Hello, and welcome to the first 1LDK report of SPL XV, where I try to fish for likes, also people apparently actually read this, but we have a problem, and that is 20 matches, and having to analyze 20 fucking matches (most of them in sunday btw) means I don't have the time to put a reasonably good product in line,
, because I'm just 1 guy and even tho im in summer vacation, theres too much work, anyway disclaimers
2) I won't get too much into the statistics and meta and shit, that's for the people with the badge and social authority.
3) This is all personal opinion, so if something is wrong here, please be kind when pointing it out
4) Sorry for all the botched names and things I missed. I'm just one guy, I have no team (if you wanna help me out, you know where to find me)
Let's fucking go
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Alpha Ruiners (9) vs (2) Indie Scooters
[January 21]
oldspicemike vs Joya
Rain vs glowking makes it hard for mike to find a good spot to start breaking havoc. So Mike has to spam flip turn until he finally gets it. Kyurem gets iron treads and a good predict from mike finally puts barra in that position to flip turn and get arch to work, kills lando, does over 50% to glowking with electro shot, eats kyurem's earth power and kills it with flash cannon, boulder tries to tera ground earthquake + mighty cleave but tera fairy saves arch and sends it packing with 2 flash cannons. Finally, a Pyro Ball miss from ace allows arch to get ANOTHER kill with draco. Pelipper, barra and raging bolt get the rest of Joya's team
[January 21]
Raptor vs Dasmer
Great tusk touches clef which prompts sticky barb, raptor goes for the sd on oger as dasmer tries to counter with kyurem, but Play Rough puts him on the fraud list. oger tanks a dnite hit as he tries to revenge kill with Espeed, which lets tusk get in to sack itself for spin, dnite roost but lefts it at 99% which means no multiscale, which means enamorus can come in to attack, but iron crown takes the hit and volt switches into gliscor. Raptor predicts the protect and quiver dance forces gliscor into clod, but balloon kingambit comes in to get a free sd, gliscor pokes at gambit with protect + knock off + eq mind games but +3 kowtow one-shots him regardless, and a low roll from clodsire's eq means kingambit also kills him with iron head. Dnite comes in to finish a sacked volc in an attempt to get burned, enam tries to moonblast again but crown tanks it and 1v1s Moon, but oger dispatches it.
Dnite tries to set up on enam, but tera ghost blocks him from espeed, and after 10 billion moonblasts, enam wins
[January 21]
Fc vs Xrn
Rain vs glowking which means positioning games and shit, arch teras to roll over zama. With offensive pressure drill dies to hazards + pult. gliscor fucking dies to wave crash, and then bascu gets rkd by Fc's raging bolt, who also wins speed war vs Xrn's bolt and kills it with draco. pult gets a hex before dying to arch but gets forced out by glowking and hazards means he is dead, glowking puts an fs and self hits so gambit has to come in and enams is cornered, but surprise, she healing wishes and arch is back in the game, who proceedes to brute force trough glowking and kingambit, but raging bolt saves the game by thunderclap
[January 21]
JustFranco vs
hellom 
Treads starts the match by suiciding for rocks, glimm tanks franco's roaring moon and dies but gets toxic spikes. hellom's lucha gets the encore and free sd as tusk gets in and loses the 1v1, franco's rilla comes back to revenge, hellom's moon comes in and hits the acro on lucha, but he counters by clicking cc.
then fucking comfey comes up with grassy seed, and does 1 cm, then lucha dies, then eats rilla's grassy glide and keeps kissing, and then he literally wins his spl debut match with a fucking comfey bro this shit had me in tears when I saw this happening
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Congregation of the Classiest (5) vs (7)
Dragonspiral Tyrants
[January 20]
pdt vs Ash KetchumGamer
pdt leads pult and spams shadowball, both glimm and rilla take a lot before switching out to moon, to which sets up but lando-t hits him with the intimidate, eats the knock off and rocky helmet + U-turn + raging bolt deals with moon.
