Post Cereal Posting Cafe - Now Hiring

[zorbees]

Welcome to the Post Cereal Posting Cafe!

Here is today's cereal menu:

We're also serving up fresh posts today, you mention the ingredients you want in your post and we'll put them together in a delightfully tasty way.

In honor of our grand opening, we will also be doing a lottery drawing for our first 100 posts. To enter, just post in this thread. After we reach 100, we will conduct a random draw to determine the winners. Top prize is exclusive preview access to our next cafe location. Second prize is a free post with any 3 ingredients. Third prize is the coveted Haha react from yours truly.

 

[xzern]

first

 

[zorbees]

first

sir you must order something if you wish to stay in the cafe

 

[TheReturnerOfJuly]

can i have the le epic danimal of sadness and disgust


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand baby tears mixed in with my bootleg rice chex

 

[かたわれ時]

I like granola

 

[Fusion Flare]

Hello, may I have one

loading comedy smogoff phrase...

deleted smogoff thread? That phoopes deleted? haha get it because the old smogoff is gone because phoopes is a big dum dum haha cmon laugh its a funny joke amirite? what, i’ve said this 20,000 times? nah its still funny phoopes bad old smogoff good

 

[Snessy!]

I would like some grand dad pebbles.

normal horse

 

[DiscoDucky]

Tag urself im g r a p e n u t s

 

[LordThemberchaud]

To properly crusade, you need to eat healthy. As I do not know what all of these cereals are, could you tell me which one is healthiest please?

 

[TheReturnerOfJuly]

To properly crusade, you need to eat healthy. As I do not know what all of these cereals are, could you tell me which one is healthiest please?

I would suggest oreo o's, extra heart clogging becuz if you have enough fat sword cant hit through

step 1: fat stops stuff

step 2: we can get fat from food

step 3: eat oreo o's

step 4: become invincible on the battlefield

 

[zorbees]

Sorry, we're going to have to temporarily close. It appears that an earthquake just happened, it took out all of our neighbors but somehow we stayed intact. Nonetheless, we'd like to help rebuild the community. We are sorry if you ordered something, we will not be able to fill your order at this time. While we are closed to the outside though, we will be taking applications for additional servers. To apply, post your username, your time zone, and a funny image with no text. If your image is not at least a 9/10, you will not be hired.