Granted, but the dogs take whatever you say as offensive and proceed to attack youi wish i could talk to dogs
I wish I could wipe out half of my least favorite pokemon's population
Granted, but the dogs take whatever you say as offensive and proceed to attack youi wish i could talk to dogs
Granted, but you get twice as bad new Pokemon.I wish I could wipe out half of my least favorite pokemon's population
Granted. However, you now need to excersise 4 hours a day.Granted, but you get twice as bad new Pokemon.
I wish I would not need to sleep ever again.
Granted, but you are banned from using InteleonI wish Inteleon was viable in OU.
granted, only physical set though.Granted, but its replaced by a fire starter with the same bst as arceus that can't ever be banned from OU.
I wish I could use the now viable Inteleon.
Granted, you can't use it.granted, only physical set though.
i wish the chimecho line was viable
Granted, but any pasta you make will never cook again.Granted, you can't use it.
I wish I could eat pasta right now.
Granted, it's success is geared towards whoever you bet against.Granted, but any pasta you make will never cook again.
I wish any 50/50 i make is successful.
Granted. It now rivals Antarctica in temperature.Granted, it's success is geared towards whoever you bet against.
I wish it was a little colder in Canada
You now get a second wish, but you are now unable to ask for any more wishes.Granted. It now rivals Antarctica in temperature.
I wish I had more wishes.
Granted, but you'll die in 70 years anyways.You now get a second wish, but you are now unable to ask for any more wishes.
I wish I was forever 21.
Granted, but you're deemed a freak of nature and science, and are cruelly treated / tested on as suchGranted, but you'll die in 70 years anyways.
I wish I could change my sex at will.
Granted, but it will constantly crash on you for no reason and you cannot prevent itI wish my laptop never needed to charge
Granted but this post has run out of original ideas that haven't been used already so you can come up with the negative effects yourselfI wish War Incarnate let me do something uncreative.
Granted. You can only eat bacon for the rest of your lifeGranted. You have to eat a potato.
I wish I had bacon.
Wow, talk about transphobic.Granted, but you're deemed a freak of nature and science, and are cruelly treated / tested on as such
Granted, but you can only understand literature and are unable to distinguish fiction from reality.I wish I could understand literature
Granted, but it only works on bdsm gearI wish I could tie knots well.
Granted, here's a post in between so you can post a more original idea, but you have to draw pickle rickGranted but the moment you use them you instantly die
I wish I could come up with more original ideas for these posts
Granted but you can only play defensive pokemon mon for the rest of your life.I wish defensive pokemon were banned too