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"And that is why it was a huge mistake for America to invade Vietnam. Any questions?" Mr. Murdock scans his 9th grade physical education class
and sees Sally raise her hand. "Mr. Murdock, how do you respond to the Twitter allegations claiming you run an underground dog fighting ring?"
Murdock is afraid that he will lose his job, so he asks his friend Mr. Hussan for help. He tells Murdock to create a blog in order to save his reputation.
The first awkward blog post is about the history of physical education. The next one is about a trip to the zoo. However, when Murdock visits the zoo and sees a dog in the cage, he becomes depressed. He talks to Mr. Hussan and tells him that he cannot continue with his blog. However, then Mr. Hussan reveals that he owns a dog fighting ring and asks Murdock to join him in order to save his job as a P.E teacher and get some money.
Murdock is not sure what to do and asks his friend, the principal Mr. Gable, for advice. Mr. Gable tells him that he has to make a decision: If he is going to help his friend, he will be a dogfighter. If not, he'll be a P.E teacher like always. Murdock decides to be a dogfighter and makes another blog post about his new job in order to save his reputation.
Murdock's first job is to guard a dog called "Big Boy". However, Big Boy tries to escape and when Murdock tries to catch him, he gets bitten.
Murdock's next job is to deliver a dog from the airport. He brings him in his car and the dog attacks his wife in the car.
Murdock is concerned about what will happen next time if he fails again, so he asks Mr. Hussan for advice. He tells Murdock to take some dogfighting lessons. They go to a park and see men training their dogs by fighting each other.
Murdock's first lesson is to play with his dog. He puts a stick into the dog's mouth and the dog bites him.
The next lesson is to teach his dog how to guard, but the dog frees himself from the chain and attacks Murdock who gets bitten again.
Murdock decides that he is not a good dogfighter, so he tries to quit. However, Mr. Hussan tells him that if he quits now, his reputation will be ruined and he will lose his job as a teacher. Murdock is afraid of losing his job and decides to continue with his dog training.
Murdock realizes that he is not a good dogfighter and he decides to give up. He posts his last blog post and explains that everything he wrote earlier was a lie.
and sees Sally raise her hand. "Mr. Murdock, how do you respond to the Twitter allegations claiming you run an underground dog fighting ring?"
Murdock is afraid that he will lose his job, so he asks his friend Mr. Hussan for help. He tells Murdock to create a blog in order to save his reputation.
The first awkward blog post is about the history of physical education. The next one is about a trip to the zoo. However, when Murdock visits the zoo and sees a dog in the cage, he becomes depressed. He talks to Mr. Hussan and tells him that he cannot continue with his blog. However, then Mr. Hussan reveals that he owns a dog fighting ring and asks Murdock to join him in order to save his job as a P.E teacher and get some money.
Murdock is not sure what to do and asks his friend, the principal Mr. Gable, for advice. Mr. Gable tells him that he has to make a decision: If he is going to help his friend, he will be a dogfighter. If not, he'll be a P.E teacher like always. Murdock decides to be a dogfighter and makes another blog post about his new job in order to save his reputation.
Murdock's first job is to guard a dog called "Big Boy". However, Big Boy tries to escape and when Murdock tries to catch him, he gets bitten.
Murdock's next job is to deliver a dog from the airport. He brings him in his car and the dog attacks his wife in the car.
Murdock is concerned about what will happen next time if he fails again, so he asks Mr. Hussan for advice. He tells Murdock to take some dogfighting lessons. They go to a park and see men training their dogs by fighting each other.
Murdock's first lesson is to play with his dog. He puts a stick into the dog's mouth and the dog bites him.
The next lesson is to teach his dog how to guard, but the dog frees himself from the chain and attacks Murdock who gets bitten again.
Murdock decides that he is not a good dogfighter, so he tries to quit. However, Mr. Hussan tells him that if he quits now, his reputation will be ruined and he will lose his job as a teacher. Murdock is afraid of losing his job and decides to continue with his dog training.
Murdock realizes that he is not a good dogfighter and he decides to give up. He posts his last blog post and explains that everything he wrote earlier was a lie.
The day begins like any other. I wake up. I shower. I get ready for work. I go to the gym. I eat dinner. And then, just as I'm about to fall asleep, my world changes forever. Right in the middle of my bedroom floor is a large, unpeeled egg of mysterious and indeterminate origin, which can only mean one thing: something is about to happen...