Ash's volc tries to set up but taunt gets him to +1 max, bolt sacks itself for damage and primarina drowns him with hydro pump. Rilla knocks on the door with grassy, but dragapult is the one who answers, shadow ball gets both rilla and glimm before zama finally killing. Zama and pdt's moon set up at the same time, but pdt out damages ID and wins
[January 19]
Beraldo vs
DonSalvatore 
The first match of the SV OU season, Dragapult burns ting Lu as he sets rocks, and tries to U-turn but gets
countered by red card into excadrill so ting lu sets spikes. The mole's balloon gets popped by ruination and then touches volc to proc flame body, volc kills drill for spinning the hazards away and rolls lucky SpA boost, to which he uses to deal +50% to Ttar with Bug Buzz as he tries to Knock Off volc,
Pex comes in and tanks the bug buzz, flies out with eject button and pult U-turns to finish the job, but not before getting burned. Weavile and Kyurem hit the field, the former hits the latter with a massive knock off, which means the latter cannot OHKO with draco meteor, this gives free ghold switch in to double into ting lu. who gets rocks one last time before dying. Ghold activates para spam and twaves pex, 1v1s ttar with MiR, weavile gets killed by kyurem, but zama forces him out and with rocks up kyurem is effectively dead. Pex walls zama so Ghold has to come back to finish the job. 1 Tera fairy, 1 recover, and he instantly puts gliscor through labor, and eventually, gliscor gets outpressured. Pex tries to hold, but 1 unlucky para spells the end of the match
[January 21]
Isza vs
CTC
rain vs sun, arch drops the draco but isza's treats eats it, but CTC's treats blocks the volt switch. Gouging fire does very little to pelipper so torkoal comes with the sun, but peli U-turns into raging bolt, so he gets the natural boost without wasting booster, and he instantly puts it into work, by melting treads with weather ball. pult forces it out into treads who tanks the draco and sets rocks, wake comes to force it out and bolt comes in and stands his ground to CM as pult does a double switch, bolt dies but gets much appreciated damage on pult. Valiant uses this to kill pult, get an SD while taking on a flare blitz from gouging fire and killing torkoal, winning the weather war. Blaziken uses tera to get a sd + enough speed boost to win, treats gets sacked, pelipper comes in to change the weather and force blaziken out. With a low hydro steam roll, peli gets the kill on gouging fire, and with rain + tera fairy up, arch has no problem cleaning the game
[January 21]
mncmt vs Rubyblood
in this pivot heavy game, both of them battle for high ground, gholdengo almost kills volcanion with specs, volcanion seems to be a trapping set which lefts it being walled by ting lu instead of scaring it. chip damage flies and eventually clef falls to dengo, also volcanion dies offscreen. zama forces tera on ting lu which means free almost free weavile, zama has to clear the field as much as he can so he kills oger, kills tusk and gets a defense drop on skarm, which means weavile wins
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Cryonicles (4) vs (8)
Circus Maximus Tigers
[January 21]
Srn vs
Garay oak
turn one rotom and glowking change status, hazards and chip damage start to fly, rotom dies offscreen aswell, also ting lu dies to burns + chips, more chip happens, kingambit dies by skarm in the head. Srn proved to be using substitue + protect + freeze dry + earth power kyurem with tera steel, but does not do a lot, srn's glowking dies to unlucky spedef drop, and then srn´s kyurem loses the 1v1 vs garay's kyurem, and tusk dies with hazards
[January 21]
Separation vs
Storm Zone
2 hypnosis fails in a row lets glowking 1v1 darkrai, tusk wastes its booster in trying to hit skarm, who gets a layer and glimm comes in to get the rocks. glim tries to get some damage, but psyshock + thunderclap kills it. Great tusk comes but cm + tera grass means tusk gets packed by dragon pulse, glowking hits him with the sludge bomb + poison rate and dies too. Weavile finally finishes the job with ice shard, and gets forced out by primarina. Primarina dittos start and separation's prima cms at red and counters sz's prima with custap berry moonblast. Storm Zone's Raging bolt comes in to finish prima and 1v1s zama to win the game
[January 21]
Finchinator vs
JJ09LIE
