I HATE GARGANACL (an essay)
I hate garganacl, and I don't think I'm alone in this. It's simultaneously infuriating to play against and with. Seriously, fuck this thing. It has just the right amount of variability where its checks don't feel check-y enough. An example would be Leftovers Tusk. On paper, this completely counters its Stealth Rock/Protect set, which it does, albeit taking some chip in the process. But what's this? Suddenly the Garganacl is fucking IronPress or Curse and has so now you can't kill it anymore and it destroys you with Body Press and Salt Cure damage. What about the unaware users of Dirge and Clod? Dirge has its sub broken and does 10% with torch song and Shadow Ball until it has to slack off in which case it gets you with the salt cure so you can't win against it in the long run. Clod's earthquake is literally outstalled by Salt Cure after it's Tera'd and it uses the opportunity to get to +6 so the next pokemon is destroyed by Body Press. That's not even to mention that it's 2HKO'd by earthquake if it's running curse set. Dondozo is literally fucking murdered by salt cure. Special attackers often can't even check it because of its ridiculous bulk. Naive Iron Valiant can't even 2HKO it with fucking Moonblast meanwhile it gets salt cure, STALLS OUT CLOSE COMBAT AT +2 WITHOUT TERAING and then you have to deal with +6 body press and salt cure with the rest of your team while it probably stills has 3-5 recovery PP which makes it really fucking impossible to kill. That's just to show that all the good special attackers can't really 1v1 it because they are stalled out. The only thing that can really deal with it is setup users with recovery like Hatterene or Choice Specs special attackers but even then they take a lot of chip and the garganacl user just switches to something that can deal with them because choice item lock and the free turns you just gave them so now your pokemon are threatened out by whatever switched in and garga is still healthy have I mentioned how much I HATE THIS POKEMON YET!!!!! And people say it's balanced because you can run Ghold with Covert Cloak (an objectively trash item) and ignore body press except they nail you with the +1 curse and you're fucking dead haha isn't that fun. That's not even to mention the stupidity of block sets to screw over stall completely and the COMPLETE IMMUNITY TO STATUS GAMEFREAK WHYYYYYY. You have to run answers to all of its sets and they're completely different and I hate it. PLEASE BAN THIS THING!!!!!tl;dr too bulky, checks are bad, forces progress too easily and quickly
edit: this ended up being less of an essay than a place to voice my frustrations but please tell me i'm not alone in this. There have to be some people that don't want to run cloak on everything, right?
edit 2: this is why we need a disagree emote. I can't tell if people disagree with me or are just laughing at my rage.
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