right so, in the pits of recent depression i thought one thing that might give me the slightest hit of dopamine might be playing some mons. nothing too heavy, build some mindless offense & a gking bo and gl, hf!. catastrophic mistake, i tell you.
this meta is a fuckin mess. i didn't think tier could get worse with the advent of home, yet here we are. i am not joking when i say mage+cind g8 was better than this dogshit. gonna outline the issues i have with it & what is to be done. yes i am ranting yes you are reading enjoy!!!
1. there are Too Many Threats with a fundamental imbalance between offensive tools & defensive means of handling them. a lot of mons are very unfun to account for & play around - in no particular order: valiant, bax, pult, goldie, nite, GAMBIT, ungodly enam-i, garg, zapdos, zero-skill sam, & some tusk sets like max atk booster 4a. everything else in the meta is secondary to these pokemon, in my view - either in supporting them, or insufficiently providing countermeasures.
it's practically impossible to build consistent teams that aren't abusing the problematic traits these silly fucks hold. we have no real resists to the relevant fairy mons - no unbanning volc is not the answer, that thing is also broken. we have one proper ghost resist that is unquestionably broken. you have like one option for handling zapdos in gking, which loses in the long term, - best part is that gking gets whittle like hell from hazards+volt, and zapdos ruins our only (lol) means of true removal. bax is just like, what the fuck do you even say? lol, lmao.
2. tera. this shit needs to go. no half measures - not repeating myself in depth on this but tldr: limitations do not do what proponents purport they do, & it's backwards tiering. all of the pokemon i listed with the maybe the exceptions of zapdos, sam, & offensive tusk are sent to stratospheric levels of fuckedupness with tera. all of them have a deep well of means to circumvent would-be countermeasures, which is nigh impossible to prepare for. i said it near the very start of the generation & have been repeating it ever since: until tera is gone, there will be no path for the meta to stabilise into something resembling a Cool Place. i stay correct, naysayers stand corrected.
3. hazards. who would win, a billion spikers or tusk & cind? once again, a huge mismatch in terms of setting vs removal, & this alongside with Very Skillful Goldie is another source of imbalance in the meta. game freak really played the greatest switcheroo since operation barbarossa in granting us the perfect means of removal in terms of distribution & reliability, only to take it away for no good reason. treacherous fucks. bonus meme: sam is one of the most braindead things i've ever had the displeasure of both facing & using - no thoughts head empty click ceaseless etc.
ban spikes.
- quickban quick claw. there are no good arguments against keeping it (not going over this again, you're all wrong if you think otherwise). no downsides to banning it.
- full suspect on tera. no other action until that point because it is far too intertwined with all of the problematic elements we currently see.
- don't even suspect gambit lol - just quickban, shit is still broken without tera.
- suspect garg.
- suspect the ghosts, starting with goldie if you want to make headway in the hazards department (see: giving teams a good ground immune+removal+steel type in one slot, freeing up building a fuckload), or pult if spdef stacking can't make it somewhat bearable as with g8.
- suspect both of the fairies, probably enam first should tera go.
- suspect spikes & maybe sam/ceaseless alongside it.
- take it from there &, depending on the timeline, see what reasonable measures dlc gives us.
what not to do:
- do NOT do nothing other than quickbanning two mons & suspecting one semi-fucked mon, when so much clearly needs to be done. your opinion on my takes aside, i think people in general are deeply unhappy with the state of the meta & this calls for swift & drastic action.
- do NOT give us another survey without taking action on tera & gambit.
- do NOT allow this power level to continue the standard for the generation, unless you want a total joke gen that can only be somewhat salvaged by post-gen shenanigans
- do NOT allow the awful lines of argument such as "we can't ban gambit because of pult!" to slide. yes. yes we can. we can then ban pult, if necessary. this is how it works. like i'm seriously disappointed that the zeitgeist has taken a turn away from a consistent view of tiering & tiering pokemon based on their merits alone, rather than trying to cobble together some state of broken-checking-broken. such an approach has been invalid since the jump of smogon laying down what is & is not good tiering.
sorry if the tone of this post gets to you, i'm just at the end of my tether with both the state of the meta & the discussion i see around it. i probably won't be responding to questions or objections because frankly, cba. also, sorry it's really ugly - i'm in no mood to make it look somewhat pretty.
bl, dhf!
this meta is a fuckin mess. i didn't think tier could get worse with the advent of home, yet here we are. i am not joking when i say mage+cind g8 was better than this dogshit. gonna outline the issues i have with it & what is to be done. yes i am ranting yes you are reading enjoy!!!
