Krack - The Canadian Sensation and Lady Extraordinaire.
Brad Pitt? Fuck that bitch ass nigga. Krack's got more swag than him.
Justin Beiber? Give me a break. All his fan girls go to this guy Krack for their womanly needs.
The ladies are trying to offer this guy Krack some cheap Champagne as a sign of appreciation? Absurd - do they not know Krack has better tastes for more higher-class beverages?
Now, as you know, franky, Iconic and I must interview you for The Smog. I'm sure you're being hassled with interviews by ladies wishing to be your lover on this day we call Valentine's, so I apologize if I am bothering you in any way - there's no need for you to waste time reading my fan visitor messages.
We hope to interview during the weekend when you're done brushing off and ignoring all of these ladies with dirty-ass teeth and dry-ass lips that are trying to jump all over you. No lady is worthy of being embraced by your swag goo.
Tell me what times work for you if you want.