Finch i know your reading this, theres not going to be anymore mon-inator or mentally insane final boss finch writings like i did in scl because im low on budget. Anyway finch's ting lu gets badly poison and finch's gliscor misses toxic on tusk which almost kills it but at least gets it second time, hazards pile up, slowking and pult also trade status. volc tries to set up and both tera to try to take on each other, but glowking lives and with toxic + good pivoting from JJ, volc trades itself just for skarm. weavile gets burned and her drip stolen, more chip damage flies, particulary with JJ's pult. finch's skarm dies offscreen, and so does pult, but weavile gets burned stalled to death. pult and gliscor trade for each other. JJ's gambit is scared untill it remember its kingambit endgame sv and just wins
[January 20]
Floss vs
Trosko
In this game, we see kyurem + glowking dittos, and also we see trosko using tera fairy wake for i dont know exactly the reason. hazards get stacked, damage via knock off gets done, and eventually kingambit dies, trosko's glowking gets unlucky spedef drop which means sack wake time, homeboy trosko gets his kyurem almost killed because none of his fucking dragons can land a meteor but its fine since floss gets reasonably scared and switches out. ting lu gets killed by floss's kyurem and trosko's kyurem finally gets the revenge kill. pult uses tera steel as a way of saying "fuck glowking and weavile, me and my homies hate glowking and weavile" but gets an fsight off which combined with skarmory's bp, actually kills gliscor, glowking hits him with the piss status and finally fucking dies, but kyurem and weavile dont care, did not ask and L + Ratio
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Team Raiders (7) vs (5) Stark Sharks
[January 21]
DAHLI vs Shafofficiel
Clodsire gets ear raped by primarina, but he fucks off with the eject button, barraskewda pivots back into clodsire to get the same thing, lando comes in as clod sets rocks, lando also gets its rocks, and peli U-turns on the incoming zone. CM boosted weather ball transforms magnezone into scrap metal, with tera fairy roaring moon gets washed away, and does good damage to dnite before finally collapsing. pult burns primarina and clodsire eats the moonblast to punch primarina in her tits until death. Lando T tries to kill with U-turn, but peli comes in and gets dnite in, who gets u-turned and burried under pult´s draco. Ace misses gunk shot so he gets burried too, lando FINALLY kills the clodsire and barra just laughs at it
[January 21]
entrocefalo vs
Mimikyu Stardust 
the debut of mimikyu stardust starts with Barra spams flip turn vs anything that moves, which helps iron treads in killing gliscor (t
he treads was eject button but got knocked off). arch fucks corv and lets treads take the L against kyurem. with this momentum, barra desintegrates ace and does 50% to kyurem before dying. Garg uses tera water but its too late for that, zama kills bolt, but gets forced out by peli, garg tries to salt cure peli but arc catches the free defense boost and zaps zama, kyurem cracks peli and torn-t uses tera flying to clean
[January 21]
Sylveon used calm mind vs lax
Early game revolves around hazards, getting positioning, and doing general scouting, untill Weavile lowkicks gambit but he survives and OHKOs weavile with iron head, dnite tries to revenge kill but lando weaves, lando also tries to hit the stone edge but skarm weaves. Garg uses tera fairy and sets curse up but glowking can tank and force garg out, skarm and enam go to war and
the former whips out iron head to make enam shit her pants, skarm gets to +4 but cinderace sacks itself for the burns, which means sturdy is always off, glowking forces it out and lando kills ting lu with stone edge. garg tries to set up again, gets denied again, dnite weaves more stone edges by lando and glowking keep inserting pressure into lax's team. Skarm and tusk get into a boosting war, andd while it seemed like rocky helmet skarm would win, crit ice spinner + burn damage breaks past skarm and with max out tera poison tusk in the field, its game over
[January 21]
Punny vs
kumiko 
Everyone was waiting what was going to be kumiko's (FKA TDK) way of adapting to the ever changing hostile envireoment of sv ou, the answer is
moltres, samu-h gets spikes, arch tries to zap mola but uses tera ghost to tank the hit and mirror coats the damage back, OHKOing arch, mola gets burned and ursa tries to break but