I have no idea what's going on, but it must be important, because I'm having a dream about it. I don't know what to do, but I have a hunch that if I go to the next room over, there's something waiting for me.
I'm right. It's a cake.
And as soon as I see the cake, my brain goes into overdrive. This is important! This must be significant somehow! I remember that dreams are supposed to be meaningful, so this is obviously an important dream! But what does it mean? I can't just eat the cake. It's got to have some kind of symbolic meaning!
I have to figure this out, so I go to work.
I walk into the office and immediately get pulled into a meeting with my boss. He's a real asshole about everything, and he's constantly yelling at me for no reason. But I don't mind, because I know that he's just going through a hard time right now. He's a nice guy, deep down. I just have to be patient with him, and everything will work out in the end.
The meeting ends, but I still don't know what's going on with the cake. I'm starting to get really frustrated now, because my brain has been operating on overdrive for hours, and I still haven't figured out what it all means. I need to sleep on it, or something.
I go home and brush my teeth, and then I lie down on my bed. But I can't sleep. I'm too stressed out.
I lie awake all night, but then eventually the sun starts to come up, and I realize that it's morning. Maybe now I'll be able to figure out what this dream means.
I wake up and the first thing I do is check my phone for messages, because that's kind of my thing. As soon as I turn it on, I see a text from my friend Kyle. He's been trying to get in touch with me, but I haven't responded yet, because I've been busy.
Kyle tells me that he needs to talk to me about something important, and I tell him that I'm free right now. So we get together and head to a restaurant for breakfast. Kyle tells me that he's worried about his friend Jess, who has been acting really weird lately, and he thinks it might be because she broke up with her boyfriend recently.
Kyle is a good friend, and he's always been there for me when I've needed him. I've never been in a situation like this before, but I know that if Jess needs help, Kyle will be there for her.
I go back to work and everything seems normal at first. But then my boss tells me that I need to go to the meeting room right away, because he has some bad news. He tells me that the company is losing money and we're going to have to lay off a bunch of people. I'm going to be one of them, and as soon as I walk out of that room, my entire life is going to change forever.
I'm an adult now. I know what's happening and what needs to be done. I tell him that I understand, and then I go back to my desk and start packing up my things. But it takes me a while because it's not easy when you're trying not to cry.
I spend the rest of the day saying goodbye to all of my co-workers, and then I walk out of the office for the last time. I go back to my car and drive home, and now that I'm alone, everything just sort of hits me at once. I start to cry.
I never thought anything like this could happen to me. But it did. And now I have no idea what's going to become of my life. I'm unemployed, and I have no idea how I'm going to pay my rent or my car insurance or anything else. I have no idea how I'm going to go on living.
I spend the rest of the day crying and going through all of my belongings, trying to decide what to keep and what to get rid of. It's a lot harder than it sounds, because I've accumulated a lot of stuff over the years and most of it has some sort of value, even if only sentimental.
But I finally make a decision, and I start to get my things together. Then I go to bed.
I wake up, and everything is different. Now I'm in a new house, with a new job and a new life. Everything has changed. But I don't know how or why. All I know is that this isn't supposed to be happening, so there must be some kind of explanation for it all. And I'm going to find it.
I have no idea what's going on, but it must be important, because I'm having a dream about it. I don't know what to do, but I have a hunch that if I go to the next room over, there's something waiting for me.
I'm right. It's a cake.
And as soon as I see the cake, my brain goes into overdrive. This is important! This must be significant somehow! I remember that dreams are supposed to be meaningful, so this is obviously an important dream! But what does it mean? I can't just eat the cake. It's got to have some kind of symbolic meaning!
I have to figure this out, so I go to work.
I walk into the office and immediately get pulled into a meeting with my boss. He's a real asshole about everything, and he's constantly yelling at me for no reason. But I don't mind, because I know that he's just going through a hard time right now. He's a nice guy, deep down. I just have to be patient with him, and everything will work out in the end.
The meeting ends, but I still don't know what's going on with the cake. I'm starting to get really frustrated now, because my brain has been operating on overdrive for hours, and I still haven't figured out what it all means. I need to sleep on it, or something.
