So for those of you who are unaware, these two albatrosses are performing the official Albatross Mating Dance
Albatrosses are monogamous, typically finding a mate after their first few years at sea. Young birds will perform the dances with each other, often taking years to find an ideal mate. Once they find their mate they continue to dance with them, creating an entirely unique dance that only they perform. Younger albatrosses will dance with pretty much anyone and are really shit at it, but they learn fast and will eventually find a mate
I'm the one in the middle, obviously. Most of the lady birds are either only into blokes or intimidated by my overwhelming charisma and sharp teeth, so I'm still looking for one that'll put up with me
This is me with some fucking weirdos. Don't know what they want with me and my Impressive Wingspan, but I like this picture so I'm sharing it with y'all
Anyways thats all from me, I'm off to go dive into the water to a depth of up to 12m in order to catch fish, squid, and crustaceans