Completed A pair of venerable elders hit each other with sticks

[YellowAdminSilver]

Team tavok :

Gambo the Munchlax

Munchlax [Gambo] (M).
Nature: Serious (No Change).
Stage: 1.

Story:
I'll fill this in eventually. Probably.

Type:
Normal

Abilities:
Pickup / Thick Fat / Gluttony [LOCKED]

Stats:

HP: 110
Atk: Rank 4
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 5
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 5

Moves:
Amnesia
Belly Drum
Bite
Body Slam
Chip Away
Covet
Defense Curl
Flail
Fling
Last Resort
Lick
Metronome
Natural Gift
Odor Sleuth
Recycle
Rollout
Screech
Snatch
Stockpile
Swallow
Tackle

Steel Chain the Onix

Steel Chain [Onix] (M).
Nature: Serious (No Change).
Stage: 1.

Story:
Insists that he is a Steel-type. He is not.

Type:
Rock / Ground

Abilities:
Rock Head / Sturdy / Weak Armor [LOCKED]

Stats:

HP: 70
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 7
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 70
Size Class: 7
Weight Class: 6

Moves:
Bind
Curse
Dig
Double-Edge
Dragon Breath
Gyro Ball
Harden
Iron Tail
Mud Sport
Rage
Rock Polish
Rock Slide
Rock Throw
Rock Tomb
Sandstorm
Sand Tomb
Screech
Slam
Smack Down
Stealth Rock
Stone Edge
Tackle

Tsuchimikado the Nohface

Tsuchimikado [Nohface] (M).
Nature: Serious (No Change).
Stage: 1.

Story:
A tricky, lying bastard. Somehow feels reliable though?

Type:
Ghost / Steel

Abilities:
Levitate / Levitate [LOCKED]

Stats:

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 4
Spe: 10
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 3

Moves:
Scratch
Iron Defense
Lick
Metal Burst
Odor Sleuth
Feint Attack
Shadow Sneak
Curse
Copycat
Memento
Fake Out
Iron Head
Revenge
ShadowStrike
Hex
Perish Song

I've forgotten how to do flavor and how I formatted my tower matches. Downsides of being 664657 years old.
​

Team Mowtom :

Ranker the Grookey

Grookey [Ranker] (F)

Stage: ★☆☆☆☆

Type: Grass

Abilities: Overgrow / Grassy Surge (Locked)

• When this Pokemon's HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any grass attack is increased by two (2). (eg Giga Drain goes from 8 to 10, Solar Beam from 12 to 14)

Nature: Quirky

Stats:
HP: 80
Atk: 3
Def: 3
SpA: 2
SpD: 2
Spe: 65
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1

Attacks (11):

Physical
Branch Poke
Endeavor
Knock Off
Razor Leaf
Scratch
Slam
Wood Hammer

Special
Uproar

Status
Growl
Screech
Taunt

Scaler the Smogecko

Smogecko [Scaler] (F)

Stage: ★☆☆☆☆

Type: Fire

Abilities: Blaze / Technician (Locked)

• When this Pokemon's HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any fire attack is increased by two (2). (eg Flamethrower goes from 9 to 11, Fire Blast from 11 to 13)

Nature: Quirky

Stats:
HP: 70
Atk: 3
Def: 2
SpA: 3
SpD: 2
Spe: 56
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1

Attacks (16):

Physical
Bulldoze
Dig
Flame Wheel
Lick
Scratch

Special
Ember
Flame Burst
Flamethrower
Incinerate
Lava Plume
Mud Shot
Smog

Status
Camouflage
Screech
Smokescreen
Tail Whip

Geeked the Froakie

Froakie [Geeked] (F)

Stage: ★☆☆☆☆

Type: Water

Abilities: Torrent / Protean (Locked)

• When this Pokemon's HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any water attack is increased by two (2). (eg Water Pulse goes from 6 to 8, Hydro Pump from 11 to 13)

Nature: Quirky

Stats:
HP: 70
Atk: 3
Def: 2
SpA: 3
SpD: 2
Spe: 71
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 1

Attacks (14):

Physical
Bounce
Fling
Lick
Pound
Quick Attack
Smack Down

Special
Bubble
Hydro Pump
Round
Water Pulse

Status
Double Team
Growl
Smokescreen
Substitute

How stuff will happen:
tavok sends out Pokémon
Mowtom sends out Pokémon and orders
tavok orders
You'll never guess what happens next​

 

[tavok]

Guess who's the only one with non terrible matchups!

