UU warstory. Me vs. Skap(trust)

[kd24]

So I was on shoddy when I met up with Trust, known as skap on shoddy. We had some fun matches but this UU match was in my opinion the best:

My Team:

His Team:

Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause

_>

vs.

skap sent out Kangaskhan (lvl 100 Kangaskhan ?).
lemondrop7 sent out Pikachu (lvl 100 Pikachu ?).
skap: I had better teams
lemondrop7: ah
skap: but now I usually play OU
lemondrop7 switched in Aggron (lvl 100 Aggron ?).
Kangaskhan used Return.
It's not very effective...
Aggron lost 5% of its health.
Aggron's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aggron restored 6% of its health.

Expecting a CBkhan I go to my defensive wall. Sadly Drifblim is murdered by scrappy so I'll keep him in reserve

lemondrop7: hate scrappy
skap: lol
lemondrop7: couldnt bring in drifblim
skap: xDD
Kangaskhan used Drain Punch.
It's super effective!
Aggron lost 38% of its health.
Kangaskhan absorbed health!
Kangaskhan restored 15% of its health.
Aggron used Substitute.
Aggron lost 25% of its health.
Aggron made a substitute!
Aggron's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aggron restored 6% of its health.

Drain Punch?! Wierd. Now I'll try to Substall him with thunder wave and sub and get in a SR and a focus Punch

Kangaskhan used Drain Punch.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Aggron!
Aggron's substitute faded!
Kangaskhan absorbed health!
Kangaskhan restored 14% of its health.
Aggron used Thunder Wave.
Kangaskhan is paralysed!
It may be unable to move!
Aggron's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aggron restored 6% of its health.

Step 1: Complete

Aggron used Substitute.
Aggron lost 25% of its health.
Aggron made a substitute!
Kangaskhan used Drain Punch.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Aggron!
Aggron's substitute faded!
Kangaskhan absorbed health!
Kangaskhan restored 10% of its health.
Aggron's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aggron restored 6% of its health.

Um ok Lets just have that paralysis kcik in now...

Aggron used Substitute.
Aggron lost 25% of its health.
Aggron made a substitute!
Kangaskhan used Drain Punch.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Aggron!
Aggron's substitute faded!
Kangaskhan absorbed health!
Kangaskhan restored 2% of its health.
Aggron's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aggron restored 6% of its health.

Okay this nex time for sure...

Aggron used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Kangaskhan is paralysed!
It can't move!
Aggron's leftovers restored its health a little!
Aggron restored 6% of its health.

Great now one more...

Aggron is tightening its focus!
Kangaskhan used Drain Punch.
It's super effective!
Aggron lost 36% of its health.
lemondrop7's Aggron fainted.
Kangaskhan absorbed health!
Kangaskhan restored 7% of its health.

Or not. Sigh you fought well Aggy. Wish he would have been paralyzed earlier though...

vs.

lemondrop7 switched in Wailord (lvl 100 Wailord ?).
skap: :S
skap: xDDD
lemondrop7: no mercy now
Kangaskhan used Sucker Punch.
Wailord lost 32% of its health.
Wailord used Water Spout.
Kangaskhan lost 39% of its health.
Kangaskhan's leftovers restored its health a little!
Kangaskhan restored 6% of its health.

Gah! My spout being weakened my giant whale was begging for mercy now! I guess Mini-Kyogre has no fun today

vs.

lemondrop7: bah
skap: better in this way
skap: :P
lemondrop7 switched in Drifblim (lvl 100 Drifblim ?).
Kangaskhan used Return.
A critical hit!
Drifblim lost 121% of its health.
lemondrop7's Drifblim fainted.
Kangaskhan was hurt by Drifblim's Aftermath!
Kangaskhan lost 25% of its health.
Kangaskhan's leftovers restored its health a little!
Kangaskhan restored 6% of its health.

Expecting another sucker punch I go to Drifblim. Of course luck says "Fuck off!" and gives him a critical downing my balloon baton passer

vs.

skap: crit!
lemondrop7: OMG
lemondrop7 switched in Hitmonlee (lvl 100 Hitmonlee ?).
lemondrop7: die now
Kangaskhan used Sucker Punch.
It's not very effective...
Hitmonlee lost 26% of its health.
Hitmonlee used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Kangaskhan lost 143% of its health.
skap's Kangaskhan fainted.
Hitmonlee's defence was lowered.
Hitmonlee's special defence was lowered.

