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The Well #65 - Finchinator

A pokemon trainer is getting ready for his sanction match in Alola. He walks out of his dressing room and steps into the stadium. The crowd is roaring his name and he silently raises his hand and smirks. He faces his opponent who is waving to the crowd, the trainer thinks he's waving to him and waves back. The other trainer does not notice him. The boy's heart is pumping in excitement when all of a sudden it sank. His opponent has lead with a Magearna, a legendary pokemon! He quickly regains his composure and sends out his Magmortar, for fire beats steel which were their respective typing. "Magmortar use fire spin!" he shouted at the top of his lungs, when his confidence faded. The Magearna was scarf and outsped. It volt-switched into Heatran who absorbed the fire spin thanks to its ability Flash Fire. "Another FUCKING LEGENDARY!" he cried as the Heatran KO'ed the poor Magmortar but our hero while down was not out.. He sent out his best friend, someone who was not legendary in terms of status or power but was to him. "Let's go partner, I choose you, SCEPTILE!" He chuckles thinking he has the upper hand. Even tho Sceptile is a grass type and Heatran a fire steel type, he had a secret tech. The man started dancing and while maintaining eye contact yelled "All-Out Pummeling!" The move hits Heatran and was no less a critical hit but it did not KO the lava dome Pokémon. The boy's heart was shattered and needless to say that poor man was 6-0'ed. As he walked out of the stadium, with his head low he muttered "I would of won if he didn't have legendary Pokémon. My bond with my Pokémon have no equal! Fuck the council and fuck smogon... Wait! The council! I bet if I can personally talk to them I can ask them to ban these unfair Pokémon."

So the boy went on Smogon.com and wrote on an OU councilman's wall. He waited patiently by his computer for minutes into hours into days, until *bing* he got a notification. He was notified that his post was deleted for "waste of time". "A WASTE OF TIME!" he exclaimed. Then another notification appeared, the councilman who's wall the boy posted on started a thread. He click and his heart gave out. "Gen 7 OU is perfect as it is rn and Toxapex will not get a suspect test." The boy clicks x on his computer and goes to bed, defeated. Whispering “why, why, why?” repeatedly as he cries himself to sleep.

Finch you were that councilman, the boy was the average ladder player and the man who 6-0'd him was me. So answer the question, remember that time you haxed me on the ladder, I clicked x on my browser instead of forfeiting and you went on my wall to talk shit?
Must be rough getting by with someone living in your head rent free for so long :bloblul:

Jokes aside, I don't have too much of a recollection of the ladder game from a couple of years back, but I hope there's no bad blood and I am always down to talk about new ideas with you or anyone else, including newer posters. I usually talk with them in PMs after they get their threads locked -- it's just most organized that way and avoids forum clutter/breaking forum rules that pre-date me.

Top 5 Taylor Swift songs?
This is very hard to pick; my list is constantly evolving after all, but as of right now I would say:
  • Long Story Short: Absolutely pleading guilty to recency bias, but it is my favorite song off of Evermore. It shows a lot of evolution from Taylor as both an individual and an artist. Be it through the up-beat, flashy approach to communicating her progression in relationships or the brief history lesson she tells both with the lines and arguably in-between the lines for those following her for a long time like myself.
  • All Too Well: I think this one tops a lot of Swift song rankings, so perhaps not a shocker. I adore her attention to detail here, which is especially relatable as I tend to cling on to specific details of memories that I miss in the aftermath myself. In addition to this, it is the epitome of early 2010s Taylor as a whole.
  • Betty: Again, some recency bias, but I fell in love with this song. I do not care if it is a cheesy story about a teenager cheating on his girlfriend and then realizing he fucked up, leading to him showing up uninvited to a party. It is one of my favorite songs of hers to listen to easily.
  • Back To December: A sad bop, but a bop nonetheless. One of my favorite older Taylor songs. It was one of the first songs from her I could really relate to in my teenage years and I loved it.
  • Better Than Revenge: This one was really catchy and I loved Taylor throwing real shade that caught headlines for the first time I really understood that dynamic. Since then -- and it has been roughly ten years, it has always stuck with me whenever listening to her older albums.
I feel like I have connections to dozens of her songs and all of these can easily be argued, but I know I love these 5 at least.

What’s your words-per-minute rate?
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-- used to be a bit higher during college, too.

