corrupt a wish

[War Incarnate]

i wish i could talk to dogs

Granted, but the dogs take whatever you say as offensive and proceed to attack you

I wish I could wipe out half of my least favorite pokemon's population

 

[xJoelituh]

I wish I could wipe out half of my least favorite pokemon's population

Granted, but you get twice as bad new Pokemon.

I wish I would not need to sleep ever again.

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but you get twice as bad new Pokemon.

I wish I would not need to sleep ever again.

Granted. However, you now need to excersise 4 hours a day.

I wish Inteleon was viable in OU.

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish Inteleon was viable in OU.

Granted, but you are banned from using Inteleon

I wish Cinderace wasn't a thing

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but its replaced by a fire starter with the same bst as arceus that can't ever be banned from OU.

I wish I could use the now viable Inteleon.

 

[p0ip0le]

Granted, but its replaced by a fire starter with the same bst as arceus that can't ever be banned from OU.

I wish I could use the now viable Inteleon.

granted, only physical set though.

i wish the chimecho line was viable

 

[Gleeboop]

granted, only physical set though.

i wish the chimecho line was viable

Granted, you can't use it.

I wish I could eat pasta right now.

 

[Ehmcee]

Granted, you can't use it.

I wish I could eat pasta right now.

Granted, but any pasta you make will never cook again.

I wish any 50/50 i make is successful.

 

[OM]

Granted, but any pasta you make will never cook again.

I wish any 50/50 i make is successful.

Granted, it's success is geared towards whoever you bet against.

I wish it was a little colder in Canada

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, it's success is geared towards whoever you bet against.

I wish it was a little colder in Canada

Granted. It now rivals Antarctica in temperature.

I wish I had more wishes.

 

[Ehmcee]

Granted. It now rivals Antarctica in temperature.

I wish I had more wishes.

You now get a second wish, but you are now unable to ask for any more wishes.

I wish I was forever 21.

 

[Mega-Pokebattlerz]

You now get a second wish, but you are now unable to ask for any more wishes.

I wish I was forever 21.

Granted, but you'll die in 70 years anyways.

I wish I could change my sex at will.

 

[ShootingStarmie]

Granted, but you'll die in 70 years anyways.

I wish I could change my sex at will.

Granted, but you're deemed a freak of nature and science, and are cruelly treated / tested on as such

I wish my laptop never needed to charge

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish my laptop never needed to charge

Granted, but it will constantly crash on you for no reason and you cannot prevent it

I wish I could make Mega Garchomp faster (and no, you cannot say it loses all stats or say it loses all moves, give me something more creative please)

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but all other megas are removed.

I wish War Incarnate let me do something uncreative.

 

[War Incarnate]

I wish War Incarnate let me do something uncreative.

Granted but this post has run out of original ideas that haven't been used already so you can come up with the negative effects yourself

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted. You have to eat a potato.

I wish I had bacon.

 

[かたわれ時]

Granted. You have to eat a potato.

I wish I had bacon.

Granted. You can only eat bacon for the rest of your life

I wish I could understand literature

 

[Mega-Pokebattlerz]

Granted, but you're deemed a freak of nature and science, and are cruelly treated / tested on as such

Wow, talk about transphobic.

I wish I could understand literature

Granted, but you can only understand literature and are unable to distinguish fiction from reality.

I wish I had a million dollars (real original huh)

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted, but you can't spend that million dollars and are arrested because the money is from your previous bank robberies.

I wish I could tie knots well.

 

[Oglemi]

I wish I could tie knots well.

Granted, but it only works on bdsm gear

I wish I was the avatar master of all 4 elements

 

[War Incarnate]

Granted but the moment you use them you instantly die

I wish I could come up with more original ideas for these posts

 

[Gleeboop]

Granted but the moment you use them you instantly die

I wish I could come up with more original ideas for these posts

Granted, here's a post in between so you can post a more original idea, but you have to draw pickle rick

 

[greenandgrey77]

I wish defensive pokemon were banned too

 

[Akai]

I wish defensive pokemon were banned too

Granted but you can only play defensive pokemon mon for the rest of your life.

I wish to be an onion.