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OU Room discussing the IRL power of Hydro Pump :0
[06:40:51] ProteanDragapult: no
[06:40:55] ProteanDragapult: hydro pump isnt very strong
[06:40:57] ProteanDragapult: dex entries are bs
[06:40:59] breakthru89: yes it is bro
[06:40:59] godlywalrus: water pressure can cut steel in half
[06:41:00] zapthotz: on what planet
[06:41:03] zapthotz: isnt hydro pump very strong
[06:41:04] godlywalrus: we would get
[06:41:05] godlywalrus: fucked
[06:41:12] zapthotz: gyarados blew down a building in the anime with a hydro pump
[06:41:12] ProteanDragapult: hydro pump is only 20 bp more than surf
[06:41:14] Ian_Yo: we wouldnt resist water we just can survive some water attacks
[06:41:17] ProteanDragapult: surf is literally just a wave
[06:40:51] ProteanDragapult: no
[06:40:55] ProteanDragapult: hydro pump isnt very strong
[06:40:57] ProteanDragapult: dex entries are bs
[06:40:59] breakthru89: yes it is bro
[06:40:59] godlywalrus: water pressure can cut steel in half
[06:41:00] zapthotz: on what planet
[06:41:03] zapthotz: isnt hydro pump very strong
[06:41:04] godlywalrus: we would get
[06:41:05] godlywalrus: fucked
[06:41:12] zapthotz: gyarados blew down a building in the anime with a hydro pump
[06:41:12] ProteanDragapult: hydro pump is only 20 bp more than surf
[06:41:14] Ian_Yo: we wouldnt resist water we just can survive some water attacks
[06:41:17] ProteanDragapult: surf is literally just a wave
On the subject of drafting Mealnie uwu for UUFPL:
[17:29] faded love☭: all good players have uwu in their name
[17:29] +Plague von Karma: ^^^
[17:29] +Plague von Karma: this is a fact
[17:29] +itsjustdrew: faded love wheres your uwu
[17:29] +Mionda: he said good
[17:29] +itsjustdrew: murdered
[17:29] faded love☭: all good players have uwu in their name
[17:29] +Plague von Karma: ^^^
[17:29] +Plague von Karma: this is a fact
[17:29] +itsjustdrew: faded love wheres your uwu
[17:29] +Mionda: he said good
[17:29] +itsjustdrew: murdered
I spent a while getting as many responses to the infamous question "if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why?" and here are the responses, all gathered in 1v1.
More have been added as of April 12, 2021
[08:09:11] #Felucia: I'm sweet chilli sauce and nothing you say can change that
[08:41:17] Turbo Drif ♥: Mubs if you were a sauce what sauce would you be?
[08:41:19] @*Mubs: Tomato
[08:43:23] ThatOneFork: hey turbo what sauce did you say you were
[08:43:29] Turbo Drif ♥: marianana
[08:44:00] ThatOneFork: hey theshadowclaw what sauce would you be if you were one
[08:44:41] %theshadowclaw: let me think
[08:44:48] %theshadowclaw: i would be garlic sauce
[10:29:17] %theshadowclaw: because its delicious
[09:29:18] ThatOneSpork: sopartman fakepart
[09:29:18] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[09:29:41] %FakePart: Pesto
[09:29:45] %FakePart: Or alfredo
[14:59:11] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce what sauce would you be and why
[14:59:16] +PartMan: Cheese
[14:59:19] +PartMan: Or pesto
[12:05:25] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce what sauce would you be?
[12:05:33] #rosa: honey mustard
[12:07:49] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce what sauce would you be
[12:08:24] %LRXC ✔: is horseradish a sauce
[12:08:29] ThatOneSpork: i can accept it, yes
[12:08:36] %LRXC ✔: aight id be horseradish so nobody eats me
[08:31:05] @*Blazikin: id prolly be somehting soy sauce based with vinegar or lemon
[08:31:09] @*Blazikin: love those saucves
[15:17:19] ThatOneFork: hey question nolenot
[15:17:28] ThatOneFork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[15:17:42] nolenot: clam chowder
[17:52:24] YungErD⍟: I'd be lemon pepper rub
[17:52:18] @*smely socks ❤: i dont really like sauce
[17:53:28] ThatOneSpork: why don't you like sauces?
