Let's walk through a scenario.
You are me, and you are logging into Smogon after a full 4 hours of sleep. But what do you see when your shitty WiFi finally decides to work? Notifications about reacts.
"Oh but why don't you just turn off react notifications user nameiguess/albatross?" Because fuck you that's why, I don't want to navigate through the preferences menu that place is a fucking war zone.
I'm sick and tired of people liking my posts. My posts are neither funny, creative or original, and yet you mouth breathing schmucks keep reacting to them. Fucking simps, I swear.
But I have a plan to stop everyone from reacting to my posts. My own infraction system, based on how many posts a given user likes/reacts on.
How're you feeling after reading that? Spooked? Scared? Like you're never gonna react to one of my posts again? Yeah you better. But there are some unfortunates out there who don't know how to follow the rules, and for them I have created The Shit List, where you can see who has the most reacts on my posts, so you can avoid them and never talk to them again.
Anyways in conclusion thank you and goodnight
Edit: Just to clarify, reacts will be counted from when this thread went live and include posts from other threads
You are me, and you are logging into Smogon after a full 4 hours of sleep. But what do you see when your shitty WiFi finally decides to work? Notifications about reacts.
"Oh but why don't you just turn off react notifications user nameiguess/albatross?" Because fuck you that's why, I don't want to navigate through the preferences menu that place is a fucking war zone.
I'm sick and tired of people liking my posts. My posts are neither funny, creative or original, and yet you mouth breathing schmucks keep reacting to them. Fucking simps, I swear.
But I have a plan to stop everyone from reacting to my posts. My own infraction system, based on how many posts a given user likes/reacts on.
On the Shit List.
A minor infraction, but you cuckholds best believe I'll be watching you closely if you're on The Shit List.
Making sure you aren't dirtying my notifications with reacts. You'll serve your time and then you'll be allowed off if you're good.
Total Clefairy and Snessy are already on here, as punishment for being 50% of my reacts. The Shit List can be found below.
A minor infraction, but you cuckholds best believe I'll be watching you closely if you're on The Shit List.
Making sure you aren't dirtying my notifications with reacts. You'll serve your time and then you'll be allowed off if you're good.
Total Clefairy and Snessy are already on here, as punishment for being 50% of my reacts. The Shit List can be found below.
A Post on your Profile
See example below:
You will be given a highly insulting message from yours truly,
which will degrade your self esteem and damage your reputation beyond belief.
But if that's not enough to stop you from your degeneracy, then at 7 likes you will get:
See example below:
You will be given a highly insulting message from yours truly,
which will degrade your self esteem and damage your reputation beyond belief.
But if that's not enough to stop you from your degeneracy, then at 7 likes you will get:
A Rude and Insulting Drawing
Yeah you've really done it now tough guy. You think you're so smart, enjoying my content and liking my posts?
Well think again bucko, because you'll be getting a Rude and Insulting Drawing of you posted right here
on this very thread. Example below:
Yeah I bet you're fucking shaking now aren't you you little worm.
Still feeling like reacting to my posts? If you do, not only are you probably a virgin, but you'll also get a taste of:
Yeah you've really done it now tough guy. You think you're so smart, enjoying my content and liking my posts?
Well think again bucko, because you'll be getting a Rude and Insulting Drawing of you posted right here
on this very thread. Example below:
Still feeling like reacting to my posts? If you do, not only are you probably a virgin, but you'll also get a taste of:
My Foot, in Your Face
If you are a disgusting maggot and have crawled your way up to here,
then get ready for a boot to your face. Of course I can't actually kick you in the face,
because we're both on the internet, but what I can do is write your
name on a piece of paper and step on it. No example photos here
because I don't want to step on my own piece of paper,
but I will send a picture of me doing it to this thread
If you are a disgusting maggot and have crawled your way up to here,
then get ready for a boot to your face. Of course I can't actually kick you in the face,
because we're both on the internet, but what I can do is write your
name on a piece of paper and step on it. No example photos here
because I don't want to step on my own piece of paper,
but I will send a picture of me doing it to this thread
So you're still playing games with me huh? Still liking my posts are you
you little piss goblin? Well you're in for it now fella. If you're criminal scum and decide to give
me 15 likes on my post then God help You.
I will pm you one (1) threatening image of one of my cats, Bungee or Luna.
You do not get to decide which one you get
You will see their bones
This is the penultimate punishment
you little piss goblin? Well you're in for it now fella. If you're criminal scum and decide to give
me 15 likes on my post then God help You.
I will pm you one (1) threatening image of one of my cats, Bungee or Luna.
You do not get to decide which one you get
You will see their bones
This is the penultimate punishment
If you get in here - oh boy if you give me 20 likes - you don't wanna know, lemme tell you.
No you don't, trust me
Ok fine here it is
penis hahah
- ShadowPeaShooter: I genuinely can't count them all so I'm assuming you've reacted to all of them, you absolute criminal
- El Cadaver; See ShadowPeaShooter. Another rancid serial-reactor
- War Incarnate: 14 Reacts - See; ShadowPeaShooter
- Colonel M: 9 Reacts, the absolute fiend
- SlowAndBruh: 6 Reacts
- To45t3r: 6 Reacts
- Faint: 4 Reacts, don't think I can't see you bitch
- San Tomas: 1 React
- Xzern: 1 React
- Mace: I think I saw 1 React but also my notifications are a fucking mess right now
- Musiquepkmn: 1 React
- Some other people: See; Mace
- Total Clefairy: Liked a lot of my posts prior, no react count just yet but you're on thin fucking ice
- Snessy: Uses the haha react a lot, see; TC
- El Cadaver; See ShadowPeaShooter. Another rancid serial-reactor
- War Incarnate: 14 Reacts - See; ShadowPeaShooter
- Colonel M: 9 Reacts, the absolute fiend
- SlowAndBruh: 6 Reacts
- To45t3r: 6 Reacts
- Faint: 4 Reacts, don't think I can't see you bitch
- San Tomas: 1 React
- Xzern: 1 React
- Mace: I think I saw 1 React but also my notifications are a fucking mess right now
- Musiquepkmn: 1 React
- Some other people: See; Mace
- Total Clefairy: Liked a lot of my posts prior, no react count just yet but you're on thin fucking ice
- Snessy: Uses the haha react a lot, see; TC
Anyways in conclusion thank you and goodnight
Edit: Just to clarify, reacts will be counted from when this thread went live and include posts from other threads
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