fucking kangaroos

[BP]

listen here you silly children

you can legally buy a kangaroo in Wisconsin without a permit

 

[Chy3_14]

'Murica

 

[CanineIllusionist]

I hear that not only is it socially acceptable to eat a kangaroo but there's kangaroo meat in the supermarkets in the land of Australia, in various forms like steaks, and sausages or "bangers" as they're known to people who are wrong.
as I'm very much not Australian, instead I am merely a common fool, this factoid is unavailable to me and leaves a deep seated curiosity that is prohibitively expensive to satisfy, even on the same continent as the lawfully lawless world of Wisconsin.

What does kangaroo taste like?

 

[MAMP]

I hear that not only is it socially acceptable to eat a kangaroo but there's kangaroo meat in the supermarkets in the land of Australia, in various forms like steaks, and sausages or "bangers" as they're known to people who are wrong.
as I'm very much not Australian, instead I am merely a common fool, this factoid is unavailable to me and leaves a deep seated curiosity that is prohibitively expensive to satisfy, even on the same continent as the lawfully lawless world of Wisconsin.

What does kangaroo taste like?

its got a very deep, slightly gamey flavour, a bit like venison. roo meat is very tough, only really good for stewing. not a big fan of kanga bangers personally

 

[Snessy!]

i like fucking kangaroos, not fucking kangaroos, but fucking kangaroos

 

[BP]

I'm in so much pain rn

 

[boo836]

why can't australians eat normal meat like lion, otter, and bull testicles

 

[Rugi]

The kangaroos at the park are free. The government doesnt want you to know this but you can take the home. Nobody can stop you.

 

[Egor]

StitChuu this thread is yours.

 

[Links]

StitChuu Your time is now

 

[fabwooloo]

StitChuu Finally you can voice your opinion.

 

[Bug Maniac Aydon]

StitChuu why is everyone tagging you

 

[Sijih]

idk about owning a kangaroo those things get pretty jacked. and according to wikipedia they can be 6 ft 7 and 200 lbs.

im worried that my pet kangaroo would walk in one day like "provide me with more ferns and grass" and i'd have to go
"sorry sir right away sir"

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

worried that my pet kangaroo would walk in one day like "provide me with more ferns and grass" and i'd have to go
"sorry sir right away sir"

the mental image of a cow and a kangaroo jostling for the leadership role of their shared living situation is absolutely hilarious lol

 

[cookie]

yeah the cow would be like "bitch moooooooooove out the way"

 

[Chy3_14]

yeah the cow would be like "bitch moooooooooove out the way"

I think a cow would totally slam a Kangaroo.

 

[CanineIllusionist]

I've realized another gap in my knowledge that I don't know what does a kangaroo do all day anyways? are they good swimmers? do the little sinful hands make them good assistants for the wisconsinite cheesemongers?

 

[MAMP]

I've realized another gap in my knowledge that I don't know what does a kangaroo do all day anyways? are they good swimmers? do the little sinful hands make them good assistants for the wisconsinite cheesemongers?

they're grazing animals. they stand around and eat grass.

 

[BP]

idk about owning a kangaroo those things get pretty jacked. and according to wikipedia they can be 6 ft 7 and 200 lbs.

Lol forget phoopes I'm hiring Kangaroo Jack as a bouncer

 

[Ainzcrad]

StitChuu just for u dear

 

[Sijih]

they're grazing animals. they stand around and eat grass.

i thought they did cool stuff like lay eggs despite the fact they're mammals, secret poison through leg spurs, wear fedoras, fight dr. doofenshmirtz, etc.

wait... i was thinking of the wrong australian mammal. oops

P.S. kangaroos are the prime piece of evidence in favor of vegan bodybuilding