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  • There is no f'ing way. xD lol

    It's funny though. I hope you don't think I'm actually desparate to get a shiny luvdisc-- I mean it'd be awesome, but I don't need to stroke my virtual dick that much. If I really wanted more luv (lol), what I'd do is draw more, more cute and simple, and actually take requests (there is no way I'm up for that time-wise).
    Cause you're so beautiful...
    Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute.
    You're so beautiful.
    You could be a part time model.
    But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job.
    And when you're on the street, depending on the street.
    I bet you are definitely in the top three.
    Good lookin' girls on the street.
    (Depending on the streets).
    And when I saw you at my mate's place.
    I thought...what, is she, doing...at my mate's place.
    How did he get a hottie like that to a party like this?
    Good one, Dave.
    (Ooh, you're a legend, Dave).
    Oh my god, she's so hot
    She's so fucking hot, she's like a curry
    I gotta tell her how hot she is
    But if I tell her how hot she is she'll think I'm being sexist
    She's so hot, she's making me sexist...bitch
    I saw a man lying on the street half dead
    He had knives and forks sticking out of his leg
    He said
    Ahh ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhwww
    Can somebody get the knife and fork out of my leg please
    Ooh could somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees
    Yeah yeeeahhh
    This is where we break it down
    A man is lying on the street some punk has chopped off his head
    And I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead aaoohhh
    Turns out he's dead

    ^^

    best stanza
    He posted in the Firebot yo Momma joke thread

    anyway......

    my rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all the ladies in the first 2 rows pregnant
    is that where your Mum lives?

    btw why do I get pics of scantly clad women when I type in Money Money song into Google images????
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