Weakened by Lee showing his bruce lee power kicked the "thunder from down under's" ass.

vs.

skap: yes
skap: but you will lose somthing anyway
skap: xD
lemondrop7: man downed my walls
skap switched in Grumpig (lvl 100 Grumpig ?).
Pointed stones dug into Grumpig.
Grumpig lost 12% of its health.
lemondrop7 switched in Wailord (lvl 100 Wailord ?).
Grumpig used Thunder Wave.
Wailord is paralysed!
It may be unable to move!
Grumpig's leftovers restored its health a little!
Grumpig restored 6% of its health.

Im scarfed so I switched to my sp. sweeper. Maybe I should have stayed in since he forgot my lee had limber...

skap: :P
lemondrop7: bah
Grumpig used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Wailord lost 58% of its health.
Wailord used Surf.
Grumpig lost 29% of its health.
Grumpig's leftovers restored its health a little!
Grumpig restored 6% of its health.

I thought I would get more. I'll just go in peace...

Grumpig used Calm Mind.
Grumpig's special attack was raised.
Grumpig's special defence was raised.
Wailord is paralysed!
It can't move!
Grumpig's leftovers restored its health a little!
Grumpig restored 6% of its health.

Or not. Now I'm paralyzed and he got in a CM. Gotta say never underestimate Grumpigs tanking power

Grumpig used Calm Mind.
Grumpig's special attack was raised.
Grumpig's special defence was raised.
Wailord is paralysed!
It can't move!
Grumpig's leftovers restored its health a little!
Grumpig restored 6% of its health.

Okay now that is BS. I don't know if I can stop that thing now

lemondrop7: aw come on
skap: lol
Grumpig used Energy Ball.
It's super effective!
Wailord lost 115% of its health.
lemondrop7's Wailord fainted.
Grumpig's leftovers restored its health a little!
Grumpig restored 6% of its health.

And waily dies a painful slow death and is eaten by the eskimos.

vs.

lemondrop7: just kill me
lemondrop7 switched in Purugly (lvl 100 Purugly ?).
Purugly used Shadow Claw.
It's super effective!
Grumpig lost 45% of its health.
Grumpig used Psychic.
Purugly lost 142% of its health.
Purugly hung on using its Focus Sash!
Purugly's special defence was lowered.
Grumpig's leftovers restored its health a little!
Grumpig restored 6% of its health.

Yeah I didn't plan on killing him unless I had a crit and I couldn't risk hypnosis. Sigh I tell him to kill me but Purugly says: "No u"

vs.

Purugly used U-turn.
It's super effective!
Grumpig lost 47% of its health.
lemondrop7 switched in Pikachu (lvl 100 Pikachu ?).
Grumpig used Psychic.
Pikachu lost 259% of its health.
lemondrop7's Pikachu fainted.
Grumpig's leftovers restored its health a little!
Grumpig restored 6% of its health.

Pikachu is useless to me now but my purugly is still strong. He delivers that big blow and high-tails it outta there. This is why U-Turn is one of the best moves of this generation.

vs.

lemondrop7 switched in Purugly (lvl 100 Purugly ?).
skap: 259%
skap: xD
Purugly used Shadow Claw.
It's super effective!
Grumpig lost 49% of its health.
skap's Grumpig fainted.

And Purugly eats that pig alive. Go figure since TomCat > Porky pig

vs.

skap switched in Toxicroak (lvl 100 Toxicroak ?).
Pointed stones dug into Toxicroak.
Toxicroak lost 6% of its health.
lemondrop7: lol pikas weak
Toxicroak used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Purugly used Hypnosis.
Toxicroak fell asleep!
Toxicroak's Black Sludge restored a little health!
Toxicroak restored 6% of its health.

He knows he can't hurt purugly and hopes I make a blunder. Sorry but know, you are going to sleep.

vs.

skap switched in Pinsir (lvl 100 Pinsir ?).
Pointed stones dug into Pinsir.
Pinsir lost 25% of its health.
Purugly used Return.
Pinsir lost 48% of its health.

And One last dent. I know he has done too much for me already and he agrees to sacrifice himself for me. Purugly = win!

Pinsir used X-Scissor.
Purugly lost 83% of its health.
lemondrop7's Purugly fainted.

Sigh, only one more pokemon left against 4. I have no chance now...

vs.

lemondrop7 switched in Hitmonlee (lvl 100 Hitmonlee ?).
Hitmonlee used Earthquake.
It's not very effective...
Pinsir lost 22% of its health.
Pinsir used X-Scissor.
It's not very effective...
Hitmonlee lost 56% of its health.