1. there are Too Many Threats with a fundamental imbalance between offensive tools & defensive means of handling them. a lot of mons are very unfun to account for & play around - in no particular order: valiant, bax, pult, goldie, nite, GAMBIT, ungodly enam-i, garg, zapdos, zero-skill sam, & some tusk sets like max atk booster 4a. everything else in the meta is secondary to these pokemon, in my view - either in supporting them, or insufficiently providing countermeasures.
it's practically impossible to build consistent teams that aren't abusing the problematic traits these silly fucks hold. we have no real resists to the relevant fairy mons - no unbanning volc is not the answer, that thing is also broken. we have one proper ghost resist that is unquestionably broken. you have like one option for handling zapdos in gking, which loses in the long term, - best part is that gking gets whittle like hell from hazards+volt, and zapdos ruins our only (lol) means of true removal. bax is just like, what the fuck do you even say? lol, lmao.
2. tera. this shit needs to go. no half measures - not repeating myself in depth on this but tldr: limitations do not do what proponents purport they do, & it's backwards tiering. all of the pokemon i listed with the maybe the exceptions of zapdos, sam, & offensive tusk are sent to stratospheric levels of fuckedupness with tera. all of them have a deep well of means to circumvent would-be countermeasures, which is nigh impossible to prepare for. i said it near the very start of the generation & have been repeating it ever since: until tera is gone, there will be no path for the meta to stabilise into something resembling a Cool Place. i stay correct, naysayers stand corrected.
3. hazards. who would win, a billion spikers or tusk & cind? once again, a huge mismatch in terms of setting vs removal, & this alongside with Very Skillful Goldie is another source of imbalance in the meta. game freak really played the greatest switcheroo since operation barbarossa in granting us the perfect means of removal in terms of distribution & reliability, only to take it away for no good reason. treacherous fucks. bonus meme: sam is one of the most braindead things i've ever had the displeasure of both facing & using - no thoughts head empty click ceaseless etc.
ban spikes.
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the correct order of operations in my view is as follows:
- quickban quick claw. there are no good arguments against keeping it (not going over this again, you're all wrong if you think otherwise). no downsides to banning it.
- full suspect on tera. no other action until that point because it is far too intertwined with all of the problematic elements we currently see.
- don't even suspect gambit lol - just quickban, shit is still broken without tera.
- suspect garg.
- suspect the ghosts, starting with goldie if you want to make headway in the hazards department (see: giving teams a good ground immune+removal+steel type in one slot, freeing up building a fuckload), or pult if spdef stacking can't make it somewhat bearable as with g8.
- suspect both of the fairies, probably enam first should tera go.
- suspect spikes & maybe sam/ceaseless alongside it.
- take it from there &, depending on the timeline, see what reasonable measures dlc gives us.
what not to do:
- do NOT do nothing other than quickbanning two mons & suspecting one semi-fucked mon, when so much clearly needs to be done. your opinion on my takes aside, i think people in general are deeply unhappy with the state of the meta & this calls for swift & drastic action.
- do NOT give us another survey without taking action on tera & gambit.
- do NOT allow this power level to continue the standard for the generation, unless you want a total joke gen that can only be somewhat salvaged by post-gen shenanigans
- do NOT allow the awful lines of argument such as "we can't ban gambit because of pult!" to slide. yes. yes we can. we can then ban pult, if necessary. this is how it works. like i'm seriously disappointed that the zeitgeist has taken a turn away from a consistent view of tiering & tiering pokemon based on their merits alone, rather than trying to cobble together some state of broken-checking-broken. such an approach has been invalid since the jump of smogon laying down what is & is not good tiering.
sorry if the tone of this post gets to you, i'm just at the end of my tether with both the state of the meta & the discussion i see around it. i probably won't be responding to questions or objections because frankly, cba. also, sorry it's really ugly - i'm in no mood to make it look somewhat pretty.
bl, dhf!