I go home and brush my teeth, and then I lie down on my bed. But I can't sleep. I'm too stressed out.
I lie awake all night, but then eventually the sun starts to come up, and I realize that it's morning. Maybe now I'll be able to figure out what this dream means.
I wake up and the first thing I do is check my phone for messages, because that's kind of my thing. As soon as I turn it on, I see a text from my friend Kyle. He's been trying to get in touch with me, but I haven't responded yet, because I've been busy.
Kyle tells me that he needs to talk to me about something important, and I tell him that I'm free right now. So we get together and head to a restaurant for breakfast. Kyle tells me that he's worried about his friend Jess, who has been acting really weird lately, and he thinks it might be because she broke up with her boyfriend recently.
Kyle is a good friend, and he's always been there for me when I've needed him. I've never been in a situation like this before, but I know that if Jess needs help, Kyle will be there for her.
I go back to work and everything seems normal at first. But then my boss tells me that I need to go to the meeting room right away, because he has some bad news. He tells me that the company is losing money and we're going to have to lay off a bunch of people. I'm going to be one of them, and as soon as I walk out of that room, my entire life is going to change forever.
I'm an adult now. I know what's happening and what needs to be done. I tell him that I understand, and then I go back to my desk and start packing up my things. But it takes me a while because it's not easy when you're trying not to cry.
I spend the rest of the day saying goodbye to all of my co-workers, and then I walk out of the office for the last time. I go back to my car and drive home, and now that I'm alone, everything just sort of hits me at once. I start to cry.
I never thought anything like this could happen to me. But it did. And now I have no idea what's going to become of my life. I'm unemployed, and I have no idea how I'm going to pay my rent or my car insurance or anything else. I have no idea how I'm going to go on living.
I spend the rest of the day crying and going through all of my belongings, trying to decide what to keep and what to get rid of. It's a lot harder than it sounds, because I've accumulated a lot of stuff over the years and most of it has some sort of value, even if only sentimental.
But I finally make a decision, and I start to get my things together. Then I go to bed.
I wake up, and everything is different. Now I'm in a new house, with a new job and a new life. Everything has changed. But I don't know how or why. All I know is that this isn't supposed to be happening, so there must be some kind of explanation for it all. And I'm going to find it.
"Whatever it takes, just do it!" cried two toed Tammy. They call her that since she has two nasty toes on her left elbow. A friend referred to a specialist on 42nd and 9th.
A professional tue surgeon who keeps each toe he removes and stiches it to his chin. He has a freakish chin now.
"I have to go to the bathroom," said two toed Tammy.
The doctor gave her an enema and she fell asleep in the bathtub. He then pulled out her toenails, cut off her arms with a dull saw and sewed her toes on his chin.
"Oh my God," he said, "It's perfect."
He was very excited and called in his receptionist. She took one look at his chin and ran away screaming.
The police were called and they confiscated Tammy. They put her in the cemetary because she was dead and no one claimed her.
"It's OK now," said a policeman to Tammy, "You are home."
"I'm dead?" she asked.
"Yes," said the policeman.
"Can I go back to the hospital to see my friends?" she asked.
"No," said the policeman, "They don't want you."
Tammy went to heaven and knocked on the pearly gates.
"Who are you?" asked St. Peter, "And why are you here?"
"I'm Tammy," she replied, "I was a hooker in New York City."
"You can't come in here," said St. Peter, "We don't want hookers in heaven."
"But I'm dead," she said.
"That doesn't matter," he said, "We still don't want hookers in heaven."
Poor Tammy was crying when she went to the devil's front door. She knocked and Satan answered.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm Tammy," she replied, "I was a hooker in New York City."
"Come in," he said, "I have been waiting for you."
Tammy was very happy and she kissed the devil. He then took her to his bed and they made love. A few days later Tammy woke up and she was pregnant.
"Oh no!" she cried, "I'm pregnant by the devil!"
The devil smiled, "You see Tammy," he said, "You are going to have a baby boy."
"What will he look like?" she asked.
"He will have a tail," said the devil, "Two horns, he will be ugly and he will be mean."
"Oh my God," she cried, "What am I going to do?"
A professional tue surgeon who keeps each toe he removes and stiches it to his chin. He has a freakish chin now.
"I have to go to the bathroom," said two toed Tammy.
