Help with roid rage

[TheDraugr]

My hemorrhoids are pissing me off and preparation H isn't working, please help me guys

 

[Mace]

ye I dont know why you think a "tractor" "beam" would help your hemorrhoids, Scotty.

 

[earl]

My hemorrhoids are pissing me off and preparation H isn't working, please help me guys

You just gotta power thru pump that fiber bossman it gets better

 

[cookie]

have you tried preparations A through G

 

[TheDraugr]

have you tried preparations A through G

Yes! I prepared my 'A' and Preparation 'D' made them worse. The others had no effect ;(

 

[phoopes]

this is actually a reference to my username

preparation h, oops!

 

[TheDraugr]

this is actually a reference to my username

preparation h, oops!

so hemorrhoids are your specialty? How much do you charge for rubber band ligation?