[17:53:42] @*smely socks ❤: idk i dont like a lot of foods
[18:49:01] ThatOneSpork: oh akuma if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[18:50:16] %AKUMAJOU ⚠: id probably be tabasco sauce
[18:50:23] %AKUMAJOU ⚠: cuz im spicy but underwhelming
[18:50:32] ThatOneSpork: i love that
[09:39:53] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[09:40:27] +Krytocon☆彡: uh
[09:40:28] +Krytocon☆彡: hm
[09:40:44] +Krytocon☆彡: a sauce? probably sweet chilli or smth bc its nice
[15:41:35] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce what sauce would you be and why
[15:42:00] +mAgIcArPe_lvl100: Hm
[15:42:45] +mAgIcArPe_lvl100: prob some french sauce cause I'm french
[15:43:58] +mAgIcArPe_lvl100: béarnaise prob
[12:47:35] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[12:47:52] +lei: like a condiment or a sauce
[12:48:04] ThatOneSpork: i will accept any answer
[12:48:11] ThatOneSpork: i have excepted cheese as an answer
[12:48:25] adam0007: cheese
[12:48:25] ThatOneSpork: and clam chowder
[12:48:42] +lei: probably maple syrup
[12:48:55] ThatOneSpork: *accepted
[13:06:07] ThatOneSpork: hey question bilbooo. if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why?
[13:06:29] 1 EAST: I'd be lamb sauce
[13:06:33] 1 EAST: you fucking donkey
[13:06:42] bilbooo: id be bearnaise I think
[13:09:39] ThatOneSpork: i would say i am honey mustard like rosa, it's my favorite sauce. it is also pretty nice and sweet, but not many people like it for some reason.
19:13:41] ThatOneSpork: question: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why?
[19:14:04] +Waylaid: I'm personally a fan of mustard but I wouldn't want to have that bias affect me
[19:14:28] ThatOneSpork: well, I will take any answer and any reason why
[19:14:47] +Waylaid: maybe like mayonaise? it's fun to say and works well with others
[19:14:57] ThatOneSpork: ooh cool
[19:15:15] +Waylaid: I'm not a huge fan of mayo itself but I like it when it makes up other sauces
[07:55:47] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why?
[07:56:19] ltchy ♤ ~~: I would be a syrup because I'm not the first one people think of, but I'm super sweet
[07:56:22] ltchy ♤ ~~: >_<
[07:56:45] ThatOneSpork: hey cool you had almost the same answer as lei
[14:24:23] ThatOneSpork: and 2. if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[14:25:19] +ango: also mustard because it's my favorite, very nice balance of the sauces I'd say
[07:40:18] ThatOneFork: question vrji
[07:40:28] @*Vrji: answer ThatOneFork
[07:40:29] ThatOneFork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why?
[07:40:35] @*Vrji: potato sauce
[07:40:38] @*Vrji: because potato
[19:07:54] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why?
[19:07:57] &Ransei: uh
[19:08:11] &Ransei: hmm
[19:08:18] &Ransei: what sauce would you put on ground beef?
[19:08:29] ThatOneSpork: erll it depends
[19:08:32] ThatOneSpork: taco sauce?
[19:08:35] ThatOneSpork: *well it
[19:08:38] &Ransei: then i guess i'm taco sauce
[08:41:17] Turbo Drif ♥: Mubs if you were a sauce what sauce would you be?
[08:41:19] @*Mubs: Tomato
[08:43:23] ThatOneFork: hey turbo what sauce did you say you were
[08:43:29] Turbo Drif ♥: marianana
[08:44:00] ThatOneFork: hey theshadowclaw what sauce would you be if you were one
[08:44:41] %theshadowclaw: let me think
[08:44:48] %theshadowclaw: i would be garlic sauce
[10:29:17] %theshadowclaw: because its delicious
[09:29:18] ThatOneSpork: so
[09:29:18] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[09:29:41] %FakePart: Pesto
[09:29:45] %FakePart: Or alfredo
[14:59:11] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce what sauce would you be and why
[14:59:16] +PartMan: Cheese
[14:59:19] +PartMan: Or pesto
[12:05:25] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce what sauce would you be?
[12:05:33] #rosa: honey mustard
[12:07:49] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce what sauce would you be
[12:08:24] %LRXC ✔: is horseradish a sauce
[12:08:29] ThatOneSpork: i can accept it, yes
[12:08:36] %LRXC ✔: aight id be horseradish so nobody eats me
[08:31:05] @*Blazikin: id prolly be somehting soy sauce based with vinegar or lemon
[08:31:09] @*Blazikin: love those saucves
[15:17:19] ThatOneFork: hey question nolenot
[15:17:28] ThatOneFork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[15:17:42] nolenot: clam chowder
[17:52:24] YungErD⍟: I'd be lemon pepper rub
[17:52:18] @*smely socks ❤: i dont really like sauce
[17:53:28] ThatOneSpork: why don't you like sauces?