eject button treads pivots out into samu who one shots it with crit, gets killed by gambit but not before getting another layer of cocaine, moltres surprises ace with scorching sands. treads die by gambit, peli predicts the gliscor protects and uses them to heal and kill gambit with surf. moltres uses tera dragon to tank the crit ivy cudgel from oger and kill her with hurricane, and after 4000 pivots of roosting stalling and gliscor getting 3 fucking protects in a row, barra brute forces through gliscor and peli cleans
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Wi-Fi Wolfpack (7) vs (5) Ever Grande BIGS
[January 20]
shiloh vs Gilbert arenas
2 heavy offense teams vs each other in a battle of who gets better positioning early game, samu-h gets a spike, rilla knocks moth's specs, gliscor gets rocks and knocks pult's sash, samu gets burned by pult but still gets the kill, lando pivots into volcanion who blocks samu's pivot, and gets killed, moth comes to melt rilla in poisons and make lando explode with overheat. volcanion comes back and steams gliscor. hat tries to nuzzle gambit but lum berry cures it and gets chip on zama, who then does 2% to volcanion with heavy slam and now volcanion drowns moth, zama also falls to volcanion. hat sets up and gets volcanion but kingambit tera dark black glasses sucker punch deals with it and gholdengo
[January 21]
Fogbound Lake vs
Laroxyl
Lastly on the list of debuts, its Laroxyl's turn, where he starts sacking glim for hazards, balloon gouging fire stays in gliscor and gets badly poison but when fogbound lake tries to stall laroxyl reads that shit and says no free eats, and gets another one, so now primarina fucking dies. gliscor tries to stall again and laro gets the read again and trows out a morning sun, and then fogbound lake gets another protect on gliscor and laro READS IT AGAIN, bro knows his ABCs, and S, stands for standing on bussisness, gouging fire finally dies of food poisoning and moon comes in, ready to spam knock off, which gets skarm's helmet and decides to change plans and let pult OHKO glowking with crit status boosted hex. fog's pult tera ghots and kills moon, and laro tera fairys his pult to kill skarm, gets killed by fog's pult, but valiant comes out and fog loses by time out
[January 21]
freezai vs
Savouras
We start the match by peli getting blown the fuck up by tusk, rilla is not scared of rain liquidation, freezai decides to use tera and gets blown the fuck up by rilla. lucha + tusk jump arch and moon just wins
[January 21]
zioziotrip vs crying
zioziotrip uses serp to set up screens vs hat, which lets gouging fire spank her. lando-t denies zama, hat does the charlie vs verbalase chase against samu and wins the 1v1. rilla scares hat away with talks about korn and here comes gouging fire but balloon heatran weaves, so dragon claw + earthquake leaves heatran barely alive as he killes gouging, darkrai sweeps the remains, fails hypnosis on rilla and has to ask for help, lando taunts zama so no ID boosts, which allows iron boulder to kill it, rilla kills lando and darkrai, zio's hat and crying's rilla prepare for the final 1v1 but crit boosted draining kiss seals the deal
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Surprinsingly, pult was the most used mon, i guess because it deals in some form with literally everyone on the list, could he be the new glue?
These are the 4 last neurons in my brain trying to keep this project alive, god this shit IS NOT SUSTAINABLE people, please give me likes or im going to cry
Team Raiders: Punny, Gondra, TPP, DAHLI, procorphish, Sylveon used calm mind, entrocefalo
Stark Sharks: lax, TDK, shafofficiel, GeniusX, tko, Mimikyu Stardust, Carkoala
Congregation of the Classiest: mncmt, pdt, Beraldo, Isza, HANTSUKI, Thiago Nunes, devin
Alpha Ruiners: Raptor, xavgb, oldspicemike, Fc, JustFranco
Wi-Fi Wolfpack: Fogbound Lake, zioziotrip, TDNT, shiloh, freezai, Piyush25, Taka
Ever Grande BIGs: crying, Gilbert Arenas, Laroxyl, 3d, MAVERICK SHOOTERS, Savouras
Circus Maximus Tigers: Storm Zone, Eternal Spirit, Trosko, Garay Oak, JJ09LIE, S1nnohConfirmed, Baloor
Indie Scooters: Welli0u, Xrn, elodin, hellom, Akalli, Kushalos, Dasmer
Cryonicles: Mind Gaming, Finchinator, Separation, Floss, Srn, 
Dragonspiral Tyrants: CTC, DonSalvatore, Ash KetchumGamer, RubyBlood, damien the genius, myjava, Luispeikou, mister sauce, Mada
Ash KetchumGamer vs Floss 