Favorite late night tv host of all time?
Colbert probably, but it's close.

funniest interaction with a ps random that recognized you
I had one guy notice it was me mid-ladder battle (probably because of my custom avatar as I was on an alt) and proceed to flame me for "enabling stall by banning all the fun Pokemon" over the course of a ~100 line rant that spanned 10-15 minutes as he dragged out the battle. He was foreign, too, which is totally fine, but he did the whole thing in very broken English, which made it pretty hilarious. I have been looking for the replay or the logs for the last 10-15 minutes, but no luck in finding them unfortunately.

I've had a handful of similar interactions where people really just attack me down to the core because I have banned their favorite Pokemon over the years. It is amusing how quick some people are to hate, especially when you have never interacted with them previously.

funniest story from when you were a 13 year old baseball team executive or whatever the job description was (as in, best lie you told people about it)
Fwiw, I was a 22 year old baseball player in college studying accounting. I went from 22 to 24 after a while because I realized that I forgot to age myself to 23, too. Anyway, there was a time when I was driving home with my parents from my grandparent's house and meeps wanted to know if I could hop on PO. I VMd him saying I was driving home, as if it was me driving.

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Seeing as I was actually 14, I was obviously not driving. However, seeing as driving while responding to a Pokemon forum VM is not exactly legal or smart, that was also quite bad. Not sure how so many people did not catch on, but it came out soon thereafter tbh.

most heated ou council discussion you ever witnessed/participated in
Probably late last generation as to if we were to have another suspect or not in the last months. I and a few others wanted to discuss Kartana and Mega Mawile whereas ABR and some others were less motivated to have a suspect. Never really came to a full agreement there unfortunately. BW Council has probably had even more heated debates though.

funniest story from a team tour chat that didn't see the light of day for the masses
I leave an invite link to my discord server in the description of YouTube videos. It seems one night I accidentally left an invite link to my Snake chat, so...

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oops....I woke up 30 mins later when Bouff called me over snapchat and I frantically fixed it before any damage was done, thankfully...

what does your day look like after you get eliminated from smogon tour playoffs/spl, snake or wcop playoffs (or assuming you played very late in the day, what does the next day look like)
Normally I just grind away on the ladder or doing something IRL until I'm past it. I tend to be upset for 30 mins or an hour and then I am able to mostly move on. It may linger in the back of my head for a bit, but you gain nothing by just sulking forever, so I tend to let it all get out in one sad sitting and then move on.

Have you met anyone from PS/Smogon in real life? Who were they and how was it?
Star, BKC, PDC, Marcop, TDK, Sabella, bro fist, rozes, ABR, briefly Jirachee, meeps, Rare Poison, and Kingler I have met off the top of my head. They are all great people and it was a pleasure meeting them all. Gonna leave it at that because giving details/specifics on them is not really something I wish to disclose -- privacy reasons and all. I plan on meeting a couple of others who live in my state now once the pandemic ends, too. May be forgetting a couple of people as well, so if you're seeing this and I did not list you, MB

Please may we get a viability rankings for different chicken wing flavours?
No, but maybe I should make a thread on it. This would take hours of dedication and I would need input from many others.

Which sports are you into? To what extent are you into them? Are there any that you would like to start spectating/participating in?
Baseball, football, basketball, and hockey mainly. I follow the first two very closely to the extent that I am a dedicated fan. More casual with basketball/hockey, but still follow decently. Nothing new is really needed though, I am content with where I am at.

Would you fuck a ghost?
Hard pass

Do you have a personal catch phrase? If so, is it "wow, that's cool like the other side of the pillow"?
Just a simple "." followed by hours of intense malding when anything does not go my way. Not exactly a phrase, but it's very much my personal pattern of behavior.

What is your favorite color?
Green!

Hello Finch 1 nat or.

If it hasn't been asked:

* Favorite (and not so favorite) things about YouTube recording?
* Favorite techs or mons throughout some generations (esp BW2). NU too if you can - gotta give both tiers love.
* Overall would you approve of Gamefreak continuing this approach with mons in future generation. Why or why not?
Hard to say. I dislike how much attention to detail and production there is. I just want to make content and provide it. However, I quite like how easy it is to reach out to and positively impact countless individuals. I feel like I am positively impacting the next generation of players -- it is amazing and I am honored tbh.

Gems are amazing in BW -- Fighting Gem LandoT, Water Gem Keldeo, and Dragon Gem Latios/Garchomp are great examples. As for NU, I was the first dude to use Hex Rotom during generation 6, so gonna roll with that one.

Nah, DLCs stink. They ruin the tiering process, they are a huge money grab, and I just want to play with every single Pokemon ASAP personally. Not huge on it at all.

Hey Finch! I don't have a question, I'm just passing by to say hello. Merry Christmas ❤
Hope you had a great Christmas, thanks so much and I miss you!!!

