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it has been decided that i will wear my permalock like a badge of honor. i know you see the I COULD BE BANNED! but all of the women end up with the bad boys in the end... nice guys finish last
1. At approximately 20:25 EST on 22JAN2026, a new combination of words to make a sentence has been discovered. At the advent of having his Zapdos absolutely extirpated on switch in, Pokemon Showdown user "pageninetynine" had promptly said the first unique sentence in recent human history: stating "Ur a sack bro."
2. At the time of documentation, it is concurred upon initial sighting that the noun "sack" can be synonymous with the word "gobshite" in British geezer jargon.
3. This exact responses trigger is undecided at the time of documentation, it is assumed with over 50% confidence that it involves a trainers Zapdos being turned into an urban campfire story.
4. This concludes formal documentation of the first unique sentence in modern human history. Dated 22JAN2026 at 20:25EST.
Press conference relating to my last loss to FJ2K (The Enemy)
mrchristopherthe12, how do you feel about your loss today?
AI has gotten so real. I didn't lose, next question?
mrchristopherthe12, how do you feel about AI?
Good investment. My private jet is now waiting for me.