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Uh, black Barbie, perfect and you gnarly (yeah)
I raise the stakes for you and bet all it (whoa)
Put some respect on my name, I get you poppin' (yeah)
Don't leave your girl around me, I got options (yeah)
Don't even need to ask for it for me to get it
When you see my ass in this I charge credit
Your dad dropped stacks on this don't forget it
He's tryna find my p*ssy pics up on reddit
I'm a real pop girly, no room for fuckin' posers
Blackout one night, next morning not hungover
We pull up in the Rover with bottles and a chauffeur
Not my fault that your man can't win us over
Your profile picture is like me pretending I'm okay when I'm not but imagine me being on my bed with my collection of pillows behind me instead of on the ground with old computers
Iggy Azalea is like my albino child I randomly gave birth to in a pre-historic African village during Pangea. My early human brain thought she was demonic because of her albinism so I wrapped her in a malanga leaf and left her in a cave miles away from the village
Hey haha we got paired for competitive rock, paper, scissors followed by blindfolded connect 4 and then lastly sending you pics of my cat. I'm gmt-5 when can you play?