[17:53:42] @*smely socks ❤: idk i dont like a lot of foods
[18:49:01] ThatOneSpork: oh akuma if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[18:50:16] %AKUMAJOU ⚠: id probably be tabasco sauce
[18:50:23] %AKUMAJOU ⚠: cuz im spicy but underwhelming
[18:50:32] ThatOneSpork: i love that
[09:39:53] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[09:40:27] +Krytocon☆彡: uh
[09:40:28] +Krytocon☆彡: hm
[09:40:44] +Krytocon☆彡: a sauce? probably sweet chilli or smth bc its nice
[15:41:35] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce what sauce would you be and why
[15:42:00] +mAgIcArPe_lvl100: Hm
[15:42:45] +mAgIcArPe_lvl100: prob some french sauce cause I'm french
[15:43:58] +mAgIcArPe_lvl100: béarnaise prob
[12:47:35] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[12:47:52] +lei: like a condiment or a sauce
[12:48:04] ThatOneSpork: i will accept any answer
[12:48:11] ThatOneSpork: i have excepted cheese as an answer
[12:48:25] adam0007: cheese
[12:48:25] ThatOneSpork: and clam chowder
[12:48:42] +lei: probably maple syrup
[12:48:55] ThatOneSpork: *accepted
[13:06:07] ThatOneSpork: hey question bilbooo. if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why?
[13:06:29] 1 EAST: I'd be lamb sauce
[13:06:33] 1 EAST: you fucking donkey
[13:06:42] bilbooo: id be bearnaise I think
[13:09:39] ThatOneSpork: i would say i am honey mustard like rosa, it's my favorite sauce. it is also pretty nice and sweet, but not many people like it for some reason.
19:13:41] ThatOneSpork: question: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why?
[19:14:04] +Waylaid: I'm personally a fan of mustard but I wouldn't want to have that bias affect me
[19:14:28] ThatOneSpork: well, I will take any answer and any reason why
[19:14:47] +Waylaid: maybe like mayonaise? it's fun to say and works well with others
[19:14:57] ThatOneSpork: ooh cool
[19:15:15] +Waylaid: I'm not a huge fan of mayo itself but I like it when it makes up other sauces
[07:55:47] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why?
[07:56:19] ltchy ♤ ~~: I would be a syrup because I'm not the first one people think of, but I'm super sweet
[07:56:22] ltchy ♤ ~~: >_<
[07:56:45] ThatOneSpork: hey cool you had almost the same answer as lei
[14:24:23] ThatOneSpork: and 2. if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why
[14:25:19] +ango: also mustard because it's my favorite, very nice balance of the sauces I'd say
[07:40:18] ThatOneFork: question vrji
[07:40:28] @*Vrji: answer ThatOneFork
[07:40:29] ThatOneFork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why?
[07:40:35] @*Vrji: potato sauce
[07:40:38] @*Vrji: because potato
[19:07:54] ThatOneSpork: if you were a sauce, what sauce would you be and why?
[19:07:57] &Ransei: uh
[19:08:11] &Ransei: hmm
[19:08:18] &Ransei: what sauce would you put on ground beef?
[19:08:29] ThatOneSpork: erll it depends
[19:08:32] ThatOneSpork: taco sauce?
[19:08:35] ThatOneSpork: *well it
[19:08:38] &Ransei: then i guess i'm taco sauce
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[09:38:11] adam3560: every day I cry because I have no sinnoh underground in my life
[08:21:05] ThatOneSpork: hello there
[08:21:05] *Suspect Philosophy: General Kenobi!
[08:21:14] ThatOneSpork: yess
[08:22:03] thepitcher567: you are a uold one
[08:22:05] thepitcher567: bole
[08:22:11] thepitcher567: bold
[08:22:39] ThatOneSpork: kill him!
[09:38:11] adam3560: every day I cry because I have no sinnoh underground in my life
[08:21:05] ThatOneSpork: hello there
[08:21:05] *Suspect Philosophy: General Kenobi!
[08:21:14] ThatOneSpork: yess
[08:22:03] thepitcher567: you are a uold one
[08:22:05] thepitcher567: bole
[08:22:11] thepitcher567: bold
[08:22:39] ThatOneSpork: kill him!