Gambo (Munchlax) will take the lead!

 

[Mowtom]

"Wow, it's been a while since I did a 1* battle. I kinda forgot that these were a thing. Ranker, you're up!"

"Uh. That's a lot of HP. Are you sure this is a fair fight?"
Razor Leaf~Wood Hammer~Razor Leaf
IF Belly Drum THEN Taunt and restart queue
IF Defense Curl THEN Screech and restart queue
IF Metronome THEN Taunt and restart queue

 

[tavok]

I was so used to Wood Hammer being used by a Pyroark that I forgot it had recoil. I was thinking along the lines of "unfair says the guy with a 12 BAP move without drawbacks".
Turns out it does have a drawback.

Also, hey, I wanted to use Metronome :(

Body Slam - Chip Away - Body Slam
- IF Grookey is fully paralyzed THEN Metronome (V-Create / Sky Attack / Gunk Shot / Megahorn / Spikes / Stealth Rock / Freeze Shock / Taunt / Multi-Attack / Flying Press) instead and restart queue.
- IF Grookey is Taunted when you would move THEN Metronome (V-Create / Sky Attack / Gunk Shot / Megahorn / Spikes / Stealth Rock / Freeze Shock / Torment / Multi-Attack / Flying Press) and restart queue.

 

[YellowAdminSilver]

Sry I'm not gonna C/P tavok's huge-ass sprites lol

Team tavok AOO

Gambo (M)
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup / Thick Fat
HP/EN: 110 / 100
Stats: 4 / 2 / 2 / 4 / 5
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 5
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

FIELD EFFECTS
N/A
​

Team Mowtom AOO

Ranker
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Overgrow
HP/EN: 80 / 100
Stats: 3 / 3 / 2 / 2 / 65
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

​

BEGIN ROUND 1!
---

Battle calcs

ACTION ONE
Ranker used Razor Leaf!
(Hit Roll [<=1140]: 1186/1200; No)
Gambo avoided the attack! sry
-3 EN (Grookey)

Gambo used Body Slam!
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 1009/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Paralysis} [<=360]: 123/1200; sry again)
[(9 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 13 DMG
Ranker was paralyzed! It may be unable to move! (20%)
-6 EN (Munchlax)
---
ACTION TWO
(Full Paralysis roll [<=240]: 110/1200; I swear this isn't on purpose)
Ranker is fully paralyzed! It can't move!
Ranker's paralysis decayed! (10%)

Gambo used Chip Away!
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 279/1200; No)
[(7 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 11 DMG
-4 EN (Munchlax)
---
ACTION THREE
(Full Paralysis roll [<=120]: 352/1200; No)
Ranker used Razor Leaf!
(Hit Roll [<=1140]: 325/1200; Yes)
(Crit Roll [<=150]: 499/1200; No)
[(6 + 3 + 3 - 2) x 1] = 10 DMG
-3 EN (Grookey)

Gambo used Body Slam!
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 632/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Paralysis} [<=360]: 952/1200; No)
[(9 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 13 DMG
-6 EN (Munchlax)

Ranker's paralysis decayed! (5%)
---
END ROUND

Team tavok AOO

Gambo (M)
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup / Thick Fat
HP/EN: 100 / 84
Stats: 4 / 2 / 2 / 4 / 5
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 5
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

FIELD EFFECTS
N/A
​

Team Mowtom AOO

Ranker
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Overgrow
HP/EN: 43 / 94
Stats: 3 / 3 / 2 / 2 / 65 [32]
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: PAR (5%)
De-Buffs: N/A
​

How stuff will happen:
tavok orders
Mowtom orders
I'm sorry for the rolls, I promise I'm not trying to rig this​

 

[tavok]

.... huh. Nice to see the game is happy to have me back.

Metronome (V-Create / Sky Attack / Gunk Shot / Megahorn / Spikes / Stealth Rock / Freeze Shock / Taunt / Multi-Attack / Flying Press) - Body Slam - Metronome (V-Create / Sky Attack / Gunk Shot / Megahorn / Spikes / Stealth Rock / Freeze Shock / Taunt / Multi-Attack / Flying Press)
- IF you are Taunted when you would use Metronome THEN Chip Away instead.
- IF Endeavor THEN say "y u do dis".

