Granted, but now every pokemon has Shadow Tag
I wish that FEAR wasn't a thing
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I wish that FEAR wasn't a thing
Granted, but you can't feel any other emotion either
Granted, but it loses every other move it has.I wish that Reuniclus gets Aura Sphere
I wish electronics didn't need to charge.
Granted, but now Rattata becomes Mega Rayquaza.
I wish that Reuniclus gets Aura Sphere
Granted, but it's 120 Base Power, 70% accurate, and has a chance to drop Special Defense.
I wish Focus Blast were at least 85% accurate.
Granted, but every other move becomes 50% accurate
I wish there wasn't so much pokemon rng
Granted, but any remaining RNG always goes against you.
I wish I had sixpack abs without putting in the effort
Granted, but your arms and legs are as thin as spagetti.
I wish I could write better.
Granted, you now have impeccable calligraphy skills
I wish I could control the temperature around me
Already granted. Just drive your car more and you will have the ability to make the temperature warmer, but not colder again.
I wish poisonous frogs in the amazon wouldn't instantly kill you.
Granted, but now whenever you were to die to these types of frogs you instead become paralyzed and gain an unnatural sense of fear.
I wish I had the ability to pause, glitch, and even go back in time using my farts
Granted, but homophobia becomes rampant
I wish I never stumped my toe ever again
granted, but you have to become a uu player
i wish all my pokemon skill transferred to melee
Granted, but coronavirus lockdowns keep tournament melee suspended indefinitely.
I wish for everyone to play by the rules.
Granted, but the rules consistently change to fit people's actions
I wish I could be well-rested with 3 hours of sleep
Granted, but the returning thrusters land directly onto your house.
I wish I knew how to skateboard.
Granted but you cannot drive and if you are seen driving all of the bad side effects of the wishes made in this thread happen to you at once
I wish I could one shot Toxapex from full without any boosts
Granted but
I wish I could eat fire and then have no side effects
Granted; the wish redirects your energy towards learning fire-eating. You spend years learning the ways of circus performers - you have no time for any other occupation or education. You scrape by in life as an obscure street performer.
I wish for the next reply to be written in the form of a haiku.
Granted, however
The last line of the haiku
Will have six syllables
I wish that I didn't have writer's block anymore
granted but now you have to come up with the way this wish is corrupted
i wish i could talk to dogs
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