The doctor gave her an enema and she fell asleep in the bathtub. He then pulled out her toenails, cut off her arms with a dull saw and sewed her toes on his chin.
"Oh my God," he said, "It's perfect."
He was very excited and called in his receptionist. She took one look at his chin and ran away screaming.
The police were called and they confiscated Tammy. They put her in the cemetary because she was dead and no one claimed her.
"It's OK now," said a policeman to Tammy, "You are home."
"I'm dead?" she asked.
"Yes," said the policeman.
"Can I go back to the hospital to see my friends?" she asked.
"No," said the policeman, "They don't want you."
Tammy went to heaven and knocked on the pearly gates.
"Who are you?" asked St. Peter, "And why are you here?"
"I'm Tammy," she replied, "I was a hooker in New York City."
"You can't come in here," said St. Peter, "We don't want hookers in heaven."
"But I'm dead," she said.
"That doesn't matter," he said, "We still don't want hookers in heaven."
Poor Tammy was crying when she went to the devil's front door. She knocked and Satan answered.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm Tammy," she replied, "I was a hooker in New York City."
"Come in," he said, "I have been waiting for you."
Tammy was very happy and she kissed the devil. He then took her to his bed and they made love. A few days later Tammy woke up and she was pregnant.
"Oh no!" she cried, "I'm pregnant by the devil!"
The devil smiled, "You see Tammy," he said, "You are going to have a baby boy."
"What will he look like?" she asked.
"He will have a tail," said the devil, "Two horns, he will be ugly and he will be mean."
"Oh my God," she cried, "What am I going to do?"
There's more but it might get me banned...
Title says it all.
Yea I'm gonna need the whole thing dm'ed to me
ditto
I injured my toe after trying to kick a man's nuts, they were harder than I thought. My toe is still broken, and I'm probably going to lose it. I'm not sure if I can get a prosthetic toe that makes me look like a duck-billed platypus. I think it's a good idea, but I don't know if the insurance will cover it."
"You should be able to get one," said Sharon. "I'll call around and see what I can find out."
"Thanks, babe," said Zombie. "I'm going to spend the rest of the day laying around, just in case I get a phone call about a movie or TV show. It's tough being a star."
"You're not a star," said Sharon.
"I'm a star," said Zombie. "It's all in how you look at things."
Zombie was in his office, sitting behind his desk. He was wearing a bathrobe and slippers, because he wasn't feeling well.
"I don't feel well," said Zombie. "I think I'm getting sick."
"You're not getting sick," said Sharon. "You're just lazy and fat."
"I'm not lazy," said Zombie. "Being lazy is different than being tired. I'm tired of working so hard."
"You're not tired," said Sharon. "You're lazy."
"I'm not lazy," said Zombie. "I'm tired."
"Lazy, tired, what's the difference?" asked Sharon.
"It's a subtle difference," said Zombie. "But I think it's there."
"You should be able to get one," said Sharon. "I'll call around and see what I can find out."
"Thanks, babe," said Zombie. "I'm going to spend the rest of the day laying around, just in case I get a phone call about a movie or TV show. It's tough being a star."
"You're not a star," said Sharon.
"I'm a star," said Zombie. "It's all in how you look at things."
Zombie was in his office, sitting behind his desk. He was wearing a bathrobe and slippers, because he wasn't feeling well.
"I don't feel well," said Zombie. "I think I'm getting sick."
"You're not getting sick," said Sharon. "You're just lazy and fat."
"I'm not lazy," said Zombie. "Being lazy is different than being tired. I'm tired of working so hard."
"You're not tired," said Sharon. "You're lazy."
"I'm not lazy," said Zombie. "I'm tired."
"Lazy, tired, what's the difference?" asked Sharon.
"It's a subtle difference," said Zombie. "But I think it's there."
unlike murdock, this one was deceptively well-written? but also clearly just chapter 1, so i’ll subscribe for the next update =)
hmm… =(
i can confirm that the full story is incredible. blew my socks off (off my chin lol...)
sounds like a Nielsen ratings nightmare
Total Clefairy and Mace were deep into a game of "Hide the Salami" when their roommate Danny Devito came home early and caught them. Danny was so angry he punched them both in the face.