Fuck that hurt. I'm down to a few hp left but at least pinsir is dead

skap: I win you with a UU team, but not with an OU team!!
skap: lol
Hitmonlee used Earthquake.
It's not very effective...
Pinsir lost 21% of its health.
skap's Pinsir fainted.

Well now he is =D

vs.

lemondrop7: me too
skap switched in Sharpedo (lvl 100 Sharpedo ?).
Pointed stones dug into Sharpedo.
Sharpedo lost 12% of its health.
Hitmonlee used Earthquake.
Sharpedo lost 93% of its health.
skap's Sharpedo fainted.

Aggron you are the hotstuff. He must have been running sash + agility + waterfall so I got first hit and killed him. Also until now I thought he was BL. I'm a dunce

vs.

skap: omg
lemondrop7: sharpedo is BL btw
skap: lol
skap: xD
skap: BL?
lemondrop7: i do
lemondrop7: borderline
skap: I don't think so
lemondrop7: not UU
skap: in smogon it's UU
lemondrop7: wierd
skap switched in Toxicroak (lvl 100 Toxicroak ?).
Pointed stones dug into Toxicroak.
Toxicroak lost 6% of its health.
skap: it doesn't have potential to be in BL
lemondrop7: yeah hitmonlee is awesome
Toxicroak is fast asleep!
Hitmonlee used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Toxicroak lost 118% of its health.
skap's Toxicroak fainted.

Can Lee do it? He's always wanted to win the big one. After a wee bit of confrontation I put him up to his final test:

vs.

skap switched in Ninetales (lvl 100 Ninetales ?).
Pointed stones dug into Ninetales.
Ninetales lost 25% of its health.
Hitmonlee used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Ninetales lost 104% of its health.
skap's Ninetales fainted.
lemondrop7 wins!
skap: lol
skap: gg then
lemondrop7: OMG I DID IT
lemondrop7: its over
skap: I will do a new OU team
lemondrop7: I won...
lemondrop7: GG
skap: and fix my UU one
skap: xD

YES ITS OVER I DID IT! Lee you are the pwnzors!

Props:

Hitmonlee for decimation.
Purugly for being cool, sleeping a pokemon, and killing grumpig
skap for awesome matches
Sharpedo had no Aqua Jet
Aggron for setting up SR giving me the win

Slops:

Shoddy still tries to screw me
Keeping in wailord on grumpig
Khan Criting Drifblim.
No Pika or Blim action D=

Great Game skap. Hope you guys enjoy

 

[kd24]

Bah forgot to post scores agains sorry

 

[BlueAizu]

That was a great comeback! GG, both to you and the opponent.

UU battles can be so tough to squeeze through... But I'm only saying that because of a lack of experience.

 

[Bourbon]

WOO HOO!!!! Go Lee, its so amazing!!

 

[umbarsc]

If I were him, I personally would have sacrificed Sharpedo and then went to either Pinsir or Toxicroak, depending on what move you were locked into.

Good warstory, I guess.

 

[darkie]

You played pretty badly with Aggron in the beginning, no offense. You should have gone for the OHKO(i think) with Focus Punch with your first sub, while you had it up, since Drain Punch broke your sub for sure.

 

[Viashino_wizard]

That looked like a fun match. Even parahax could not stop the onslaught of The Lee. Hitmonlee is one of my favorite UU pokemon, so seeing him K.O. four pokemon with no back up was what someone I knew once would call "pwnsauce".

 

[beefdreams]

good warstory.
i love Hitmonlee as well, mine has got me out of some tough situations, and is aptly named team hero. i have to have it and ampharos on all my uu teams

 

[Mr. Hadwick]

good warstory.
i love Hitmonlee as well, mine has got me out of some tough situations, and is aptly named team hero. i have to have it and ampharos on all my uu teams

Team hero has kicked my ass many, many times, I didn't know you started UU Ray, thats cool.

I prefer Hitmonchan, iron fist is too good to give up, but the chans are awesome anyways.

 

[Rena22]

I enjoy reading warstories about Purugly (or other cat pokemon) leaving a dent in the opposition. Good warstory!

 

[Trust]

I've just read it. Good work boy. I like the format, but when I'll do a better team, I will challenge you again.

UU rules!!

 

[DeLorean]

Ahaha. "Thunder from down under".

GG.

 

[kd24]

thanks. Ive been badly sick last few days and still am. Won't shoddy for a while more but thanks for the positive feedback. Trust I cant wait for our UU rematch.