What is the best vegetable

[S1nn0hC0nfirm3d]

Carrots are the most applicable, accessible, and palatable of all vegies. They work great raw by themselves or with salt / dips. They sweeten up dishes like stirfry, salsa, tomato sauces, and chili if you choose to add them. Chop them up for salads, julienne them for eggrolls, sauté them with a bunch of other veges. You can do anything with carrots!

just whatever you do, do NOT eat the purple ones oml anything but purple carrots bro you don’t even know holy frick purple carrots will FUCK.YOU.UP. gtfo out of my face if you finna put purple carrots on my plate you trippin no purple carrots no sir facts on god please

 

[TheSnoom]

Celery ;)

You know it takes more energy to eat and digest celery than celery itself contains. You lose calories by eating celery. I also hate it when restaurants put celery on the side for their chicken wings, along with carrot sticks.

 

[Ivy]

You know it takes more energy to eat and digest celery than celery itself contains. You lose calories by eating celery. I also hate it when restaurants put celery on the side for their chicken wings, along with carrot sticks.

To some, this is a good quality. Also, it serves as an excellent base for toppings like raisins and peanut butter for the eponymous "ants on a log". But my original post had a winking face in reference to certain augments it allegedly imparts on the functionality of the seminal glands

 

[antemortem]

I also hate it when restaurants put celery on the side for their chicken wings, along with carrot sticks.

ever heard the phrase “you can have your cake and eat it too?”

 

[CanineIllusionist]

I am partial to the sweet potato.