smogoff bakes a cake [TUTORIAL]

[Mathy]

we can do it guys. dont add too much vanilla extract

 

[BreadLoeuf]

bread

 

[az]

THIS IS PEQUOD EN ROUTE TO EXTRACT VANILLA, PLEASE CONFIRM STATUS??

 

[Cratersmash]

az said:

THIS IS PEQUOD EN ROUTE TO EXTRACT VANILLA, PLEASE CONFIRM STATUS??

Vanilla confirmed, proceed to extraction

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Okay. I'm going to post the poll results so we can coordinate and stop adding too much vanilla extract
3 votes for butter
1 for sugar
4 for eggs
1 for flour
3 for milk
3 for baking powder
7 for vanilla extract

Add more sugar and flour

 

[Cratersmash]

MORE BAKING POWDER!!!!

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

Let's go shuckles said:

Okay. I'm going to post the poll results so we can coordinate and stop adding too much vanilla extract
3 votes for butter
1 for sugar
4 for eggs
1 for flour
3 for milk
3 for baking powder
7 for vanilla extract

Add more sugar and flour

 

[BIG ASHLEY]

VANILLA OVERDOSE BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[KaenSoul]

Let me try a bit...
Yeah, this may need some more vanilla.

 

[Mathy]

Guys im serious vanilla is expensive asf, i'll turn to imitation vanilla if this continues

 

[Mechalico]

Offset the vanilla extract with some bouillon cubes :)

 

[KaenSoul]

Mathy said:

Guys im serious vanilla is expensive asf, i'll turn to imitation vanilla if this continues

You just need the right contacts, all you need is someone from Madagascar, that country is the principal producer of vanilla in the world.
I know someone from Madagascar who can "move it" for us.

 

[zf]

Mathy said:

Guys im serious vanilla is expensive asf, i'll turn to imitation vanilla if this continues

vanilla extract and imitation vanilla r the same compound (vanillin) chemically speaking…

extract probably contains additional organic compounds…

bigVanilla doesNot want you to know. But imitation is good enough for most cakes. Especially in Smog off

 

[antemortem]

is there another step after you beat the eggs? i dont have a working oven, but i really like the taste of it..

 

[phoopes]

dave said:

is there another step after you beat the eggs? i dont have a working oven, but i really like the taste of it..

yeah after you beat the eggs you make a winpost on the forums, make sure to include replays

 

[antemortem]

phoopes said:

yeah after you beat the eggs you make a winpost on the forums, make sure to include replays

couldn’t find “win” and “phoopes” in the same search earlier? not sure what happened..

 

[UberSkitty]

make a cake with raw vanilla extract as a filling

 

[Cratersmash]

This cake is almost half vanilla extract. Yummmmmm…

 

[Mathy]

Had to restock

 

[Divine Retribution]

I add some ammonium nitrate

 

[Let's go shuckles]

Mathy said:

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Had to restock

Buy the green bell pepper and add that to the cake

 

[Sijih]

Mathy said:

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Woah woah woah woah woah. Are we really doing imitation vanilla here? We need only the finest for the smogoff bakery. You have some online shopping to do:

 

[Ironmage]

Sijih said:

Woah woah woah woah woah. Are we really doing imitation vanilla here? We need only the finest for the smogoff bakery. You have some online shopping to do:

I'd argue that non-GMO vanilla goes against what Smogon represents. We assume perfectly optimized specimens are the baseline and use external technology to shortcut several cycles of selective breeding to produce those specimens.