Defeat the purpose

[CoolMan6001]

So basically respond to someone who posts a scenario with a fact that renders it moot. Afterwards you would come up with your own scenario. So like:

"You just found a 2nd Master Ball"

"There's a way to get replenishable Master Balls in the game"

I'll start with:

"You finally beat the game you were playing"

 

[MegaBanette69]

The game was the tutorial

 

[CoolMan6001]

MegaBanette69 said:

The game was the tutorial

My bad I probably should have specified to come up with another one after.

But here's another:
"You get accepted into your dream school"

 

[BP]

CoolMan6001 said:

You get accepted into your dream school"

The school is Hope's Peak Academy

You graduate College

 

[CoolMan6001]

The knowledge you got from college didn't help you in the long run.

You managed to get one of the only 5 of a special product.

 

[War Incarnate]

CoolMan6001 said:

You managed to get one of the only 5 of a special product.

The "special" product is later distributed worldwide.

You find a second Spectrier without trading or hacking.

 

[Sijih]

oops. i thought this thread said "defeat the porpoise"

 

[LordThemberchaud]

It is a galarian rapidash covered in tar.

Gen 4 remakes are released.

 

[Yung Dramps]

it's just platinum hd with no other changes

you find a million dollars on the sidewalk

 

[War Incarnate]

Yung Dramps said:

you find a million dollars on the sidewalk

it's a fake.

you speedrun Minecraft in the lowest amount of time possible.

 

[Yung Dramps]

War Incarnate said:

it's a fake.

you speedrun Minecraft in the lowest amount of time possible.

A human pulls off an obscure strat formerly thought to be TAS-only and beats your record the next day

You find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

 

[Gravity Monkey]

Yung Dramps said:

A human pulls off an obscure strat formerly thought to be TAS-only and beats your record the next day

You find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

In mario kart

You just took crack for the first time

 

[MegaBanette69]

You're dyslexic and it actually says Crackers

You completed the Pokedex and got the shiny charm

 

[War Incarnate]

MegaBanette69 said:

You completed the Pokedex and got the shiny charm

An event comes around, marking the release of that new mythical pokemon everyone's been talking about. Because of the system that that game had where whenever a new pokemon was added into the Pokedex, if you didn't have it already, you'd lose the shiny charm because you didn't actually complete the Pokedex, you had to get it instantly. You didn't, and you lose the shiny charm.

You BM someone in a competitive Pokemon match.

 

[P1cklee]

War Incarnate said:

An event comes around, marking the release of that new mythical pokemon everyone's been talking about. Because of the system that that game had where whenever a new pokemon was added into the Pokedex, if you didn't have it already, you'd lose the shiny charm because you didn't actually complete the Pokedex, you had to get it instantly. You didn't, and you lose the shiny charm.

You BM someone in a competitive Pokemon match.

but it was actually your bowels

 

[CoolMan6001]

You've been awarded a badge on smogon.

 

[Yung Dramps]

CoolMan6001 said:

You've been awarded a badge on smogon.

You've been awarded a badge on smogon.

you inherit jeff bezos' fortune

 

[cookie]

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