from 11 to 13)
"Wow, it's been a while since I did a 1* battle. I kinda forgot that these were a thing. Ranker, you're up!"
"Uh. That's a lot of HP. Are you sure this is a fair fight?" Razor Leaf~Wood Hammer~Razor Leaf
IF Belly Drum THEN Taunt and restart queue IF Defense Curl THEN Screech and restart queue IF Metronome THEN Taunt and restart queue
I was so used to Wood Hammer being used by a Pyroark that I forgot it had recoil. I was thinking along the lines of "unfair says the guy with a 12 BAP move without drawbacks".
Turns out it does have a drawback.
Also, hey, I wanted to use Metronome :(
Body Slam - Chip Away - Body Slam
- IF Grookey is fully paralyzed THEN Metronome (V-Create / Sky Attack / Gunk Shot / Megahorn / Spikes / Stealth Rock / Freeze Shock / Taunt / Multi-Attack / Flying Press) instead and restart queue.
- IF Grookey is Taunted when you would move THEN Metronome (V-Create / Sky Attack / Gunk Shot / Megahorn / Spikes / Stealth Rock / Freeze Shock / Torment / Multi-Attack / Flying Press) and restart queue.
ACTION ONE
Ranker used Razor Leaf! (Hit Roll [<=1140]: 1186/1200; No)
Gambo avoided the attack! sry
-3 EN (Grookey)
Gambo used Body Slam! (Crit Roll [<=50]: 1009/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Paralysis} [<=360]: 123/1200; sry again)
[(9 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 13 DMG
Ranker was paralyzed! It may be unable to move! (20%)
-6 EN (Munchlax)
--- ACTION TWO (Full Paralysis roll [<=240]: 110/1200; I swear this isn't on purpose)
Ranker is fully paralyzed! It can't move!
Ranker's paralysis decayed! (10%)
Gambo used Chip Away! (Crit Roll [<=50]: 279/1200; No)
[(7 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 11 DMG
-4 EN (Munchlax)
--- ACTION THREE (Full Paralysis roll [<=120]: 352/1200; No)
Ranker used Razor Leaf! (Hit Roll [<=1140]: 325/1200; Yes) (Crit Roll [<=150]: 499/1200; No)
[(6 + 3 + 3 - 2) x 1] = 10 DMG
-3 EN (Grookey)
Gambo used Body Slam! (Crit Roll [<=50]: 632/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Paralysis} [<=360]: 952/1200; No)
[(9 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 13 DMG
-6 EN (Munchlax)
.... huh. Nice to see the game is happy to have me back.
Metronome (V-Create / Sky Attack / Gunk Shot / Megahorn / Spikes / Stealth Rock / Freeze Shock / Taunt / Multi-Attack / Flying Press) - Body Slam - Metronome (V-Create / Sky Attack / Gunk Shot / Megahorn / Spikes / Stealth Rock / Freeze Shock / Taunt / Multi-Attack / Flying Press)
- IF you are Taunted when you would use Metronome THEN Chip Away instead. - IF Endeavor THEN say "y u do dis".
ACTION ONE (Full Paralysis roll [<=60]: 848/1200; No)
Ranker used Taunt! Gambo fell for the taunt!
-10 EN (Grookey)
Gambo used Chip Away! (Crit Roll [<=50]: 395/1200; No)
[(7 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 11 DMG
-4 EN (Munchlax)
--- ACTION TWO (Full Paralysis roll [<=60]: 400/1200; No)
Ranker used Endeavor!
34 DMG
-28.67 = -29 EN (Grookey)
Gambo said "y u do dis"! (Crit Roll [<=50]: 1078/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Paralysis} [<=360]: 931/1200; No)
[(9 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 13 DMG
-6 EN (Munchlax)
--- ACTION THREE (Full Paralysis roll [<=60]: 695/1200; No)
Ranker used Endeavor!
23.5 = 24 DMG
-26 EN (Grookey)
Gambo said "y u do dis"! (Crit Roll [<=50]: 222/1200; No)
[(7 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 11 DMG
-4 EN (Munchlax)
BEGIN ROUND 3!
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Local man has a Body Slam roll, a 5% miss chance and a full paralysis go his way in consecutive actions, still finds ways to complain.
EDIT: Also that first roll of this round holy shit lol
ACTION ONE
Ranker used Wood Hammer! (Crit Roll [<=50]: 51/1200; o_o)
[(12 + 3 + 3 - 2 + 2) x 1] = 16 DMG
Ranker is hit with recoil! -5 HP (Grookey)
-7 EN (Grookey)
Gambo used Tackle! Ranker fainted!
-2 EN (Munchlax)
--- END ROUND
BEGIN ROUND 4!
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I assume one of us missed something, because I have Munchlax landing the second combo.
ACTION ONE Scaler dug underground!
Gambo used Bodacious Slam OF DOOM! Scaler avoided the attack!
-30.5 = -31 EN (Munchlax)
Scaler used Wheeling Dig OF DOOM! (Crit Roll [<=50]: 976/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Burn} [<=120]: 577/1200; No)
[(14 + 3 + 3 - 2) / 1.5] = 12 DMG
-21.5 = -22 EN (Smogecko)
--- ACTION TWO Scaler scaled... something!
Gambo took a nap!
--- ACTION THREE Scaler dug underground!
Scaler used Dig! (Crit Roll [<=50]: 686/1200; No)
[(8 + 3 - 2) x 1] = 9 DMG
-15 EN (Smogecko)
Gambo used Bodacious Slam OF DOOM! (Crit Roll [<=50]: 1180/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Paralysis} [<=720]: 1136/1200; No)
[(20.25 + 3 + 4 - 2) x 1] = 25.25 = 25 DMG
-44.5 = -45 EN (Munchlax) Gambo fainted from exhaustion!
--- END ROUND
Team tavok XOO Gambo (M)
Typing: Normal Abilities: Pickup / Thick Fat HP/EN: 3 / KO
Stats: 4 / 2 / 2 / 4 / 5 SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 5 Buffs: N/A De-Buffs: KO
ACTION ONE
Geeked used Smokescreen! Tsuchimikado's Accuracy fell!
-5 EN (Froakie)
Tsuchimikado used ShadowStrike! (Hit Roll [<=855]: 568/1200; Yes)
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 803/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Defense drop} [<=600]: 1035/1200; No)
[(8 + 3 + 3 - 2) x 1] = 12 DMG
-5 EN (Nohface)
--- ACTION TWO
Geeked used Hydro Pump! (Hit Roll [<=960]: 124/1200; Yes)
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 447/1200; No)
[(11 + 3 + 3 - 4) x 1] = 13 DMG
-7 EN (Froakie)
Tsuchimikado used Metal Burst! (Hit Roll [<=900]: 1015/1200; No)
Tsuchimikado's attack missed!
-9.33 = -9 EN (Nohface)
--- ACTION THREE
Geeked used Hydro Pump! (Hit Roll [<=960]: 507/1200; Yes)
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 550/1200; No)
[(11 + 3 + 3 - 4) x 1] = 13 DMG
-11 EN (Froakie)
Tsuchimikado used Metal Burst! (Hit Roll [<=900]: 771/1200; Yes)
16.25 = 16 DMG
-13.33 = -13 EN (Nohface)
--- END ROUND
"Please miss? Please?" Water Pulse~Hydro Pump~Hydro Pump
IF Metal Burst THEN Smokescreen IF Shadow Strike AND NOT in a combo AND you move first by speed order THEN Bounce