Then Danny went back to his room and thought about what he had done. He felt remorse for being such a bad roommate, and decided to apologize. So he knocked on their door, and Clefairy answered. Danny apologized for his behavior, and offered to make it up to them with dinner. Clefairy accepted, but first said he had to go get something from their refrigerator. Danny said that was fine, but that he would have to come in and wait for him. Danny walked in and waited, but Clefairy did not return. Danny began to wonder what was taking him so long, and he went to look for him. He looked around the house, but could not find Clefairy anywhere. So he decided to go back into the kitchen to wait.
Clefairy was not in the kitchen either, so Danny went back into the living room. Then the doorbell rang. It was the pizza delivery boy. Danny paid him, and the delivery boy left. Danny went back into the kitchen to get plates for the pizza, then he returned to the living room to wait for Clefairy. But Clefairy was still not there. Then the phone rang. Danny answered it, but it was just his mother calling about Christmas presents again. So he hung up and went back into the kitchen to get forks for the pizza.
He knew Clefairy had gone to get pizza.
When he got back, Clefairy was standing in his living room holding a plate of steaming hot pizza. Clefairy apologized for making him wait so long, and Danny asked him where he had been the whole time. Clefairy said he had been in the refrigerator all along. Danny asked why he didn't just say something when he came into the room and saw him there, but Clefairy said that was all right because he was already eating. Then Danny remembered that Clefairy had gone to get something from the refrigerator before he even came home.
Clefairy said that he was hungry, so Danny gave him a slice of pizza. Clefairy ate it, and then Danny offered him a second slice. Clefairy accepted. Then Danny said maybe he would have some too. Clefairy said that was fine, so Danny ate the rest of the pizza. Then he had to go to the bathroom to throw up.
Danny went into the bathroom and vomited up all of his insides. When he was done he felt better, but he was still hungry. He remembered that Clefairy had eaten all of the pizza before he went to the bathroom, so he decided to eat some of his insides instead. He ate all of his insides, but all he felt was hunger. Then he remembered that Clefairy had eaten the pizza before he went to the bathroom, so he decided to eat some of his insides instead. He ate all of his insides until Clefairy was no more.
Then Danny went back to his room and thought about what he had done. He felt remorse for being such a bad roommate, and decided to apologize. So he knocked on their door, and Clefairy answered. Danny apologized for his behavior, and offered to make it up to them with dinner. Clefairy accepted, but first said he had to go get something from their refrigerator. Danny said that was fine, but that he would have to come in and wait for him. Danny walked in and waited, but Clefairy did not return. Danny began to wonder what was taking him so long, and he went to look for him. He looked around the house, but could not find Clefairy anywhere. So he decided to go back into the kitchen to wait.
Clefairy was not in the kitchen either, so Danny went back into the living room. Then the doorbell rang. It was the pizza delivery boy. Danny paid him, and the delivery boy left. Danny went back into the kitchen to get plates for the pizza, then he returned to the living room to wait for Clefairy. But Clefairy was still not there. Then the phone rang. Danny answered it, but it was just his mother calling about Christmas presents again. So he hung up and went back into the kitchen to get forks for the pizza.
He knew Clefairy had gone to get pizza.
When he got back, Clefairy was standing in his living room holding a plate of steaming hot pizza. Clefairy apologized for making him wait so long, and Danny asked him where he had been the whole time. Clefairy said he had been in the refrigerator all along. Danny asked why he didn't just say something when he came into the room and saw him there, but Clefairy said that was all right because he was already eating. Then Danny remembered that Clefairy had gone to get something from the refrigerator before he even came home.
Clefairy said that he was hungry, so Danny gave him a slice of pizza. Clefairy ate it, and then Danny offered him a second slice. Clefairy accepted. Then Danny said maybe he would have some too. Clefairy said that was fine, so Danny ate the rest of the pizza. Then he had to go to the bathroom to throw up.
Danny went into the bathroom and vomited up all of his insides. When he was done he felt better, but he was still hungry. He remembered that Clefairy had eaten all of the pizza before he went to the bathroom, so he decided to eat some of his insides instead. He ate all of his insides, but all he felt was hunger. Then he remembered that Clefairy had eaten the pizza before he went to the bathroom, so he decided to eat some of his insides instead. He ate all of his insides until Clefairy was no more.
as has been previously established, however, the clean-up will be left solely to me
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