(wee hours links a fake game for spl final game confLLct vs abr)
[02:55:45] +WEE Hours: http://smogtours.psim.us/battle-gen2ou-551817
[02:55:53] +WEE Hours: spl finals last game
[02:55:56] +WEE Hours: (probably)
[02:56:12] +WEE Hours: nvm
[02:57:01] +WEE Hours: dont click that
[02:57:05] +WEE Hours: it was a ruse.
[03:01:45] @ ISZA: Abr getting tossed
[03:01:47] @ ISZA: Ngl
[03:01:50] @steeeelium: wait
[03:01:58] @steeeelium: is a gsc game deciding spl
[03:02:00] @steeeelium: LOL
[03:02:03] +WEE Hours: yes
[03:02:05] +WEE Hours: i mean tbf
[03:02:07] @steeeelium: LOOOL
[03:02:07] +WEE Hours: gsc is a good tier
[03:02:15] +WEE Hours: as long as its not rby or dpp
[03:10:11] @ ISZA: Bri
[03:10:23] @ ISZA: Abr always brings bullshit
[03:10:24] @ ISZA: Wtf
[03:11:52] +WEE Hours: wdym
[03:17:12] @ ISZA: Wee hours were we watching the same game
[03:17:15] @ ISZA: He brought dnight
[03:17:18] +WEE Hours: that's
[03:17:21] +WEE Hours: not a real game
[03:17:22] +WEE Hours: fake
[03:17:25] @ ISZA: ..
[03:17:26] @ Chaitanya: LOL..
[03:17:27] +WEE Hours: its fake
[03:17:28] @ ISZA: What?
[03:17:30] +WEE Hours: ..
[03:17:31] @ ISZA: Bro
[03:17:31] +WEE Hours: look at
[03:17:32] @ ISZA: Ight
[03:17:33] +WEE Hours: conflict's username
[03:17:35] @ Floss: LOL
[03:17:35] @ Chaitanya: that wasn't abr LMAO
[03:17:39] +WEE Hours: its ConflIct
[03:17:45] @ Avarice: LOL
[03:17:46] +WEE Hours: its ConfIlct
[03:17:50] @ ISZA: Yea i hate
[03:17:51] +WEE Hours: its ConfIi**ct
[03:17:51] @ Floss: how long were u watching that for
[03:17:52] @ Floss: btw
[03:17:52] @I SZA: Everyine
[03:17:53] +WEE Hours: afasdkfn
[03:17:54] @ Floss: LOLOL
[03:17:55] +WEE Hours: wait
[03:17:56] +WEE Hours: BRO
[03:17:56] @ ISZA: I was watching that for
[03:17:56] @ Chaitanya: LMAOAOAOOAOA
[03:17:58] +WEE Hours: HE WAS WATCHING IT
[03:18:00] @ ISZA: Like an gour
[03:18:01] @ ISZA: Hour
[03:18:03] @ Floss: LOOOOOOOOL
[03:18:04] @ ISZA: At work
[03:18:05] +WEE Hours: RAFAELRGNKENLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[03:18:08] @ Chaitanya: LOOOOOL
[03:18:24] +WEE Hours: bro
[03:18:26] +WEE Hours: who gave that to u
[03:18:28] +WEE Hours: cause
[03:18:31] +WEE Hours: whoever did that is an asshole
[03:18:37] +WEE Hours: i noticed something was up after no one in stours lobby
[03:18:40] +WEE Hours: was talking about it
[03:18:40] @ Floss: kaiser was watching the
[03:18:42] @ Maki: LOLOLOL
[03:18:42] @ Floss: fake game
[03:18:43] @ Floss: for an hour
[03:18:44] @ Maki: LMFAOOO
[03:18:44] @ Floss: LOL
[02:55:53] +WEE Hours: spl finals last game
[02:55:56] +WEE Hours: (probably)
[02:56:12] +WEE Hours: nvm
[02:57:01] +WEE Hours: dont click that
[02:57:05] +WEE Hours: it was a ruse.