 

[Mowtom]

"I don't know what I expected."
Taunt~Endeavor~Endeavor

 

[YellowAdminSilver]

Team tavok AOO

Gambo (M)
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup / Thick Fat
HP/EN: 100 / 84
Stats: 4 / 2 / 2 / 4 / 5
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 5
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

FIELD EFFECTS
N/A
​

Team Mowtom AOO

Ranker
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Overgrow
HP/EN: 43 / 94
Stats: 3 / 3 / 2 / 2 / 65 [32]
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: PAR (5%)
De-Buffs: N/A
​

BEGIN ROUND 2!
---

Battle calcs

ACTION ONE
(Full Paralysis roll [<=60]: 848/1200; No)
Ranker used Taunt!
Gambo fell for the taunt!
-10 EN (Grookey)

Gambo used Chip Away!
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 395/1200; No)
[(7 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 11 DMG
-4 EN (Munchlax)
---
ACTION TWO
(Full Paralysis roll [<=60]: 400/1200; No)
Ranker used Endeavor!
34 DMG
-28.67 = -29 EN (Grookey)

Gambo said "y u do dis"!
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 1078/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Paralysis} [<=360]: 931/1200; No)
[(9 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 13 DMG
-6 EN (Munchlax)
---
ACTION THREE
(Full Paralysis roll [<=60]: 695/1200; No)
Ranker used Endeavor!
23.5 = 24 DMG
-26 EN (Grookey)

Gambo said "y u do dis"!
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 222/1200; No)
[(7 + 3 + 4 - 3) x 1] = 11 DMG
-4 EN (Munchlax)

Ranker was cured of its paralysis!
---
END ROUND

Team tavok AOO

Gambo (M)
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup / Thick Fat
HP/EN: 42 / 70
Stats: 4 / 2 / 2 / 4 / 5
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 5
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

FIELD EFFECTS
N/A
​

Team Mowtom AOO

Ranker
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Overgrow
HP/EN: 8 / 29
Stats: 3 / 3 / 2 / 2 / 65
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A
​

How stuff will happen:
Mowtom orders
tavok orders
I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror​

 

[Mowtom]

"Well, I tried."
Wood Hammer~Razor Leaf~Wood Hammer
IF Defense Curl THEN Screech and restart queue
IF Metronome THEN Taunt and restart queue

 

[tavok]

That Endeavor did WAY too much damage.


Tackle - Covet - Tackle

 

[YellowAdminSilver]

Team tavok AOO

Gambo (M)
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup / Thick Fat
HP/EN: 42 / 70
Stats: 4 / 2 / 2 / 4 / 5
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 5
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

FIELD EFFECTS
N/A
​

Team Mowtom AOO

Ranker
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Overgrow
HP/EN: 8 / 29
Stats: 3 / 3 / 2 / 2 / 65
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A
​

BEGIN ROUND 3!
---
Local man has a Body Slam roll, a 5% miss chance and a full paralysis go his way in consecutive actions, still finds ways to complain.
EDIT: Also that first roll of this round holy shit lol

Battle calcs

ACTION ONE
Ranker used Wood Hammer!
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 51/1200; o_o)
[(12 + 3 + 3 - 2 + 2) x 1] = 16 DMG
Ranker is hit with recoil! -5 HP (Grookey)
-7 EN (Grookey)

Gambo used Tackle!
Ranker fainted!
-2 EN (Munchlax)
---
END ROUND

Team tavok AOO

Gambo (M)
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup / Thick Fat
HP/EN: 24 / 68
Stats: 4 / 2 / 2 / 4 / 5
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 5
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

FIELD EFFECTS
N/A
​

Team Mowtom XOO

Ranker
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Overgrow
HP/EN: KO / 29
Stats: 3 / 3 / 2 / 2 / 65
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: KO
​

How stuff will happen:
Mowtom sends out Pokémon
tavok orders
Mowtom orders
Hold me closer, Tony Danza​

 

[Mowtom]

"We did more than 80 HP of damage to it. That counts for something, right? Right?"

"Keep telling yourself that."

 

[tavok]

Complaining is the essence of my soul, YAS.