Nadolig Llawen, Finch!

Do you believe in RBY Fire Blast Tauros?
I do, but not on every single team.

earlier i asked what the greatest game you won through hax was. it wasn't a clear question, and you are a very noble person for assuming that i was asking about you winning in spite of hax. what i actually meant was: what's the hardest you've ever haxxed someone in a tournament match?
Ah ok, this'll do here then!

opinion on jersey mike's subs?
Meh, I don't love subs, but they do not stand out as poor, so probably fine.

Merry Christmas!
Hope you had a great Christmas, thank you!

how much do you tip your jimmy johns driver
I haven't had Jimmy John's in forever, but 15-17% probably. If its a smaller order, I will round to a higher dollar above 15% usually.

What're your top 3 from evermore?
Long Story Short, Marjorie, and either WIllow or Champagne Problems. The 3-6 slots have been rotating a ton over the last week for me though, so subject to major change.

Were you surprised about Landorus-I and Genesect being banned four times in a row?
Not really, no.

why has smogon never banned toxapex :psyangry::psyangry::psyangry::psyangry::psyangry::psyangry::psyangry: smogom is evil
You're right, fuck Smogon!!!

lmk if anyone else has questions, sorry these took a day longer to get to and I hope everyone has had great holidays!
 
does your status as a celebrity concern you with regard to our greater societies obsession with celebrity culture?

do you feel a responsibility to protect your brand knowing that the image of you is far greater than you as an individual?
 
when are the Yankees going to re-sign LeMahieu??

best bagel to have an egg sandwich on?

which B99 character do you most identify with?

favorite all-time athlete?

where was the best pizza that you've ever had from?

why does Jersey smell so bad?
 
What are some good habits / behaviors you’ve picked up from Smogon over the years? Are the majority of your irl friends from Smogon or not Smogon?
The importance of communication is a big thing I have learned on Smogon tbh. Being able to talk with people about different contributions or even teammates in tournaments has been huge. I am one of the most verbal people and comfortable with communicating with anyone, so naturally it makes me one of the biggest names and most influential users. Growing in this regard has been one of my favorite things and translated to IRL, too.

Nah lol I only have 1-2 people I'd say are true IRL friends that are from Smogon. A vast majority of my IRL friends are not from Smogon.

do you think you could beat bkc in a fist fight?
Only one way to find out (no, dude is way too tall even for me).

does your status as a celebrity concern you with regard to our greater societies obsession with celebrity culture?
"Celebrity" is a new one, but if you want a serious answer to the actual question, I think a lot of people have healthy followings of celebrities and those who invest themselves too much in the happenings of celebrities are likely doing so because they do not have enough going on in their own lives. One should always focus predominantly on themselves before looking elsewhere (at least at the age of most Smogon users).

do you feel a responsibility to protect your brand knowing that the image of you is far greater than you as an individual?
Not entirely sure what you mean by this, but I do feel a need to protect the "Finchinator" brand. Why else would I constantly try to cover my ass after getting unlucky in a children's game? Gotta let them know I should have won, of course.

when are the Yankees going to re-sign LeMahieu??
Late January is my current guess. I think any rumors about the Blue Jays are bogus, but DJ's camp is playing it smart to secure the best bag.

best bagel to have an egg sandwich on?
I actually dislike egg sandwiches tbh. I normally go plain bagel every morning I have work, sometimes with butter if I have a few spare minutes in the AM.

which B99 character do you most identify with?
Amy would be the single closest, but I actually spent some time thinking about this and there are absolutely aspects of both Jake and Gina that fit.

favorite all-time athlete?
Jeter is the real answer. I was a huge fan of his; I even was Jeter for Halloween 9 years in a row as a child. However, the older I get, the more I appreciate Ken Griffey Jr. and LeBron James.

where was the best pizza that you've ever had from?
Tony D's Pizza in Caldwell, NJ. Don't go very often as it is not super close to where I am, but the few times I have had, it has been great. Honorable mention to a place called Anneballa's which is a bit more local to me and a ton of different pizza places on Long Island.

why does Jersey smell so bad?
I wish I knew.

Not sure if somebody already asked, but what is your least favorite Pokémon and why?
Either Alakazam for costing me a Smogon Tour trophy or Amoonguss for being an ugly motherfuck.

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This has been a lot of fun; thanks to everyone who asked questions and thanks to the people who voted for me. If there are any others, I can get to them tomorrow night, but not sure when the next well starts and do not want to interrupt. Hope everyone has a happy New Year and stays safe!
 
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