[03:01:45] @ ISZA: Abr getting tossed
[03:01:47] @ ISZA: Ngl
[03:01:50] @steeeelium: wait
[03:01:58] @steeeelium: is a gsc game deciding spl
[03:02:00] @steeeelium: LOL
[03:02:03] +WEE Hours: yes
[03:02:05] +WEE Hours: i mean tbf
[03:02:07] @steeeelium: LOOOL
[03:02:07] +WEE Hours: gsc is a good tier
[03:02:15] +WEE Hours: as long as its not rby or dpp
[03:10:11] @ ISZA: Bri
[03:10:23] @ ISZA: Abr always brings bullshit
[03:10:24] @ ISZA: Wtf
[03:11:52] +WEE Hours: wdym
[03:17:12] @ ISZA: Wee hours were we watching the same game
[03:17:15] @ ISZA: He brought dnight
[03:17:18] +WEE Hours: that's
[03:17:21] +WEE Hours: not a real game
[03:17:22] +WEE Hours: fake
[03:17:25] @ ISZA: ..
[03:17:26] @ Chaitanya: LOL..
[03:17:27] +WEE Hours: its fake
[03:17:28] @ ISZA: What?
[03:17:30] +WEE Hours: ..
[03:17:31] @ ISZA: Bro
[03:17:31] +WEE Hours: look at
[03:17:32] @ ISZA: Ight
[03:17:33] +WEE Hours: conflict's username
[03:17:35] @ Floss: LOL
[03:17:35] @ Chaitanya: that wasn't abr LMAO
[03:17:39] +WEE Hours: its ConflIct
[03:17:45] @ Avarice: LOL
[03:17:46] +WEE Hours: its ConfIlct
[03:17:50] @ ISZA: Yea i hate
[03:17:51] +WEE Hours: its ConfIi**ct
[03:17:51] @ Floss: how long were u watching that for
[03:17:52] @ Floss: btw
[03:17:52] @I SZA: Everyine
[03:17:53] +WEE Hours: afasdkfn
[03:17:54] @ Floss: LOLOL
[03:17:55] +WEE Hours: wait
[03:17:56] +WEE Hours: BRO
[03:17:56] @ ISZA: I was watching that for
[03:17:56] @ Chaitanya: LMAOAOAOOAOA
[03:17:58] +WEE Hours: HE WAS WATCHING IT
[03:18:00] @ ISZA: Like an gour
[03:18:01] @ ISZA: Hour
[03:18:03] @ Floss: LOOOOOOOOL
[03:18:04] @ ISZA: At work
[03:18:05] +WEE Hours: RAFAELRGNKENLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[03:18:08] @ Chaitanya: LOOOOOL
[03:18:24] +WEE Hours: bro
[03:18:26] +WEE Hours: who gave that to u
[03:18:28] +WEE Hours: cause
[03:18:31] +WEE Hours: whoever did that is an asshole
[03:18:37] +WEE Hours: i noticed something was up after no one in stours lobby
[03:18:40] +WEE Hours: was talking about it
[03:18:40] @ Floss: kaiser was watching the
[03:18:42] @ Maki: LOLOLOL
[03:18:42] @ Floss: fake game
[03:18:43] @ Floss: for an hour
[03:18:44] @ Maki: LMFAOOO
[03:18:44] @ Floss: LOL
[09:38:11] adam3560: every day I cry because I have no sinnoh underground in my life
[20:08:25] Coach Kiru: how do i stop myself from getting to 1500s
[20:08:34] +Plague von Karma: by losing
[20:08:34] +Plague von Karma: by losing
lmao
idk city they've kinda got a point !!! :fist:..............
-jokerman (former)
-jokerman (former)
[23:01:57] Pideous: u don't want to get into this debate with atem lol, logic will not prevail
[23:02:07] +logic: i will prevail
[23:02:07] +logic: i will prevail
Context: Free for all.
Hitmontop used Helping Hand!
Hitmontop is ready to help the opposing Mienshao!
The opposing Regigigas used Protect!
The opposing Regigigas protected itself!
The opposing Mienshao used Close Combat!
(Hitmontop lost 84% of its health!)
The opposing Mienshao's Defense fell!
The opposing Mienshao's Sp. Def fell!
The opposing Mienshao lost some of its HP!
Hitmontop fainted!
Hitmontop used Helping Hand!
Hitmontop is ready to help the opposing Mienshao!
The opposing Regigigas used Protect!
The opposing Regigigas protected itself!
The opposing Mienshao used Close Combat!
(Hitmontop lost 84% of its health!)
The opposing Mienshao's Defense fell!
The opposing Mienshao's Sp. Def fell!
The opposing Mienshao lost some of its HP!
Hitmontop fainted!
yooooooo i was the beware in this
Posted April 7th, 2021
Posted March 28th, 2021
What has this world come to.