Ok, now to try and deal some damage to this thing. Let's goooooo

Metronome (Sky Attack / Crabhammer / Precipice Blades / Head Smash / Skull Bash / High Jump Kick / Bolt Strike / Draco Meteor / Gunk Shot / Psycho Boost ) - Metronome (Sky Attack / Crabhammer / Precipice Blades / Head Smash / Skull Bash / High Jump Kick / Bolt Strike / Draco Meteor / Gunk Shot / Psycho Boost ) - Metronome (Sky Attack / Crabhammer / Precipice Blades / Head Smash / Skull Bash / High Jump Kick / Bolt Strike / Draco Meteor / Gunk Shot / Psycho Boost )
- IF Dig AND suspended THEN Stockpile and restart queue.
- IF Dig AND without suspension THEN Body Slam + Body Slam.

 

[Mowtom]

"Sub abuse time! This should be fun!"
Dig+Flame Wheel~Cooldown~Dig

 

[tavok]

YellowAdminSilver senpaaaaai

 

[YellowAdminSilver]

Team tavok AOO

Gambo (M)
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup / Thick Fat
HP/EN: 24 / 68
Stats: 4 / 2 / 2 / 4 / 5
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 5
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

FIELD EFFECTS
N/A
​

Team Mowtom XAO

Scaler (F)
Typing: Fire
Abilities: Blaze
HP/EN: 70 / 100
Stats: 3 / 2 / 3 / 2 / 56
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

Bench

Ranker
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Overgrow
HP/EN: KO / 29
Stats: 3 / 3 / 2 / 2 / 65
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: KO

BEGIN ROUND 4!
---
I assume one of us missed something, because I have Munchlax landing the second combo.

Battle calcs

ACTION ONE
Scaler dug underground!

Gambo used Bodacious Slam OF DOOM!
Scaler avoided the attack!
-30.5 = -31 EN (Munchlax)

Scaler used Wheeling Dig OF DOOM!
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 976/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Burn} [<=120]: 577/1200; No)
[(14 + 3 + 3 - 2) / 1.5] = 12 DMG
-21.5 = -22 EN (Smogecko)
---
ACTION TWO
Scaler scaled... something!

Gambo took a nap!
---
ACTION THREE
Scaler dug underground!

Scaler used Dig!
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 686/1200; No)
[(8 + 3 - 2) x 1] = 9 DMG
-15 EN (Smogecko)

Gambo used Bodacious Slam OF DOOM!
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 1180/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Paralysis} [<=720]: 1136/1200; No)
[(20.25 + 3 + 4 - 2) x 1] = 25.25 = 25 DMG
-44.5 = -45 EN (Munchlax)
Gambo fainted from exhaustion!
---
END ROUND

Team tavok XOO

Gambo (M)
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup / Thick Fat
HP/EN: 3 / KO
Stats: 4 / 2 / 2 / 4 / 5
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 5
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: KO

FIELD EFFECTS
N/A
​

Team Mowtom XAO

Scaler (F)
Typing: Fire
Abilities: Blaze
HP/EN: 45 / 63
Stats: 3 / 2 / 3 / 2 / 56
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

Bench

Ranker
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Overgrow
HP/EN: KO / 29
Stats: 3 / 3 / 2 / 2 / 65
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: KO

​

How stuff will happen:
tavok sends out Pokémon
Mowtom orders
tavok orders
Tomorrow's a day away​

 

[tavok]

Definitely-not-Steel Chain the Onix goes in!

"Why are you sending a steel against a Fire type? Are you nuts?"

"But you are also a ground type! And definitely not a steel but I'm tired of this discussion"

 

[Mowtom]

"See, if I used a combo A3, I couldn't do this now. Switching to Geeked!"

"Hi there."

 

[tavok]

"Well, it seems you're leaving early, Chain. Tsuchimikado will take your spot."

Shadowstrike - Shadowstrike - Shadowstrike.
- IF Bounce AND not in a combo THEN Shadow Sneak.
- IF Hydro Pump AND not in a combo THEN Metal Burst.

Please proceed to abuse this as much as you can :)

 

[Mowtom]

"This is annoying."
Smokescreen~Hydro Pump~Hydro Pump

 

[tavok]

YellowAdminSilver once you are able to.

