How much crimes has Peter Griffin commited? Season I

Snoms

i decided that instead of doing a low-effort, bad, unfunny shitpost which gives no substance to anything or anyone, i am gonna do a HIGH-effort bad unfunny shitpost.

i don't even like family guy. why am i doing this.

Every crime will be held accountable by the Rhode Island, and therefore United States law.

Episode One: Death Has A Shadow

This is an actual episode where peter gets punished for his crimes! An processing error caused an welfare check of 150,000 dollars. To give it back to the taxpayers, during the Super Bowl, he, from a blimp rained 150,000 dollars. He was imprisoned for 2 years.

Episode Two:

Peter Griffin tried to help Meg Griffin study for her Driving test, but proceeded to crash into a satelite which powers the whole town of Quahog, Rhode Island with TV. Destruction of private property is a crime, and due to the severity of the crime, likely, ontop of the 1000 dollar fee he would get if this was an actual US courtroom, he would recieve a year in county jail.

For the next 5 episodes. Peter did not commit any crimes, until.

Episode 7:

When Brian is almost put down, he bribed the jury. Jury tampering can give up to 20 years, just to progress things, might as well give him the maximum sentance!

Just the first season alone, Peter has commited enough crimes to land him 23 years in county jail.
 
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signed in blood and bound by soul, idiot. not Snoms thinking they can escape an infernal contract like this just by changing their name:psysly::psysly::psysly:
 
Snoms said:
i am geniunely surprised that you found this cringe post i did while below coppa age but if BIG ASHLEY gives me the green light i will continue.
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hell yes i am stoked for this to continue

admitting to violating coppa.....bold. i too have done the same in the past. i knew i saw a spark in you.
 
me when i lie
Peter Griffin and his goons bribe the foster family of Stewie Griffin, and in doing so, because Peter Griffin is not in sole custody of his child, Peter Griffin is eligible to be charged with kidnapping charges, and additionally, Joe and Cleveland could also be charged with being an accomplice in said crime.
Peter Griffin recieves twenty years, and because I'm not researching this topic because I bet the local police department is monitoring me by now, let's say they have gotten 2 years both for being an accomplice.
In this episode, Peter Griffin commits insurance fraud by pretending he is dead to get out of a hospital bill, and in Rhode Island, landing Peter Griffin another five years in the slammer.
Peter Griffin gets charged with harassment of a female worker. He is sentenced to 10 years of probation and forced to go to a women's retreat as a major plot point. For posterity sake, I am not gonna include the probation charges as a story wide thing.
In this episode, Chris and Peter Griffin commit healthcare fraud, but because no financial gain was involved, charges would not stick.
In this episode, Peter Griffin uses blackmail against Lois Griffin to win in a landslide victory. Due to the fact there was political gain, Peter Griffin will be sentenced to 4 years of prison.
This episode contains the first non Peter Griffin crime in the series. Brian Griffin and Stewie Griffin steal a automobile, and in doing so, commits grand theft auto. Grand theft auto is punishable for up to ten years in prison, and because the automobile is damaged and Brian put a minor (that being, Stewie Griffin) in danger, it is reasonable to assume Brian Griffin will recieve ten years in prison.
This episode contains Peter Griffin committing identity fraud by pretending to be a high schooler and faking his death under this identity. This lands Peter an additional 1 year in prison.
This is by far the funniest crime since. Peter Griffin invades American soil. Considering the fact that he also stole private property from an American citizen, and the pool exceeds the value of 950 U.S dollars, this is grand property theft and a war crime. For posterity sake, lets say Peter gets three years of probation and a life sentence.
past this, there is no crimes remaining in season two of Family Guy.
Peter Griffin is guilty to these crimes:
Kidnapping (20 years)
Insurance fraud (5 years)
Harassment (10 years prob)
Healthcare fraud
Blackmail (5 years)
Identity fraud (1 year)
Grand property damage (3 years probation)
War crimes (life sentence)
and:
Brian Griffin is guilty to these crimes:
Grand theft auto (10 years)

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