Hey hi to all the couillons it's Cono of the Corrèze.
I am going to present you a hyper offense with 6 defensive mons.
Music to relax and let's go!
oh le con (Magnezone) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Magnet Pull
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 4 Def / 24 SpA / 148 SpD / 84 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Thunderbolt
- Flash Cannon
- Mirror Coat
- Body Press
So magnézone is a set of slackers for trap tran. The tran attacks you, you tank since you are before and you have left and you make a mirror coat to kiss him in the face. He also traps the piafs like that lando can stuff the mouth of the guy opposite afterwards. Do not worry the departure is professional. The other attacks are used to type and that's all we will not spend 2 years on this bullshit.
oh couillon (Volcarona) @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Flame Body
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Quiver Dance
- Roost
- Flamethrower
- Bug Buzz
Volcarona he will be able to have fun since the magnezone can fuck the con's heatran in the face. He handles grass types like rillaboom and kartana and can burn their ass with flame body. You have to try to manage blissey with magnezone body press and slowking psychock. Toxapex is for the assholes don't worry and then there's future sight.
tu glandes? (Landorus-Therian) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 164 Def / 92 Spe
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- U-turn
- Knock Off
Good lando this pokemon it is used to counter the zacian crowned which are ultra spam in OU (do not worry I just took a little too much ricard). He's fucking electric guys. He puts on the rocks. It allows to check garchomp and company. What a defensive lando. Speed is to overtake I don't know what the truth, who cares. He sabotages the idiots opposite.
oh putain (Slowbro) @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Regenerator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Ice Beam
- Slack Off
- Future Sight
- Teleport
Slowbro it makes it possible to manage the nags of the water type, in particular in the rains. Ice beam is for the chomps because you never know, there are the dragonites too, lando and all the hell. After you have a future sight to scare the toxapex even if it's slammed to the ground and it allows you not to get fucked by hawlucha. He comes on melmetal and other crap.
la picole (Slowking-Galar) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Regenerator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 176 SpA / 80 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock
- Sludge Bomb
- Flamethrower
- Scald
Slowking galar is the other poke with regenerator because here it is 8g so we play regécore. He manages the special stuff. He fucks tapu finished and that's fine. It can also hurt with a little investment in special attack and with its coverage. Flamethrower is for steel types like ferro and corvi who piss off the world. Scald it's for burn if you have the pussy to mireille.
le jacky (Mandibuzz) @ Heavy-Duty Boots
Ability: Overcoat
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 60 Def / 108 SpD / 92 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Foul Play
- Roost
- Defog
- Whirlwind
Mandibouze he defog. It is an anti sweeper set with foul play and whirlwind. it allows you to remove the suicune and other crap from the field. It is the only dark / ghost resistance of the team. 92 in speed is to overtake the fearful ful speed rabbits. He manages the dragaputes who fuck the face of the team. Finally, its psych immunity is very practical against pokémons with stored power.
Here is the paste of the team:
https://pokepast.es/f4728e0b909cb5b1
A + the couillons and don't forget to give me the dough!