 

[YellowAdminSilver]

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you both had ordered. I'll do this tonight at the latest

 

[YellowAdminSilver]

Team tavok XBA

Tsuchimikado (M)
Typing: Ghost/Steel
Abilities: Levitate
HP/EN: 90 / 100
Stats: 3 / 4 / 2 / 4 / 10
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 3
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

Bench

Gambo (M)
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup / Thick Fat
HP/EN: 3 / KO
Stats: 4 / 2 / 2 / 4 / 5
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 5
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: KO


Steel Chain (M)
Typing: Rock/Ground
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP/EN: 70 / 100
Stats: 2 / 7 / 2 / 2 / 70
SC/WC/BRT: 7 / 6
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

FIELD EFFECTS
N/A
​

Team Mowtom XBA

Geeked (F)
Typing: Water
Abilities: Torrent
HP/EN: 70 / 100
Stats: 3 / 2 / 3 / 2 / 71
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

Bench

Ranker
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Overgrow
HP/EN: KO / 29
Stats: 3 / 3 / 2 / 2 / 65
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: KO

Scaler (F)
Typing: Fire
Abilities: Blaze
HP/EN: 45 / 63
Stats: 3 / 2 / 3 / 2 / 56
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

​

BEGIN ROUND 5!
---

Battle calcs

ACTION ONE
Geeked used Smokescreen!
Tsuchimikado's Accuracy fell!
-5 EN (Froakie)

Tsuchimikado used ShadowStrike!
(Hit Roll [<=855]: 568/1200; Yes)
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 803/1200; No)
(Effect Roll {Defense drop} [<=600]: 1035/1200; No)
[(8 + 3 + 3 - 2) x 1] = 12 DMG
-5 EN (Nohface)
---
ACTION TWO
Geeked used Hydro Pump!
(Hit Roll [<=960]: 124/1200; Yes)
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 447/1200; No)
[(11 + 3 + 3 - 4) x 1] = 13 DMG
-7 EN (Froakie)

Tsuchimikado used Metal Burst!
(Hit Roll [<=900]: 1015/1200; No)
Tsuchimikado's attack missed!
-9.33 = -9 EN (Nohface)
---
ACTION THREE
Geeked used Hydro Pump!
(Hit Roll [<=960]: 507/1200; Yes)
(Crit Roll [<=50]: 550/1200; No)
[(11 + 3 + 3 - 4) x 1] = 13 DMG
-11 EN (Froakie)

Tsuchimikado used Metal Burst!
(Hit Roll [<=900]: 771/1200; Yes)
16.25 = 16 DMG
-13.33 = -13 EN (Nohface)
---
END ROUND

Team tavok XBA

Tsuchimikado (M)
Typing: Ghost/Steel
Abilities: Levitate
HP/EN: 64 / 73
Stats: 3 / 4 / 2 / 4 / 10
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 3
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: -1 Acc

Bench

Gambo (M)
Typing: Normal
Abilities: Pickup / Thick Fat
HP/EN: 3 / KO
Stats: 4 / 2 / 2 / 4 / 5
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 5
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: KO


Steel Chain (M)
Typing: Rock/Ground
Abilities: Rock Head / Sturdy
HP/EN: 70 / 100
Stats: 2 / 7 / 2 / 2 / 70
SC/WC/BRT: 7 / 6
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

FIELD EFFECTS
N/A
​

Team Mowtom XBA

Geeked (F)
Typing: Water
Abilities: Torrent
HP/EN: 42 / 77
Stats: 3 / 2 / 3 / 2 / 71
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

Bench

Ranker
Typing: Grass
Abilities: Overgrow
HP/EN: KO / 29
Stats: 3 / 3 / 2 / 2 / 65
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: KO

Scaler (F)
Typing: Fire
Abilities: Blaze
HP/EN: 45 / 63
Stats: 3 / 2 / 3 / 2 / 56
SC/WC/BRT: 1 / 1
Buffs: N/A
De-Buffs: N/A

​

How stuff will happen:
Mowtom orders
tavok orders
We could fight all we want​

 

[Mowtom]

"Please miss? Please?"
Water Pulse~Hydro Pump~Hydro Pump
IF Metal Burst THEN Smokescreen
IF Shadow Strike AND NOT in a combo AND you move first by speed order THEN Bounce

 

[tavok]

"That was very low. Nice done!".

Revenge - Revenge - Revenge